This one’s gone viral, ‘natch: Senator Dianne Feinstein’s assertion that it’s legal to hunt humans with high capacity (i.e. standard capacity) ammunition magazines. Har-har. But seriously folks, where’s the scientific study that establishes a connection between magazine capacity and lethality and/or the chances of mid-incident intervention? If we’re relying on anecdotal evidence, Aurora madman James Holmes’ 100-round magazine jammed, forcing him to switch to a second weapon, opening the window of opportunity Ms. Feinstein was prattling on about. If Holmes had had a lower capacity, more reliable mag, he could have swapped mags in seconds and continued the carnage. In short, Democrats disarming civilians based on baseless conjecture, stripping Americans of their Constitutionally-protected right to keep and bear arms. Whose hunting whom here?

48 Responses to Feinstein: “It’s Legal to Hunt Humans”

  1. DiFi…Doing her evil headed best to lead lambs to slaughter longer then I can remember. This kind of misdirection is akin to “Hey little girl can you help me find my puppy?”

  2. All politicians lie and mislead. They should only be allowed to write or speak a certain, reasonable number of words per term. Every misrepresentation could cause their allotted word count to deplete at a much faster rate. Then, the more they lie, the quicker they have to sit down and STFU for the remainder of their term.

    • Could I interest you in shares in my new company? We will be producing a new and exciting line of portable guillotines, so you can eliminate those pesky politicians with French NUANCE!!! And European sophistication!

  3. “If Holmes had had a lower capacity, more reliable mag, he could have swapped mags in seconds and continued the carnage.” Frankenfeinstein now uses that statement to lower magazine capacity to two rounds….

    • So is firing warning shots. Probably not much sympathy when you hit your kid or dog firing blindly through a door either.

  4. Now we come to the meat of the matter. When fudds hunt humans do they use only traditional hunting guns and disdain those that hunt humans with AR’s and AK’s? Do they recognize humans as worthy of trophy status or do they consider them as an invasive species and only fit to be culled as vermin?

    Is it humane to use traps and snares for humans or would PETA have a conniption?

      • PETA’s SOP is conniption first, ask non-rhetorical hysterical questions later.

        There, fixed it for ya. 🙂

    • PETA has been very clear that it values animal life above that of human life. My guess is they would be in support of hunting humans.

  5. Psychopaths kill the innocent, but leave people like DiFi alone out of professional courtesy. She’s nuking futz!

  6. Hmm… I just checked every state hunting reg here in MO and I couldn’t find a single word regarding a season, limits, or methods regarding hunting humans. I’m beginning to suspect she may have her facts wrong…

    *snark*

  7. That’s a… novel interpretation of the law.

    If it wasn’t for her pushing as hard as she can for these laws, I’d really wonder if she’s even trying anymore. Getting lazy, maybe? Or is she slowing down in her old age?

  8. Hunting humans, she just said that so she would be safe. Feinswine just can’t get a grip on that public servant thing, no matter, she’s getting a good edjumpcation, Randy

  9. So I don’t mind being that guy. It’s “who’s hunting whom,” at the end of that little article. 🙂

    But seriously. Feinstein’s silly. She makes me laugh.

  10. Prove she is as dumb as she is ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way I guess “Slow Joe” Biden’s mindset is the liberals norm. Watch out brainlessness is a virus now

  11. “Bang!” Ow! Ow! Socialized Medicine! Sorta paraphrasing an old Doonesbury when Duke IIRC is hunting liberals. “Hard to find in the wild these days.” Or something like that.

  12. Shhh!!! Be vewy qwiet. I’m hunting wabbits humans.

    Nah. Just doesn’t work as a catchphrase.

    But seriously, it’s all about the dramatic soundbite, isn’t it? “Legal to hunt humans” is pure gun-grabber gold. For anyone with any sense though, it’s just a steaming pile of excrement. Pathetic.

  13. Boy, if we just keep letting her talk, she may discredit herself to an insane point that no one listens to her, like Michael Moore.

    Of course, I may be having too much faith in the American public.

    • Be careful, Ralph. According to fish and Game regs you can only hunt humans with a Double Bidened Shotgun. Mustn’t run afoul of the regs.

  14. “Legal to hunt humans…” is one of the most asinine things I have ever heard from some who is not considered legally retarded. Perhaps she should be.

  15. Dianne Frankenstein says that she wants magazine capacity limited so when the wacko shooter stops to reload, all the unarmed victims can tackle him. But didn’t she carry a gun precisely for the purpose of shooting back at said wacko?

    • That was then. This is now.

      Besides, how DARE YOU question the judgment of your betters, you filthy commoner?

      {/sarc}

  16. Maybe she’s thinking about espisode 1 of “Return To The Planet of the Apes”

    Between 2:30 and 4:35 of the following video clip

    the ape council is debating how to deal with the “human crisis”. One faction wants to exteriminate the humans. The other faction wants to preserve humanity for study.

    In what other Saturday morning cartoon would the characters talk about hunting humans for “legitimate sport” (at 3:50 )?

    Today’s cartoons aren’t preparing kids for the post-apocalypse, the way that “Planet of the Apes” and “Thundar the Barbarian” did.

  17. Pssst! Senator… Humans are a lot harder to kill than ducks!

    I watched the video and I am truly embarrassed to be an American today. With representation like hers we are the laughingstock of the world.

  18. I just KNEW that there was something about “tourist season” that was just escaping me. Is there a bag limit?

  19. This woman is as crazy as an f’n SHITHOUSE RAT. Does she realize that there are literally MILLIONS of those evil 30 round magazines already in circulation, ones she says she will not ban. There has honest to God got to be something in the water in Kalifornicat which turns your brains into runny shits.

  20. This idiotic woman is as crazy as an f’n SHITHOUSE RAT. Does she realize that there are literally MILLIONS of those evil 30 round magazines already in circulation, ones she says she will not ban. There has honest to God got to be something in the water in Kalifornicat which turns your brains into runny shits.

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