Dan calls Vice President Joe Biden “the crazy old uncle in the attic.” Which invites comments about interior illumination and vacant houses. And how. politico.com reports that “Vice President Joe Biden is planning a new gun control offensive – one he told a group of law enforcement officials he hasn’t informed President Barack Obama about yet.” A rather convoluted sentence for a rather convoluted concept: implausible deniability. The Veep revealed his “secret offensive (in both sense of the word)” to a closed door meeting of LEOs. “Biden told the cops he ‘hasn’t really discussed’ his plans with Obama and plans to lead the gun control charge, according to a person who attended the meeting.” What’s to discuss? Wave the bloody shirt, make misleading, ill-informed statements about armed self-defense, flash improbably white teeth and continue to snatch defeat from the jaws of defeat. That said, woe betide us all if there’s another spree killing for Biden to exploit.