OMG! A Priest with a Gun! Shooting at Parishioners! OMG!


  1. avatar Thomas Paine says:


  2. avatar ChuckN says:

    Van Helsing. Blade. Father Humberto Alvarez.
    That sparkly kid from Twilight better watch out.

  3. avatar g says:

    When it comes to priests and guns, this guy’s got nothing on Nicholas Wolfwood.

  4. avatar Ralph says:

    He also won the cracker-tossing competition at the seminary.

  5. avatar Chris McLain says:

    He should squirt the anti 2A people and watch their skin melt.

  6. avatar Billy Wardlaw says:

    And lo, what little credibility remained was finally laid to rest where it fell.

  7. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    Last time a priest tried that on me, first the holy water sizzled when it hit my skin, then the stream turned into a serpent and slithered away.

    I later learned that this was the first time that had happened at that church, and that they’d started asking atheists to take a step back before they fired up the Super Soaker.

    1. avatar إبليس says:

      You had it easy. My head did a complete 360 turn when that happened. Ouch, the chiropractor bills!

      1. avatar Swarf says:

        Mmmmm, pea soup.

    2. avatar Gyufygy says:

      I was pleasantly surprised I didn’t catch on fire the first time I walked into a Baptist church down here. Would have made for some great wedding entertainment, though.

    3. avatar 16V says:

      I had never known water to be pearlescent and sticky until I went to Catholic school.

  8. avatar Jerryboy says:

    definitely not a popular guy at an Occupy rally, for two reasons.

  9. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Words fail me.

  10. avatar In Memphis says:

    Well, now that Kid Rock has found religion maybe he should team up and go on tour with this guy. Might bring religion back to younger generations. Just sayin.


  11. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    He should be carefull, some of his congregation might wake up, Randy

  12. avatar Alan Rose says:

    Now we know why the Pope quit. He saw that clip and said “WTF!”

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