Report: Attorney accused of trying to kill wife had small arsenal in home. That’s the headline from California’s turnto23.com. So . . . what’s a small arsenal, then? “Police said when the first officers arrived they saw Madrigali walking out the front door. They put him in cuffs while they cleared the house for other possible suspects. Inside they found Trivia Madrigali lying in the living room with a shotgun blast to the chest . . . Police said they eventually recovered 12 firearms, including six handguns, 5 shotguns, and an assault rifle. 23ABC asked police about the firearms, they said all were legally registered to Mark Madrigali. There is no limit to the number of firearms an individual can own as long as they are legally registered.” Hmmm. What constitutes a “small arsenal”? And while we’re at it, what’s a large arsenal? And no penis jokes please.