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72 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. I had what I thought was a real rockin comment about an accident with erectile dysfunction medication but apparently the filter didn’t like it.

    • i liked it, just didnt comment. ttag needs a “like” button for comments. RF please make one.

  2. The audience watched quietly as Sergei attempted the crowd-pleasing “axe kick” method for clearing a flag jam in his ceremonial rifle, to a background of quickly-muttered prayers that he would avoid another impalement accident.

  3. Channel 9 New York broadcast of mayor Bloombergs celebration for the completion of civilian disarmament..comrades

  4. The height of the step while marching is inversely proportional to the amount of freedom allowed in the country.

  5. This is how the Korean National Drill Team ties its shoes. It’s also why the Korean National Drill Team has one member.

  6. “The NYPD’s weapons are now (for the safety of anyone who happens to be standing nearby) loaded with large red flags that say ‘Bang’. This example was photographed when the rifle discharged itself during a parade.”

  7. Sergio’s vasectomy took a little more than he anticipated but it paid off at “Russia’s got talent” tryouts.

  8. The great Russian “Gum” department store kicks off its AK74 sale.

    Seriously, if you maximize the picture the sign above the building says Gum in Russian.

  9. Tired of military surplus loads for his Mosin-Nagant, Boris finally found a hand-load with a little kick.

  10. Distracted by dreams of playing in the NBA, 73 foot tall Jung Yong Park accidentally farted as he neared the reviewing stand. Rodman urged restraint on behalf of his pal Kim Jung Un, saying “It’s all good bro! It’s just that grass-heavy diet.”

  11. After shooting himself in the foot for the 3rd time, Private Potsgrovshinko and his bayonet flag were summarily retired!

  12. You take my life but I’ll take yours too! Fire your musket but I’ll run you through!

    (Had to introduce a little culture in here via Iron Maiden’s “The Trooper”)

  13. Mrs Obama enjoys the latest parade in her husbands honor, but decries the prescence of firearms.

  14. Where is Kim?!! Look at the dog crap that’s on my shoe! He let’s that dog of his crap everywhere and NEVER PICKS IT UP! I just polished these boots!

  15. So I bet him $5 he couldn’t get the flag out of his gun while holding it at “Present Arms”…I didn’t know that was 6 months salary

  16. Saw this on vacation in 96, it’s the changing of the guard on the Island of Misfit Toys.

    These guys are Herbie’s best customers, always knocking out their teeth with their safety flag guns.

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