Weekend Photo Caption Contest

WAR & CONFLICT BOOK ERA:  WWI/RECRUITMENT AND TRAINING

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  1. avatar Mobile Infantry says:

    Hold still, there’s a fly right about…

  2. avatar ej says:

    Alright now stand still this is gonna hurt

  3. avatar Augur says:

    “I’ll get that itch for ya, pally!”

    “Thanks, chum!”

  4. avatar Stephen M. says:

    “Do you know how to use that thing?”

    “Yes, the pointy end goes in the other man”

    1. avatar Wood says:

      Nice Zorro reference!

  5. avatar Kenji-con says:

    The force is strong with you young Jedi.

  6. avatar Denny says:

    I told you I could cure that heart burn.

  7. avatar Squiggles says:

    You put your right Krag in, and your right foot out, that’s what it’s all about!

  8. avatar blahpony says:

    Bulletproof this!

  9. avatar Mark T says:

    “lets add a button hole right about…..”

    Further proof that bayonet lugs are an evil feature.

    What happens when you run out of bayonet target dummies? Start using, um, bayonet target DUMMIES.

    “Of course it’s a rubber bayonet Senator Gun-Grabber. Now hold still….”

  10. avatar lagbolt1138 says:

    You may feel a little prick.

    Yeah? So what else is new?

  11. avatar John L. says:

    Yeah, I did bring a knife to a gunfight. Got a problem with that, Sarge?

  12. avatar Brad says:

    Dear Sarge, see what had happened was….

  13. avatar Gyufygy says:

    When the sergeants are away, the boots will play.

  14. avatar chris says:

    Photo showing a 1917 Darwin Award finalist a split second before clinching first prize…

  15. avatar derrickman says:

    Hey bubba, hold me beer and watch this…..

  16. avatar Ing says:

    Come at me, Bro!

    1. avatar S.CROCK says:

      yes! ^

    2. avatar Dm says:

      Winner.

    3. avatar Dave's not here... says:

      Ding! Nailed it

  17. avatar Lance says:

    The Captains who Teddy Roosevelt replaced famous words to his commander:

    Hay Colonel, Did I sharpen this enough???

  18. avatar Craig says:

    Its a Krag. That’s all that needs to be said.

  19. avatar Kaz says:

    Are you sure this “bullet button” is California legal?

  20. avatar jwm says:

    They called him Chesty Puller for a reason.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      I like this!!!!!

  21. avatar AaronW says:

    The sergeant depicted here took his job of “testing his men’s intestinal fortitude” a bit too literally.

  22. avatar HEF51 says:

    After Phil posted this picture to Facebook someone saw it and reported it to police, bayonets and bayonet lugs are illegal in the state of New York. He was then sentence to 10 years because of its awful massacre possibilities.

  23. avatar A-Rod says:

    I wanted to make a Trayvon Martin & George Zimmerman joke but both guys are white and no one is wearing a hoodie.

  24. avatar sagebrushracer says:

    Bayonet 101: Stick em with the pointy end!

  25. avatar Dallas says:

    Obama care supporter.

  26. avatar Charlie says:

    “I think it says ‘S. A. 1912″. And there’s a flaming bomb or something on it”.

    lol
    Charlie

  27. avatar Joel says:

    Get the point Marty? Get the point? Heehee……….uh oh!

  28. avatar Sam S. says:

    “The Sequester had taken quite a toll on military medicine…”

    1. avatar supergrover says:

      hahaha! best one yet!!

  29. avatar Gary Schulze says:

    Meet Mr. Pointy

  30. avatar chunkielamb says:

    Photoshopped!

  31. avatar RAE says:

    No ammo around here either!

  32. avatar eric says:

    What I wouldn’t do for a Klondike bar

  33. avatar nate says:

    Manliest way to button a shirt

  34. avatar mark_anthony_78 says:

    So THIS is why bayonet lugs are illegal in NJ…

  35. avatar zora says:

    Army tattoo removal procedure.

  36. avatar mojo says:

    This will teach you to speedwalk in my neighborhood.

  37. avatar Louis says:

    The surgeon said, one stab, twist and out come the cyst.

  38. avatar Red Sox says:

    Achtung! Class you just don’t get it, so one last time and I will let Adolf show us what total gun control and a gun grabber looks like.

  39. avatar Rattlerjake says:

    Little did the corporal know, this is GIJoe with his first (and last) generation body armor.

  40. avatar Mick says:

    Damn, it’s NOT loaded!!!

