Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar borekfk says:

    Even American kids know to keep their finger off the trigger.

  2. Get ready California, your Feinstein gave us a Port to invade from…

    1. avatar My Name Is Bob says:

      Hahahaha!!!

  3. avatar Steve in NY says:

    “Better dead than RED!”

  4. avatar eugene says:

    I heard freedom required one of these in my hands

    1. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

      oh +1

  5. avatar Michael says:

    P.E. in North Korea.

  6. avatar racer88 says:

    Worvelines!

    1. avatar Pascal says:

      +1

      LOL!

    2. avatar DisThunder says:

      Oh shit. I totally snorted when I read that. Give this man a prize!

    3. avatar schizuki says:

      OK, I’m not even gonna try now.

    4. avatar Jim says:

      jus crose da fread..he win..

    5. avatar Pat says:

      Perfect. In one word, no less.

  7. avatar ensitu says:

    SOKO to NOKO: FOAD!

    1. avatar ensitu says:

      OR:
      Behind Every Bush!

      1. avatar ensitu says:

        In about 5 years

  8. avatar إبليس says:

    Just try and adopt us now Angelina!

  9. avatar Sammy says:

    OOOOOh, so you say you have not any weapons, eh?

    1. avatar angryAZ says:

      +10000

  10. avatar AaronW says:

    Chinese students are so droll…. HKs in HK.

    1. avatar Philthegardner says:

      actually, NR08’s in HK. Them chinese love their knockoffs.

  11. avatar jason says:

    right now………your enemy is training

  12. avatar Seek1234 says:

    Yes, we support gun control in America.

    Red Dawn III, 2023

  13. avatar SubZ says:

    Yes, Dear Leader. We are ready to invade America.

    1. avatar Herb says:

      Asian kids in some kind of uniform holding toy HK smgs…

      OK, I give it up, now for the answer: which country? Background?

  14. avatar DiFiK8 says:

    All your base are belong to us!

  15. avatar CJ says:

    Is that a Tunderbirds marionette? SUPERMARIONATION!

  16. avatar In Memphis says:

    Ohh no, here comes Tokyo, go go A’merica!

  17. avatar Jay W. says:

    Red Dawn 2 – The Prequel

  18. avatar Ben says:

    Meanwhile in China…

  19. avatar DanH says:

    You want to visit our school, Mr. Lanza?

  20. avatar Blake says:

    To be introduced into the 2016 Olympics: The 400 meter SMG relays.

  21. avatar Cliff says:

    “I small, but my nine bigger than yours.”

  22. avatar Haiku Guy says:

    Two entries:

    What remains of the United States Army after sequestration

    Or

    In North Korea, they play Red Light/Green Light for keeps!

  23. avatar KY1911 says:

    Children at Beijing’s People’s Glorious Revolutionary Daycare compete in the school’s annual ‘9mm Dash’. The winner of each year’s event – a combined 100 yard dash and field-stripping exercise – is awarded the right to have a sibling.

  24. avatar Bart says:

    China thanks Obama for the gift of guns !

  25. avatar Captain Catsup says:

    We’re here about the money you owe us.

  26. avatar JR LORENCZ says:

    We North Koreans want to be your friends! Can Bobby come out and play?

  27. avatar Alan says:

    Me shoot you long time.

    1. avatar ensitu says:

      Winner!

  28. avatar Jeh says:

    I bet you wish I was driving now don’t you?

  29. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    We are coming.

  30. avatar Roscoe says:

    North Korean Olympic track team with two members eliminated for sub par performance.

  31. avatar mblakely says:

    MP5-year-olds

  32. avatar Bob says:

    Did you think we just use magic to protect the North Pole? We got an army of elves!

  33. avatar Nine says:

    We Chinese, We skip class, we go pop cap in your ass~

  34. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    We’ve got this part of the track covered, lets hope feinswine doesn’t run the other way & bite us in the ass, Randy

  35. avatar Taco Ninja says:

    We don’t have school shootings here…

  36. avatar Shwiggie says:

    They laughed at my uniform.
    I laughed at their chalk outlines.

  37. avatar Davis Thompson says:

    I am going to get yelled at for this and called racist, but here goes:

    Molon Rabe

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      That was fantastic.

    2. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

      Moron Rabe.

      FTFY.

