The Best Machine Gun Porn in the History of the World Ever

(courtesy Cowen's Auctions)

On April 30th, the late Richard Wray’s machine guns will go under the hammer. To say the Army veteran (82nd Airborne) and businessman assembled one the world’s greatest collection of machine guns would be like saying that Abbey Clancey has it going on. Click here for the electronic catalogue—but only if you have major time to kill. So to speak.

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  1. avatar Vendetta says:

    The man who truly owned one of everything. Incredible collection.

  2. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Absolutely amazing. A collection as such, would make for a great firearm museum in and of itself. Individual sales of these guns will likely draw staggering amounts of money…….

  3. avatar BLAMMO says:

    … machine guns will go under the hammer.

    Please don’t tell me that means what I think it means.

    1. avatar Vendetta says:

      Auction…

      1. avatar Internet Guy says:

        “Under the mallet” would be less worrying!

      2. avatar BLAMMO says:

        (Whew!)

  4. avatar SD3 says:

    Sorry, with the exception of her factory tits, Abbey Clancey looks like a drug-addled, crank ho.

    1. avatar William Burke says:

      Beat me to it. Robert, have you had your vision checked lately, or is it that you don’t get around much anymore? I can find FIFTEEN trashy hoes like that in my apartment complex. If this sounds good, contact me for my address…

      1. avatar Human Being says:

        The British Invasion needs to end.

      2. avatar Shenandoah says:

        Is that offer open to anyone?

      3. avatar My Name Is Bob says:

        @Willian- I need to move to your apartment complex!

  5. avatar RAN58 says:

    Started to view the catalogue but I had to stop. Shouldn’t be coveting so close to Easter Sunday.

  6. avatar ChuckN says:

    Darn it, now I got drool on my keyboard.

  7. avatar Luke Ellerbrock says:

    For the love of God, I hope you mean an auction hammer.

  8. avatar GS650G says:

    Feinstein should be force to attend and watch them change hands. It could blow a fuse in her head. Schumer should be forced to attend as well.

    1. avatar William Burke says:

      Tied, with their eyelids taped open.

  9. avatar jwm says:

    Amazing.

  10. avatar blehtastic says:

    Those prices just make me angry. Repeal the NFA.

    1. avatar Joe Grine says:

      Some seemed awefully low to me.

      1. avatar andarm16 says:

        Very Low. These are of course auction estimates, which years of watching antiques roadshow with my mom taught me, are generally the low end of what something is worth.

        But still, there is no way that the two Thompsons and the M-16 are going to go for such low prices.

    2. avatar cloaked in mystery says:

      the world war 2 and earlier stuff would cost that much even without NFA nonesense due to age, but 4k+ for cheap SMG’s is infuriating otherwise

  11. avatar darkstar says:

    Just wow. I seriously need to hit the Powerball jackpot.

  12. avatar Crunkleross says:

    I seriously hope these don’t get bought by some museum. It would be great if they are sold to a bunch of different people to be shot and enjoyed for years to come.

    1. avatar andarm16 says:

      Even worse, they’ll get bought by investors. At least with a museum, you’d be able to see the demilled husk of the gun, and imagine what it would be like to fire it. These guns will probably never see the light of day, or be seen by the public again.

  13. avatar Jackson says:

    Notice all of the .9mm handguns!

    1. avatar Human Being says:

      I was just coming to post about that. There’s a chinese copy of a 96 Mauser and an Astra 600 listed as .9mm. I guess the .9mm cartridge predates the current fad for them. Or is this an older, rimmed .9mm that’s incompatible with the new ones?

      Some of the guns are listed as “.30 calibur” and I’m thinking “that doesn’t help…”. .308 conversion? .30-06? Something else?

      1. avatar KDB says:

        Had an a Astra 600 in .9mm and it was the rimless model. Sorry I ever traded it.

        1. avatar andarm16 says:

          It’s embarrassing that a major auction house, capable of attracting people willing to buy guns of this caliber (ducks and covers due to bad pun) would make such a mistake. I mean, this is the kind of mistake one would expect to see on the pages of the New York Times, and not in the catalog of a major auction house.

  14. avatar Jake says:

    Got up to page 31 and started sobbing softly to myself. Damn I wants me some bacon.

  15. avatar Frodo says:

    Watch that fool of a Gov in NY dip into his piggy bank and buy all of these weapons just to destroy them.

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