OMG! A Priest with a Gun! Shooting at Parishioners! OMG! by Robert Farago | Mar 01, 2013 | 16 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments Thomas Paine says: March 1, 2013 at 18:06 weird. Reply ChuckN says: March 1, 2013 at 18:46 Van Helsing. Blade. Father Humberto Alvarez. That sparkly kid from Twilight better watch out. Reply g says: March 1, 2013 at 18:47 When it comes to priests and guns, this guy’s got nothing on Nicholas Wolfwood. Reply Ralph says: March 1, 2013 at 19:06 He also won the cracker-tossing competition at the seminary. Reply Chris McLain says: March 1, 2013 at 19:40 He should squirt the anti 2A people and watch their skin melt. Reply Billy Wardlaw says: March 1, 2013 at 19:43 And lo, what little credibility remained was finally laid to rest where it fell. Reply AlphaGeek says: March 1, 2013 at 19:52 Last time a priest tried that on me, first the holy water sizzled when it hit my skin, then the stream turned into a serpent and slithered away. I later learned that this was the first time that had happened at that church, and that they’d started asking atheists to take a step back before they fired up the Super Soaker. Reply إبليس says: March 1, 2013 at 20:46 You had it easy. My head did a complete 360 turn when that happened. Ouch, the chiropractor bills! Reply Swarf says: March 2, 2013 at 10:29 Mmmmm, pea soup. Reply Gyufygy says: March 1, 2013 at 22:42 I was pleasantly surprised I didn’t catch on fire the first time I walked into a Baptist church down here. Would have made for some great wedding entertainment, though. Reply 16V says: March 1, 2013 at 23:57 I had never known water to be pearlescent and sticky until I went to Catholic school. Reply Jerryboy says: March 1, 2013 at 21:02 definitely not a popular guy at an Occupy rally, for two reasons. Reply Russ Bixby says: March 1, 2013 at 22:07 Words fail me. Reply In Memphis says: March 2, 2013 at 04:00 Well, now that Kid Rock has found religion maybe he should team up and go on tour with this guy. Might bring religion back to younger generations. Just sayin. /sarcasm Reply Randy Drescher says: March 2, 2013 at 10:58 He should be carefull, some of his congregation might wake up, Randy Reply Alan Rose says: March 2, 2013 at 22:16 Now we know why the Pope quit. He saw that clip and said “WTF!” Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.