Hold still, there’s a fly right about…
Alright now stand still this is gonna hurt
“I’ll get that itch for ya, pally!”
“Do you know how to use that thing?”
“Yes, the pointy end goes in the other man”
Nice Zorro reference!
The force is strong with you young Jedi.
I told you I could cure that heart burn.
You put your right Krag in, and your right foot out, that’s what it’s all about!
“lets add a button hole right about…..”
Further proof that bayonet lugs are an evil feature.
What happens when you run out of bayonet target dummies? Start using, um, bayonet target DUMMIES.
“Of course it’s a rubber bayonet Senator Gun-Grabber. Now hold still….”
You may feel a little prick.
Yeah? So what else is new?
Yeah, I did bring a knife to a gunfight. Got a problem with that, Sarge?
Dear Sarge, see what had happened was….
When the sergeants are away, the boots will play.
Photo showing a 1917 Darwin Award finalist a split second before clinching first prize…
Hey bubba, hold me beer and watch this…..
Come at me, Bro!
Ding! Nailed it
The Captains who Teddy Roosevelt replaced famous words to his commander:
Hay Colonel, Did I sharpen this enough???
Its a Krag. That’s all that needs to be said.
Are you sure this “bullet button” is California legal?
They called him Chesty Puller for a reason.
I like this!!!!!
The sergeant depicted here took his job of “testing his men’s intestinal fortitude” a bit too literally.
After Phil posted this picture to Facebook someone saw it and reported it to police, bayonets and bayonet lugs are illegal in the state of New York. He was then sentence to 10 years because of its awful massacre possibilities.
I wanted to make a Trayvon Martin & George Zimmerman joke but both guys are white and no one is wearing a hoodie.
Bayonet 101: Stick em with the pointy end!
Obama care supporter.
“I think it says ‘S. A. 1912″. And there’s a flaming bomb or something on it”.
Get the point Marty? Get the point? Heehee……….uh oh!
“The Sequester had taken quite a toll on military medicine…”
hahaha! best one yet!!
Meet Mr. Pointy
No ammo around here either!
What I wouldn’t do for a Klondike bar
Manliest way to button a shirt
So THIS is why bayonet lugs are illegal in NJ…
Army tattoo removal procedure.
This will teach you to speedwalk in my neighborhood.
The surgeon said, one stab, twist and out come the cyst.
Achtung! Class you just don’t get it, so one last time and I will let Adolf show us what total gun control and a gun grabber looks like.
Little did the corporal know, this is GIJoe with his first (and last) generation body armor.
Damn, it’s NOT loaded!!!
Do your worst, it will only bounce off.
Pro-Gun v. Anti-Gun
What did you say about my momma, again?
They had invented the rifle, but hadn’t invented the bullet yet!
“Trust me, Joe, it really is rubber”.
Those Germans sucker for it every time!
Your bayonet cannot hurt me, I am French…
Honest, Sarge, I was just cleaning my bayonet and it went off!
Civilize ’em with the Krag . . . . 😉
Cause a bayonet has more penetration power than a 30-40 Krag.
Superman, The Early Years
It’s ok, the Safety is on.
“Sarge says my bayonet needs to be sharp enough to shave chest hairs. Can I practice on your sternum bush?”
The early Obamacare death panels lacked a certain finesse.
I ‘m Johnny Knoxville – and welcome to Jackass!
After the tragic training accident it would be another 70 years before local police departments would once again issue bayonets.
A demonstration of the US Armed Forces new “green” ammo
In 90 odd years soldiers will whine about getting injured if they had to do this.
WW1: just another war millions of commoners were slaughtered in so their elitist masters could placate huge egos seeking glory and profits.
Lighten up, francis. It’s happy time.
Now one of us is supposed to lean into it… I don’t remember which one though.
gives a whole new meaning to stand your ground now doesn’t it.
Stick it to me Bro !!!!!!!
Seargent: There’s dirt on that front sight boy!
Private: Huh, where?
Go on your front porch and make two thrusts in to the air!
lets see if your body armor is cut resistant.
Just hold still. I saw this on an episode of Tom And Jerry one time.
Are you sure it wasnt an episode of Itchy ans Scratchy?
“The brass insisted that weapons-testing be as realistic as possible.”
This will only hurt for a little while. . .
I’ll only put the [end] of it in…
“And the last step for the Army physical: does it hurt when I press here?”
common doc i can take it
Don’t bring a chest to a bayonet fight.
I think my front sight looks crooked, what do you think?
Just the tip?!
“I’ll cover your prick with my leaf”
“We’ve designed our Bayonet 101 class to be easy, and still only half of our students graduate. I just don’t get it.”
“Then you jab it like this, see, and…d’oh!…NEXT VOLUNTEER!….Then you jab it like…d’oh!…NEXT!”
Frigging D2 tool steel! Do you see that rust spot Steve?
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye…
Sarge demonstrates using dog tags as a bayonet shield.
Ok. You go first, then we’ll switch…
Unlike the Four Rules for guns, there is really only One Rule for bayonettes
When Marines play Mumble Peg…
The drill instructor, having provoked the conscientious objector that
his mother had serviced the entire 2nd Marine Regiment, discovered,
surprisingly enough, that even resolute pacifists have their limits.
Bro, do you even lift?
“No, you CAN’T have my gun … get the point?”
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