This is my rifle, this is my gun, clear the way cuz gymnastics are fun.
My SKS makes me do THIS!
And this is what you have to do to charge the bolt.
‘The march of the human mind is slow.’
I used to be able to get up higher till arthritus set in, Randy
Appendage-confusion set in after the command, “Present arms!”
In Soviet Russia, parade watches you!
A tragic viagra overdose.
Me, too. LMAO
The Rockettes go pro-gun.
I thought sticky bolt syndrome only happened to Mosin Nagants.
And now, a demonstration by the Ministry of Silly Walks!
IT’S OVER 9000!
nothing like monty python skits to bring a smile to your face +100….damn thoes guys were funny
I had what I thought was a real rockin comment about an accident with erectile dysfunction medication but apparently the filter didn’t like it.
i liked it, just didnt comment. ttag needs a “like” button for comments. RF please make one.
The audience watched quietly as Sergei attempted the crowd-pleasing “axe kick” method for clearing a flag jam in his ceremonial rifle, to a background of quickly-muttered prayers that he would avoid another impalement accident.
A new world record for a field goal set at May Day Russian celebration.
You know that moment before the beat drops…?
“It’s been longer than four hours! Someone call a doctor!”
Can someone give me a hand… I’m stuck!!!
Kim Jung Un says, “Take one giant step”
How about the guy that Neil Armstrong beat out?
How does Joe Biden get his foot from there to his mouth so easily?
Channel 9 New York broadcast of mayor Bloombergs celebration for the completion of civilian disarmament..comrades
The height of the step while marching is inversely proportional to the amount of freedom allowed in the country.
“Balls!” said the Queen.
This is how the Korean National Drill Team ties its shoes. It’s also why the Korean National Drill Team has one member.
“The NYPD’s weapons are now (for the safety of anyone who happens to be standing nearby) loaded with large red flags that say ‘Bang’. This example was photographed when the rifle discharged itself during a parade.”
Sergio’s vasectomy took a little more than he anticipated but it paid off at “Russia’s got talent” tryouts.
Oh God! I just sprained my spleen.
As Sergio steped up to the plate, he suddenly realized he left his jock strap at Veruschka’s from the night before.
Eric Holder goose steps past Congress over Fast & Furious.
The great Russian “Gum” department store kicks off its AK74 sale.
Seriously, if you maximize the picture the sign above the building says Gum in Russian.
Look out everyone … he had Mexican food for lunch!!!!
Flyyyy in-to the danger zone!
Tired of military surplus loads for his Mosin-Nagant, Boris finally found a hand-load with a little kick.
Did I march through that horse s–t back there? Look at the bottom of my shoe!
The Goose is Loose.
Part of the testing for the new pants for the dress uniforms.
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Distracted by dreams of playing in the NBA, 73 foot tall Jung Yong Park accidentally farted as he neared the reviewing stand. Rodman urged restraint on behalf of his pal Kim Jung Un, saying “It’s all good bro! It’s just that grass-heavy diet.”
Meanwhile in Boulder, Colorado….
In Boulder, Colorado today….
After shooting himself in the foot for the 3rd time, Private Potsgrovshinko and his bayonet flag were summarily retired!
Fvck you, Jean Claude Van-Damm.
I used to walk like you, before I took an SKS to the knee.
+1. Anyone have a M’aiq the Liar quote?
OK, now hold that position while I get my hand over here, now cough!
In France, its a white flag.
Meanwhile, at Supreme Leader Obama’s third inaugural…
Goofy leading the parade to Snow White’s Castle
Obama showing Holder how far up his a$$ his boot will go when the next scandal is discovered!
You take my life but I’ll take yours too! Fire your musket but I’ll run you through!
(Had to introduce a little culture in here via Iron Maiden’s “The Trooper”)
This, Grasshopper, is how you do an axe kick.
Mrs Obama enjoys the latest parade in her husbands honor, but decries the prescence of firearms.
Where is Kim?!! Look at the dog crap that’s on my shoe! He let’s that dog of his crap everywhere and NEVER PICKS IT UP! I just polished these boots!
Unbelievable! That punt must be seventy yards, in the air!
Wait till the hoplophobes see what our new drum major is using for a baton!
Wow–Is that a Model 59 in his pocket or is he happy to see someone?
So I bet him $5 he couldn’t get the flag out of his gun while holding it at “Present Arms”…I didn’t know that was 6 months salary
Saw this on vacation in 96, it’s the changing of the guard on the Island of Misfit Toys.
These guys are Herbie’s best customers, always knocking out their teeth with their safety flag guns.
“Ah my favorite Xmas production… The Nutcracker.”
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