Thanks to Simon & Schuster, this weekend’s photo caption contest features an actual prize — a copy of Scott McEwen’s novel, Sniper Elite: One Way Trip. All captions entered in the comments before midnight Sunday will be eligible, and the winner (chosen by TTAG high command) will be announced on Monday. Here’s S&S’s blurb . . .

IN DIRECT DEFIANCE of the president’s orders, Navy Master Chief Gil Shannon, one of America’s most lethal SEAL snipers, launches a bold mission comprised of SEAL Team Six and Delta Force fighters to free a captured female helicopter pilot being held by Taliban insurgents in Afghanistan.

The president is afraid a botched rescue could jeopardize US foreign policy as well as end his presidency. But once the special ops community learns that one of their own—the first female helicopter pilot of the Army’s elite 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment (SOAR)—is being held and brutally mistreated, there is no executive order strong enough to stop them from attempting to rescue her.

This fast-paced, action-packed thriller with incredibly realistic and blistering battles introduces a new American hero, Gil Shannon, whose iron will and expertise with the .308 Remington Modular sniper rifle will spell the difference between freedom and an ignoble death for America’s female POW.

 

Recommended For You

162 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

      • I’m not very amused, this isn’t very “Safe for Work” or something I want my kids to see while I’m on my computer.

        • I’m not very amused, this isn’t very “Safe for Work” or something I want my kids to see while I’m on my computer.

          Ladies and germs, we have a winner: Funniest Caption Ever!

        • I’m not very amused by people that are too up tight to enjoy this. Kids? better turn off the TV too then. If I saw dad looking at this on the computer, my first reaction would be respect to his superior taste in women ( 😉 ) and secondly that he’s not a homo. YMMV and probably does.

  1. I am so paralyzed by fear I am hardly able to write!

    She has not ONE, but TWO!!!

    Fingers on the on the oh what ever! 😉

  2. I’d like to say something witty but I’m waiting for the blood to return to my brain… 🙂

  3. Stripper by day
    Hooker by night
    Posser by afternoon
    That picture is enough to put me off sex
    No, Really there is something very wrong with that body, as if it suffered severe malnutrition at an early age.
    BRRRRR!

    • Ha, I noticed the same thing and was going to comment on it. I think I was just protecting my eyes, though, and focusing on whatever else besides …. her?

  4. Single action …
    Double action …
    I’m ready for anything.

    (Hint: the lady is holding a single action revolver in one hand and a double action revolver in her other hand.)

  5. In her disguise, all Muslim men were instantly blinded, thus allowing the special ops unit the time they needed to recue their comrade. An unintended consequence was that hundreds of men renounced the Muslim faith and promised to follow captain “boom boom” jones to the ends of the earth.

  6. Putin, wanting to acknowledge the United States role in WWII on Victory day, sent president Obama this picture putting the “V” in Victory day.

  7. “And the winner of the “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right” resolution contest is…”

  8. Just try to f America.
    or
    The recently crowned un-official Mrs 6 Guns au deuce at home in her off hours.

  9. You take the blue strap, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red strap, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

  10. Bill Clinton’s maid finding the Secret Service’s toys in the couch again. Oh when Hillary’s away…….!

  11. I’m as red blooded as the next guy but this picture is not appropriate for this blog. In my opinion you crossed the line. Just sayin …

  12. Why is it the first thing some one post is trigger control? Why not enjoy the beauty of the female form.

  13. “If you’re only thinking about North and South, you’re not paying enough attention to East and West.”

  14. Uncocked single action in left hand:
    Definitive proof the left side doesn’t understand the operation of firearms.

  15. Yes, every thing is in order.
    Red is on the right.
    Blue is on the left.
    But can’t you see how we come together in the middle.

  16. If there’s symbolism beyond girls, guns and country then it’s lost on me, but I confess I like the pic. It looks like one of those stupid things you do at 3 in the morning while you’re having too much fun.

    Chalie

  17. you know i think i saw this movie last week on HBO after dark…….what she does with those heaters …ouch
    or
    Lady Gaga prepping for her next gig

  18. My buddy at the bar, over the 7th beer of the night, swore she sported a pair of .44’s but once I got her home it wasn’t more a set of .32’s. Damn beer goggles. The problem is, like in the firearms world, all sales are final…

  19. Seriously, has this girl ever seen a ray of sunshine? Po child is so pale you can practically see through her. If you held a light behind her it would look like an xray. And the dark glasses. Is she really that sensitive to light? I’m beginning to wonder if this girl casts a reflection in a mirror.

  20. This is why you do not let Ted Nugent borrow your double wide trailer for a “couple of hours”.

  21. Serving in today’s military which exists to serve the selfish interests of the fascists elites is immoral.

    As for the caption:
    ‘Get a damn sunlamp girl as you look white as death’

  22. I always wondered what a female Yosemite Sam would be like………” oooooh, my britches are burning, I’m a gonna get that varmint! “

  23. And as a special thank you for renewing your NRA membership we’ll send you this limited “Patriot’s Edition” Tactical Thong at no additional cost!

  24. Hmmmm…either…

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    or

    I’VE GOT FOUR GUNS, TWO FOR EACH OF YOU…;)

    or…maybe…

    ALL RISE for the singing of our National Anthem.

    Either way, hawtness!

  25. Just scrolled down to make comment to avoid juvenile comments from grown men.
    She looks like a corpse. I don’t object to scantily clad photos of women,
    but this one is just ugly. Does nothing to attract women shooters to your site.
    I’m going to go look at the Lantana flowers growing in our front yard to get the picture out of my mind before I throw up.

  26. It’s disrespectful to wear the flag as a bathing suit, she needs to remove it right now and go to my room.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *