It Should Have Been a DGU: Stompin’ At The Parklane Edition

The accounts of what happened in a Houston high-rise don’t specify whether or not Ana Lilia Trujillo is a round-heeled woman or not, but like the girl in that old Kiss song, she seems to have been murder in high heels. Trujillo allegedly used a stiletto-heeled pump to pummel, perforate and puncture an unidentified gentleman friend. To death. “Police in Houston say the suspect, 44-year-old Ana Lilia Trujillo, used one of the pointy-heeled shoes to stab the 59-year-old victim in a high-rise luxury condominium building inhabited primarily by faculty and staff at the University of Houston…. Authorities say the man was stabbed multiple times, each time, apparently, with a stiletto shoe.” In Paul Stanley’s immortal words, “She’ll bring you to your knees, and when you’re laid to rest. She’s gonna give you something, she’s gonna get it off her chest.” Mission apparently accomplished.

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  1. avatar jwm says:

    I got hit solid with a regular high heel once. It hurt but it didn’t penetrate. Apparently she was a little angrier than the gal that hit me.

  2. avatar Matt in FL says:

    See? Take away the guns and what happens?

    In this case, a gun wouldn’t have changed the outcome, just the efficiency.

    On the other hand, how does a guy stand still long enough to get stabbed to death with a stiletto? Was he already somehow incapacitated, or did she just get really lucky on the first hit?

  3. avatar Lowne says:

    I don’t mean to be disrespectful but how in the hell is this worthy of TTAG?

    I’m often wrong but I didn’t see anything about guns in this report.

    1. avatar William says:

      Ana Lilia! This guy is messin’!!!

    2. avatar gloomhound says:

      +1 Perhaps this would be of more interest over at the knife site.

    3. avatar tfunk says:

      Umm, that’s why it says “it SHOULD HAVE BEEN a DGU”…as in, guy should have had a gun and put it to good defensive use

    4. avatar Accur81 says:

      I like the story. How many gun grabbers out there think eliminating guns would essentially eliminate violence? Not in this case.

  4. avatar William says:

    She stabbed him in the WHAT?

    Aharon… you were right, my friend !

    1. avatar Aharon says:

      Thank you.

      Last week in Texas there was the Ricin Letter Wife arrested for mailing her poison letters while trying to frame her husband. This week in Texas Senorita Stiletto played pinata with a man. One or two things for sure: we are set for Texas courtroom drama that Hollywood could use for more dumb and dumber films.

      1. avatar Russ Bixby says:

        More like pin the tail; piñata would involve a club of some sort.

  5. avatar Roy says:

    Ouch, right in the high-rise luxury condominium building inhabited primarily by faculty and staff at the University of Houston. That’s the worst place to get stabbed.

  6. avatar Aharon says:

    “a research professor in the university’s biology and biochemistry department…found Andersson’s body on the floor with multiple stab wounds to the head”
    — seemydeath.com

    “The victim, identified as 59-year-old Alf Stefan Andersson, worked at the University of Houston Center for Nuclear Receptors and Cell Signaling where he focused on women’s reproductive health. He’d been with the university since 2009.”
    — The Daily Mail

  7. avatar gloomhound says:

    I gotta tell ya I’m digging the gams on this chick!

  8. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Reminds me of the man with 3 pen*sus
    His pants fit him like a glove.
    Not to be confused with the lad who was born without eyelids. After the lad was circumcised, they used his foreskin for eyelids.
    Everything worked out great, he was just a bit c*ckeyed….

  9. avatar Aharon says:

    Yet another case of it should have been a DGU and in all places anti-gun Connecticut! The man should have been armed and in condition 1. He wasn’t ready and he is now dead.

    MSNBC
    “Bridgeport police have charged a woman with intentionally killing the father of her child by pinning him to a cinder-block wall with her car.”

    — Waiting for Oprah to start claiming her actions were because of post-birth depression some new mom’s get and to lay-off blaming the innocent womyn. 4-3-2-1…

  10. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    American Maid gone bad.

  11. avatar JimD says:

    Looks like we gotta ban them shoes!

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