  38. avatar wvumounties8 says:

    One little, Two Little, Three Little Koreans, Four Little, Five Little……………

  39. avatar Fred says:

    Obama Youth, Chinese Chapter

    1. avatar Bairbear says:

      +1

      1. avatar Robert Bub says:

        They be unarmed disarmed if that were the case.

  40. avatar Charlie says:

    Caption?

    “I may be a “two bagger”, but I’ve got an MP5. So drop em!”

    C

  41. avatar Air Force TSgt says:

    Tell us again what you said about our dear leader…

  42. avatar Dave says:

    Nobody will ever take Tommy’s milk money again!

  43. avatar Kathy Little says:

    Let me introduce you to my little friend!

  44. avatar Mason says:

    “You want to let WHO in the Boy Scouts??!!”

  45. avatar g says:

    It’s not an entry for a photo caption (I got tired of Engrish jokes around 1st grade, guys), but as someone who’s Asian American / a dad / an educator I was more struck by the strange proportion of the child’s head to their body. Yeah, I know the stereotype of Koreans (even North Koreans) is that they have big heads, and yeah, maybe it’s just the camera angle, but usually such poor body proportions are due to one thing:

    …malnutrition.

    Entire generations of half-fed, brainwashed kids raised to die for the whims of a single madman and his descendants. And yeah, that bothers me.

    N.Korea doesn’t have money for food, let alone real guns and bullets for its kids. While it’d be interesting if these Young Red Guards were actually rocking Umarex MP5s in 22LR, I bet they’re really just airsoft guns imported cheaply from China with a mix of plastic and metal parts.

    One final note… a worthy organization trying to solve the North Korean crisis and help refugees: http://libertyinnorthkorea.org/

    1. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

      Wide angle lens + perspective = big head.

      1. avatar AlphaGeek says:

        Some of both, IMHO. Malnutrition and wide-angle lens.

    2. avatar James says:

      That probably explains Obama’s head: malnurmaturation.

    3. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

      Actually they are alien hybrid children from the planet Zeta Reticuli.

  46. avatar jwm says:

    Great Lenins Ghost at the annual “Kill a Capitilist Track Meet” in Beijing.

  47. avatar Tommy Boy says:

    “Ready or Not, Here We Come!”

  48. avatar Leo338 says:

    DAMN that’s one mean looking unibrow!

  49. avatar The Angry Chimp says:

    “Where’s the 16 trillion you owe us?”

  50. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    North Korean Gangsta’s getting ready to do their version of Gangnam Style!!!

  51. avatar SGC says:

    You buy our cookies NOW capitalist pigs!

  52. avatar sagebrushracer says:

    I’m from the PRC, and I’m here to help you!

    1. avatar James says:

      I am a PRC and I’m here to . . .

  53. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Don’t let full auto capability give you a big head…

  54. avatar Wonderbread says:

    “So I saw what those two were wearing and I was all like it has to be a red tie and they were all like whatever and so I went, I went to them I said no it’s got to be a red tie cause Leader for Life said so and they went like oh shut UP you commie b***h.

    So I shot ’em.”

  55. avatar Eric says:

    And in this week’s episode of To Catch a Predator…

  56. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    You got problem with school security………….Not us

  57. avatar flboots says:

    Thank you Uncle Ho. I mean Uncle Barrack. From your Jr. Brownshirt Group 666

  58. avatar Walter says:

    “I’ll give you my gun when you pry it from my greasy, Crayola stained hands.”

  59. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    Sir, would you care for some Cream of Someyoungguy on your egg roll?

  60. avatar Rambeast says:

    You break you buy round eye.

  61. avatar jwm says:

    Fembots 2.0.

  62. avatar jaykayd says:

    Headline: China’s Next Olympic Relay Team Younger; Still Has Competitive Edge

  63. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Chinese Army hires 49,000 midget Koreans to overrun America one set of kneecaps at a time!!!

    Now in theaters!!! Attack of Big Head Killer Midgets from Outer Space, Part Duex!!!

    The first time Mr and Mrs Sheen realized their son Charlie had Anger Management Problems!!

  64. avatar Joseph B Campbell says:

    School Security!

  65. avatar erv says:

    “now. caw me charry now, bitches.”

  66. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    These “No Hesitation” targets fight back.

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