Weekend Photo Caption Contest

The winner of this week’s contest will get a free download of the incredibly handy FirearmSafe app via iTunes, courtesy of Bob Reck, the wizard behind the program. [NB: dying is easy. Comedy is hard.]

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  1. avatar imrambi says:

    Who drew a picture me?

  2. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    Dan goes hunting for the second time?

  3. avatar LyleJames says:

    10 manly calories

  4. avatar Mark says:

    My ex-wife is a member of PETA.

  5. avatar Chad says:

    Way better than last weekend.

  6. avatar DonS says:

    Real men do sometimes show emotion.

  7. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Check it out, dawg–my bro works at Cabela’s, and he hooked me up with all this sweet stuff from the back; I’m totally gonna cosplay as Connor from Assassin’s Creed III at ComicCon.

  8. avatar Ropingdown says:

    It’s Alaska, brother. The babes have scarcity power. Of course I wear my prescribed man-Burkha.

  9. avatar Loyd says:

    Ted Nugent’s new line of men’s formal wear.

  10. avatar Brandon says:

    That is a sweet Opperator Beard.

  11. avatar Wolf says:

    43 years and nine months after Chris costa and Santa clause consummated their love.

  12. avatar ensitue says:

    Combining his love of hunting and Furry Cos-play, Big Dan McGrew was always a popular guest at the Kennedy Compound

  13. avatar zora says:

    I think this picture shows what to bring while hunting grizzly bear like a man.
    1. Your fists, for killing the animal.
    2. A gun, to use if the animal is out of range of your fists.
    3. A knife, for separating your clothes from their previous owner.
    4. Deer antler, for best meat to flame ratio
    5. The skin of those that challenge you, to be used as a hat

    1. avatar Denny says:

      In this short moment I could agree Zora. But I’m Gun owner and not PITA nor a tree hugger.

      Idiot man of any period with wolf head dressing on him is a wonderful target of the moment in the wild or public .

      My wolf friend WAYA on his head = a well vented a$$ on a well sharpened impalement pike in front of the lodge, and his / her jewels as snacks for his pups.

  14. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    “You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack…”

  15. avatar Perpetrating Freedom says:

    Diane Feinstein is still a Senator? oh deer . . . better luck next time

  16. avatar jkmoa says:

    Wolves to the left of me, Elk to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

    1. avatar Loyd says:

      Is it bad I had an image of the man in the drawing dancing around with a Bowie knife before slicing a grizzly’s ear off ala Reservoir Dogs??

      1. avatar jkmoa says:

        No, not bad, quite perceptive!

  17. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    It’s a pic of Ketchikan the Animal Man’s cousin, Soldotna Sam.

  18. avatar USMC says:

    “Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forest and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoor experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person.”

    – Fred Bear

  19. avatar Mobile Infantry says:

    On this day the bear man smiled, not one single fcuk was given.

  20. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    The Duck Dynasty guys decide to expand into Man-Bear-Pig-Wolf-Elk Dynasty?

  21. avatar crndl says:

    the new MAIG guy?

  22. avatar racer88 says:

    How “Wolfman Jack” got his name.

  23. avatar MallardDuck12 says:

    It’s no wonder liquor is outlawed in Alaska

  24. avatar LJM says:

    Meet the new Truth About Knives editor

  25. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Mako, the unacknowledged member of the Village People…

  26. avatar Pulatso says:

    Neckbeard Wolfhat, Territory Scout.

    1. avatar Craig says:

      Add Lars to the front of that and you have a Viking. Bork Bork Bork!

  27. avatar 505markf says:

    Wolf-Elk-Venison-Charlie laughs heartily after finally figuring out how he can integrate a snakeskin into his wardrobe.

  28. avatar Mr. Bob says:

    “I’d rather wear fur than go naked, and I belong to the other PETA.”

  29. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:

    In our society, you keep what you kill.

    …or…

    Happy Wolf loves it when you wear him!

  30. avatar Alphapod says:

    Meanwhile, in Alaska…

  31. avatar bdbecker says:

    Meet Bear Grylls older brother, Bob(cat) Grylls. He tried to teach his lil bro everything he knows, obviously Bear didn’t pay too much attention -it takes a true man of the wild to come out of the woods fat and laughing.

  32. avatar Eric says:

    Beat cabin fever!!!! Ask me how!!

  33. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    anyone know where I can get a good pedicure?

  34. avatar gregolas says:

    HALP! A wolf is eating my head!

  35. avatar JR LORENCZ says:

    To paraphrase Charles Barkley, “Bad art, man. Bad art…”

  36. avatar Rich Grise says:

    “How he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know!”

  37. avatar mchad says:

    So you think my helmet and body armor are cool huh? Just wait till you see what i use for a cup!

  38. avatar Bob says:

    Is that a wolf-alope on his head? I’ve heard about them, but never seen one.

  39. avatar jwm says:

    And they said the radiation leakage from Fukashima would have no long term affect on people.

  40. avatar AaronW says:

    He’s laughing because Lt. Col David Grossman doesn’t know which category to put him in.

  41. avatar kaiseralex4@gmail.com says:

    Sorry, no. I haven’t seen your husky.

  42. avatar BrianK says:

    “You are not LeBoeuf”

  43. avatar chuck derr says:

    looks like i racked up another one

  44. avatar Bryan says:

    Frustrated after his latest psycho babble therapy session, Mike Bloomberg decided he could go undercover and infiltrate the local NRA meeting himself, in hopes that someone there could give him a clue.

  45. avatar MrGrimm says:

    “Do you know how to hunt Grizzer Bear?”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      I believe it was,”Do you know how to skin grizzer bear, Pilgrim?” And moments later,”There’s your grizzer bear, Pilgrim, now skin him!” Jeremiah Johnson.

  46. avatar Don says:

    After the outing of their “West Virginia Hunter”, The NYC employees at MAIG found a much better disguise so no-one would recognize that their newest pro hunting/anti 2A spokesperson was actually the out of work Al Borland form Tool Time.

  47. avatar Aharon says:

    If I could live my life over I would be a mountain man too.

  48. avatar Megrim says:

    “Yes, I have been partially eaten by an elkhound. Thanks for asking. Now, could you please direct me to Men’s Accessories?”

  49. avatar AznMike says:

    The predecessor to the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt, the wolf hoodie.

  50. avatar loub says:

    I gave no one the permission to reproduce my likeness wtf!!!

  51. avatar Gary Schulze says:

    “I told you that a wolf can have antlers”

    1. avatar Don says:

      Does that make it a Wolfalope?

  52. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Coming this summer, it’s Forrester the Mountain Man, only on the WB! He is not LeBoeuf; he is a riot!

  53. avatar Arthur Rouse says:

    Awesome hunting sketch! Happy from who has drew this photo sketch. In this petite instant I may perhaps agree with comment of Zora. Its occasion to obtain a glance on the astonishing and fascinating hunting photograph at enormous motivate. Inspired photography jointly to build an impact. So Now I should have to make my own sketch.

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  54. avatar Jon R. says:

    Hey, I saw that guy when I was in wal-mart last week.

  55. avatar ThrownunderabusinWV says:

    Jase Robertson returns from a hard day of making duck calls.

  56. avatar Bartman1 says:

    Manbearpig!

  57. avatar Jimbob says:

    Internet legends suggest that the bloodline of the mall ninja can be traced to this man and his 19th century tacticool clothing.

  58. avatar IdahoPete says:

    Shortly after the start of hunting season in New Jersey, Jeremiah discovered the downside of forgetting his “hunter orange” vest …

  59. avatar Sammy says:

    R.F. assimilates to residing in Texas in record time, while winning the beard growing contest.

  60. avatar Al says:

    You’ll like the way you look.

    I guarantee it.

  61. avatar Von says:

    Trophies of a good hunt.

  62. avatar Steve in MA says:

    So Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

    1. avatar Howdy says:

      The original OFWG.

  63. avatar Lt. Sam says:

    “Somebody shoot me”

  64. avatar Mark N. says:

    After years living alone in the mountains, Uncle Charlie (Manimal) Jones had gender down pat, but suffered from species confusion. So he figured he be all things to all creatures large and small.

    or

    Saint Francis of Assisi’s evil twin.

  65. avatar D says:

    No caption from me but God that’s a sweet piece of pencil art. Kudos to the artist.

  66. avatar sightpicture says:

    “It puts the lotion on its skin…”

  67. avatar Duke of Sharon says:

    I should have swallowed this guy first, THEN put his clothes on.

  68. Wow, so many good ‘uns this week. Honorable mentions go out to Mark, JWM and sightpicture, but this week’s winner is SkyMan77 for his apt “Hangover” reference.

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