OMG! A Priest with a Gun! Shooting at Parishioners! OMG!

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  1. avatar Thomas Paine says:

    weird.

  2. avatar ChuckN says:

    Van Helsing. Blade. Father Humberto Alvarez.
    That sparkly kid from Twilight better watch out.

  3. avatar g says:

    When it comes to priests and guns, this guy’s got nothing on Nicholas Wolfwood.

  4. avatar Ralph says:

    He also won the cracker-tossing competition at the seminary.

  5. avatar Chris McLain says:

    He should squirt the anti 2A people and watch their skin melt.

  6. avatar Billy Wardlaw says:

    And lo, what little credibility remained was finally laid to rest where it fell.

  7. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    Last time a priest tried that on me, first the holy water sizzled when it hit my skin, then the stream turned into a serpent and slithered away.

    I later learned that this was the first time that had happened at that church, and that they’d started asking atheists to take a step back before they fired up the Super Soaker.

    1. avatar إبليس says:

      You had it easy. My head did a complete 360 turn when that happened. Ouch, the chiropractor bills!

      1. avatar Swarf says:

        Mmmmm, pea soup.

    2. avatar Gyufygy says:

      I was pleasantly surprised I didn’t catch on fire the first time I walked into a Baptist church down here. Would have made for some great wedding entertainment, though.

    3. avatar 16V says:

      I had never known water to be pearlescent and sticky until I went to Catholic school.

  8. avatar Jerryboy says:

    definitely not a popular guy at an Occupy rally, for two reasons.

  9. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Words fail me.

  10. avatar In Memphis says:

    Well, now that Kid Rock has found religion maybe he should team up and go on tour with this guy. Might bring religion back to younger generations. Just sayin.

    /sarcasm

  11. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    He should be carefull, some of his congregation might wake up, Randy

  12. avatar Alan Rose says:

    Now we know why the Pope quit. He saw that clip and said “WTF!”

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