  41. avatar Paul B says:

    Do your worst, it will only bounce off.

  42. avatar Gtfoxy says:

    Pro-Gun v. Anti-Gun

  43. avatar TX says:

    What did you say about my momma, again?

  44. avatar Rattlerjake says:

    They had invented the rifle, but hadn’t invented the bullet yet!

  45. avatar Rattlerjake says:

    “Trust me, Joe, it really is rubber”.
    Those Germans sucker for it every time!

  46. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Your bayonet cannot hurt me, I am French…
    Oh, merde!

  47. avatar Gregolas says:

    Honest, Sarge, I was just cleaning my bayonet and it went off!

  48. avatar K says:

    Civilize ’em with the Krag . . . . 😉

  49. avatar treefroggy says:

    Cause a bayonet has more penetration power than a 30-40 Krag.

  50. avatar Mark N. says:

    Superman, The Early Years

  51. avatar Bob Damon says:

    It’s ok, the Safety is on.

  52. avatar Shawn Graber says:

    “Sarge says my bayonet needs to be sharp enough to shave chest hairs. Can I practice on your sternum bush?”

  53. avatar Paul53 says:

    The early Obamacare death panels lacked a certain finesse.

  54. avatar Rollerz11 says:

    I ‘m Johnny Knoxville – and welcome to Jackass!

  55. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    After the tragic training accident it would be another 70 years before local police departments would once again issue bayonets.

  56. avatar johnmackay70 says:

    A demonstration of the US Armed Forces new “green” ammo

  57. avatar Aragorn says:

    In 90 odd years soldiers will whine about getting injured if they had to do this.

  58. avatar Aharon says:

    WW1: just another war millions of commoners were slaughtered in so their elitist masters could placate huge egos seeking glory and profits.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Lighten up, francis. It’s happy time.

  59. avatar vioshi says:

    Now one of us is supposed to lean into it… I don’t remember which one though.

  60. avatar Rich says:

    gives a whole new meaning to stand your ground now doesn’t it.

  61. avatar A&R says:

    Stick it to me Bro !!!!!!!

  62. avatar J.G. says:

    Seargent: There’s dirt on that front sight boy!
    Private: Huh, where?

  63. avatar In Memphis says:

    Go on your front porch and make two thrusts in to the air!

  64. avatar Dave S says:

    lets see if your body armor is cut resistant.

  65. avatar SC Jeff says:

    Just hold still. I saw this on an episode of Tom And Jerry one time.

    1. avatar In Memphis says:

      Are you sure it wasnt an episode of Itchy ans Scratchy?

  66. avatar Sock Monkey says:

    “The brass insisted that weapons-testing be as realistic as possible.”

  67. avatar Ardent says:

    This will only hurt for a little while. . .

    1. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

      I’ll only put the [end] of it in…

  68. avatar ScottG says:

    “And the last step for the Army physical: does it hurt when I press here?”

  69. avatar watchmenlewis says:

    common doc i can take it

  70. avatar TTACer says:

    Don’t bring a chest to a bayonet fight.

  71. avatar Don says:

    I think my front sight looks crooked, what do you think?

  72. avatar Don says:

    Just the tip?!

  73. avatar miserylovescompany says:

    “I’ll cover your prick with my leaf”

  74. avatar TreadUpon says:

    “We’ve designed our Bayonet 101 class to be easy, and still only half of our students graduate. I just don’t get it.”

  75. avatar Hank says:

    “Then you jab it like this, see, and…d’oh!…NEXT VOLUNTEER!….Then you jab it like…d’oh!…NEXT!”

  76. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    Frigging D2 tool steel! Do you see that rust spot Steve?

  77. avatar Zahooee says:

    It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye…
    or liver….

  78. avatar Von says:

    Sarge demonstrates using dog tags as a bayonet shield.

  79. avatar haiku guy says:

    Ok. You go first, then we’ll switch…

  80. avatar haiku guy says:

    Unlike the Four Rules for guns, there is really only One Rule for bayonettes

  81. avatar haiku guy says:

    When Marines play Mumble Peg…

  82. avatar Out_Fang_Thief says:

    The drill instructor, having provoked the conscientious objector that
    his mother had serviced the entire 2nd Marine Regiment, discovered,
    surprisingly enough, that even resolute pacifists have their limits.

  83. avatar Andrew says:

    Bro, do you even lift?

  84. “No, you CAN’T have my gun … get the point?”

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