No matter how bored,
the four rules always apply
or tears may ensue.
Unload your firearm
It shouldn’t be difficult
Don’t be a dumbass
Unload your firearm
But please, not into yourself
It will leave a mark
this is fun
Haikus are very fun
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Stroking your Nambus
Writing like you’re Japanese
You guys must be nuts
Engineer by choice;
in school, assface gets the girl.
Indeed, I am a nut.
Don’t have a nambu.
My arisaka’s nice, though.
You care to see it?
You guys really should go someplace private to play with your Nambus.
Had its mum ground off by hand
I guess it was yours
OH! That took me more than a minute to figure out. Mum….geez, this is a hilarious thread!
Sitting in Starbucks
Laughing at Ralph’s last haiku.
Others look askance.
No Niponese guns;
Commie iron must suffice.
Mosin keeps me warm.
I find it hilarious that most people miss the fact that Haiku only works well in Japanese because of Japanese language structure…
But they’re funnier in english!
Firearms lend their strength;
blameless, they would lend strength to —
Playing with your Glock
Thinking it was your johnson
Sutures in your leg
Dude, you won the internet for today.
Heh. I’ve seen that up close and personal when I worked in an inner-city ER.
Mind is not focused
Fingers become lazy careless
Injury will result
Glock stuck in waistband
Street lights out the hood heats up
One rule survival
I get it. This is a poetry retreat? Stand Your Ezra Pound?
There once was a man from Nantuckett…….
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
I bet you don’t know that one.
His pistol he forgot where he stuck it.
When he scratched where it itched
Gun went off, what a bvtch!
No more will he casually tuck it.
We are become stone soup.
Who is Goddard?
Why was he near?
When four rules were forgotten?
I DOESNT matter to me how many times it stated to intelligent people or not. Don’t ever believe your gun is safe merely because you dropped the magazine from the firearm. In most cases there is still. 1 Round left in the chamber that wil kill anyone just as well as the rounds in the lhe magazine. A Policeman of many years came into the range I used and was showing his fireaarm to the salesman and dropped the mag. And thankfully aimed his weapon in a safe direction and pulled they rigger to the astonishment of all 1 round exited the weapon and no one was hurt. I heard he was severely disciplined. This wa
My local police chief made news by having an ND at his home simply because he forgot to pop his chamber during takedown of his new duty weapon.
For some reason sheeple assume LEO’s are above human error with firearms.
And that’s why I cary in condition 3. The chances of stupidity due to failing to check the chamber, far more dangerous than extra second to rack the slide.
Tell that to George Zimmerman. If he’d been carrying Condition 3,he’d probably be brain damaged or dead now.
Keep finger indexed
Until you are on target
Or you may be next
which gun we talking about here?……oh that gun
A note to the fellas running this site, ive gotten 4 viruses off this site causing me to have to reformat my phone and laptop. I only visit secure sites my business uses and has used for over 8 years without a problem. I know whos to blame, ive received anti gun pro Obama pop ups, with maig adds..just wanted to let someone on the board know whats bin happening to me. Please look into this for all of us PRO 2nd A people.
We’re in the process of running these down. Thanks for your patience.
I was getting all sorts of warnings about cross scripting, and the site would not stop loading. As my friend, the Asiana Airlines captain would say, “Sum Ting Wong”…
The guy driving the fire truck must have been his cousin.
Yes, the safety rules always apply. But every time I hear about laws that prohibit carry in certain places (government buildings, workplaces, etc.), I think about the danger of forcing people to remove their guns in their cars–in terms of the risk of accidental discharges, theft, and “person with a gun in a car” 911 calls.
Once a man played with his gun
Thought he was having some fun
He sat in it’s path
Then felt it’s whole wrath
Now his leg is undone
hahahahaha, Tom your comments have me rolling so hard
Kansas has gun permits?
Only for CCW, otherwise no.
And they are will-issue.
Screw the video, I love the firearms haikus.
God gave us Four Rules.
Because when it’s Life or Death,
Ten was too many.
An awful story
A man is shot near Goddard
That’s in his Crotch, right?
I hope he makes a full recovery.
Stroking his wesson
He thought it was His and Hers
Pop goes the weasel
If Harry Potter
Had a *Nambus* 2000
The story ends fast
ponder your handgun
is it occupied with shells?
don’t stroke the bang switch
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