…and that’s when I shot the leopard.
Lady, you’re doing it wrong. Never cross your legs during tactical movement.
Could be Ninja “cat walking…”
Immediatly after teaching your daughters trigger control we reccomend strict instruction on wardrobe control.
At least the hat and gun are proportional to each other…
Assault and Pepper
There’s your winner, boys.
Yup. Simple as that.
Marcel Marceau’s daughter trying take her act in a different direction, circa 1983.
wanna borrow my 3D printer? 🙂
Remember ladies, exercise muzzle discipline in this (jazz hands) direction…
“One cannot prepare for a zombie apocalypse whilst committing a fashion catastrophe”
How to get around the gun grabbers’ ban on evil-looking Black rifles? Paint it white. Why didn’t we think of that before? Dressing like a hipster doesn’t hurt either.
Magpul Dynamics conducts casting calls for their newest video, Art of the Dancing Carbine.
Apparently in Texas there was a call for prettier faces and a way to get the wives to watch too. Reports that Chris Costa will tango with Nick Leghorn in a simunition hoe-down have not yet been confirmed.
Democrats are complaining that the NRA has rolled out its same old song and dance routine to legitimize assault weapons, hiding it behind another pretty face.
The Army rolls out its new and improved multicam for urban combat.
Whodah thunk Boy George is into guns?
The M-16 was 20-30 years old when her clothes were fashionable.
“Modern” Sporting Rifle.
In this context, it would be “modren”.
A Suburban Terrorist Act
This is either from “Muzzle Flash Dance” or “A Chorus Firing Line”; I can’t remember which.
When I first saw the photo at Awkward Family Photos, all I could think was “Twyla Git Yer Gun,” and “Hakuna matata, M—- F—-!”
My partner came up with Assault Steppin, and Feelin’ Plucky?
More family portraits with firearms.
After this incident Mom never did ask Dad to help choreograph any of Jessica’s dance routines again.
Jon R. — nice.
You’ve got my vote.
Of course, if any of you others would like to buy my vote….
(Please note: I accept ammo in most pistol denominations.)
“If I didn’t have to wee-wee so bad, I’d shoot you for laughing at my outfit!”
Full on Creeper.
A new definition of white power.
Hoping for a boost to her lagging career, Liz Berkeley grudgingly agrees to star in Paul Verhoeven’s latest clunker Showgirls 2: Payback Time.
BREAKING: Defense Distributed moves beyond printable lowers; now available: complete printable M-16s with bonus poseable love doll
Who says the NRA isn’t trying to appeal to groups outside of it’s base?
See? It’s not evil, it’s just misunderstood. Why, it doesn’t sport a goatee!
The original Russian ballet dance defector.
Colt’s newest rifle, available only in tu-tu caliber.
“This’ how we get off the X… Off the X… off the X… this’ how we…”
Matt’s new avatar.
And to think I wasn’t even going to come into this thread.
I’ve already got another one on deck, though.
Madonna gave up on the 2 gun approach? Randy
clockwork orange on ice?
Although an ardent supporter of the 2nd Amendment, Bethany was secretly delighted the Broadway version would NOT be allowed to use the original Beta Mag equipped rubber ducks.
One! Singular sensation, every single move she makes.
One! Thrilling combination, every shot that she takes…
Debbie Wassserman-Schultz dancing around
questions about the effectiveness of
Upon receiving numerous civilian complaints over intimidating military style uniforms, the Department of Homeland Security has been studying “less hostile equipment”.
Her rifle may be plastic, but her leopard skin is real.
sung to the tune of ‘me and my shadow’:
me… and… my AR.. strolling down the avenue
Heather was suspended from school after this picture was posted on facebook. Sources say that it was because she was smiling holding a weapon of death and that her fellow classmates were very nervous about their safety. School officials were quoted as saying “it’s for the children, you know, common sense.”
Does this AR make my thighs look big?
Is this Glee’s take on “A Clockwork Orange”?
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