“Dane County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a complaint of a man with a gun in the area of 4800 Scherbel Road at about 3:20 p.m. Deputies said 32-year-old James Weightman had what appeared to be a gun, but it turned out to be a 37mm gas-charged fireworks launcher.” Thank God for that, right? Sure, rifles are legal in Wisconsin, but you don’t want someone, you know, walking around with one. But the safety Suzies found something to pin on Weightman all the same. “Weightman was cited for possession of fireworks, a $200.50 citation.” Guess they couldn’t come back to the station empty-handed. They probably turned on their lights and siren and everything.