Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Mar 08, 2013 | 48 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments Denny says: March 8, 2013 at 19:18 It’s a good thing we put our knickers on, its a bit cool in here ! Reply HeavyRoller77 says: March 8, 2013 at 19:19 I thought that Shotguns were better?? These women are not following our VP’s advice….. Reply AlphaGeek says: March 8, 2013 at 19:22 No caption, just a comment. Damn, I wish I had access to a range with that setup. Indoor range, which permits rifles, AND has shooting positions for standing, kneeling, and prone? Shut up and take my money! Reply Flubnut says: March 8, 2013 at 20:21 GAT Guns in Elgin, IL is opening their new indoor rifle ranges in 2 weeks. Fourteen 75yd positions, fourteen 50yd positions. No idea what the caliber limits will be, but “high caliber” is what’s posted. Yes, in Illi-freakin-nois. Now, if only they can find ammo… Reply jwm says: March 9, 2013 at 02:24 AG, the heartbreaking part about that range is it’s likely a high school range and team. There was a time, even into my yoot when public schools rolled like this. Reply Chris says: March 8, 2013 at 19:26 The good ol’ days… Reply AaronW says: March 8, 2013 at 19:27 Does a forced-perspective ceiling alter our perceptions at a known-distance range? These eight ladies found out – the hard way… Reply Haiku Guy says: March 8, 2013 at 19:27 The Evolution of Woman Reply Carrymagnum says: March 9, 2013 at 09:42 The evolution of accuracy. And maybe hanky panky. Reply flboots says: March 8, 2013 at 19:27 So much about women shooting rifles, hey Mr. Biden. Reply SubZ says: March 8, 2013 at 19:32 Modern women with irons Reply wvumounties8 says: March 8, 2013 at 19:33 I bet the rapist will stay clear of us……………….if the bloomers don’t killem’, our new AR’s will. Reply Clarke says: March 8, 2013 at 19:49 Appleseed the early years. Reply Steve in MA says: March 8, 2013 at 19:51 Remember to aim for the crotch Reply J. Wells says: March 8, 2013 at 19:53 Women who perform in any position. A little misogynistic but all in good fun Reply إبليس says: March 8, 2013 at 21:15 A misogynist is a man who hates women as much as women hate eachother. Or something like that. Reply Darren says: March 8, 2013 at 19:59 Represented by the ladies is a bar graph of the likelihood of the passage of a federal assault weapons ban. Time is the X-axis, the height of the ladies is the Y-axis with greater height indicating greater likelihood of passage, and the zero point of the X-axis is the Newtown tragedy. (The woman in the light sweater sitting on the far right of the picture is reviewing her life to see if she has followed any advice from Joe “Shoot twice in the air” Biden and may therefore end up in jail.) Reply Silent says: March 8, 2013 at 20:03 Why Women in Wyoming were the first to win the right to vote! Reply BLAMMO says: March 8, 2013 at 20:17 What?! WHAT?!! YEAH, WE’RE ALL DEAF NOW. WHO KNEW SHIT ABOUT HEARING PROTECTION BACK THEN? Reply Dave says: March 8, 2013 at 20:53 If they were using earplugs, we wouldn’t be able to see them. 🙂 Reply surfabilly says: March 8, 2013 at 20:40 the real reason women all go to the restroom together. Reply Gregolas says: March 10, 2013 at 17:18 Winner! Mucho chuckles! Reply VSN says: March 8, 2013 at 20:44 Greatest. Dominoes setup. EVER. Reply Jason says: March 8, 2013 at 20:50 A time when there was so much ass to kick that we needed the housewives to kick some too. Now there is more ass than ever to kick but alas, we’re all pussies. Reply Dave says: March 8, 2013 at 20:51 This inspired me to google for ‘girls’ rifle team’ images – lots of cool old images. Here are just a couple, but there are many more: http://www.flickr.com/photos/blackheritage/4646296240/ http://ghostsofdc.org/2012/08/22/gwu-girls-rifle-team/ http://www.startribune.com/local/blogs/122063344.html Seriously nostalgic stuff. Reply Dave says: March 8, 2013 at 21:22 Oh, and the caption. OK, “When women were straight shooters”. Reply James1000 says: March 8, 2013 at 20:52 Ladies keep shooting! I just got an important email…. Reply scooter says: March 8, 2013 at 20:52 “We like the traditional stance for head and center mass shots!” said the girls on the left. “We like the stabilty of the prone position for better accuracy!” said the girls on the right. “We like to remove his motivation!” said the two in the middle. Reply Rob Eide says: March 8, 2013 at 20:58 WINNER! Reply Lowne says: March 8, 2013 at 20:58 “Even after rigorous training, some women were still unable to reliably fake menstruation, urinate on command or convince their rapist that they had an STD. Fortunately, they had other skills.” /bow Reply pat says: March 8, 2013 at 21:11 Shooting for the crotches at men of differing height. Reply John Adams says: March 8, 2013 at 21:38 That’s a funny looking kitchen. Reply Randy Drescher says: March 8, 2013 at 21:44 #1 lady is thinking “I’m sure glad I won the coin toss & didn’t have to spread my legs like #8, Randy Reply ensitu says: March 8, 2013 at 22:26 Statest GunPorn Reply Soccerchainsaw says: March 8, 2013 at 22:36 Mildred (lane 3) to Mabel (lane 2): “I thought we were here to execute that rotten piano player that was here last week.” Reply Captain Catsup says: March 8, 2013 at 22:41 Burger Zone found that it’s burgers were more tender if the horses thought they were going out for a race. Reply KY1911 says: March 8, 2013 at 22:54 Ms. Diane Feinstein placed last at the 1897 Junior Women’s Indoor Nationals and vowed to make it her life’s work to stop others from enjoying the shooting sports. Reply LongBeach says: March 9, 2013 at 00:33 Haha this explains so much! No wonder she looks like tree-bark and stale fart. Reply bontai Joe says: March 9, 2013 at 01:07 Now that there was funny!!!!!!!! Reply AlphaGeek says: March 9, 2013 at 02:05 Well played, sir. Reply Tirrus says: March 8, 2013 at 23:26 Finals in a week ladies. Reply Seek1234 says: March 9, 2013 at 02:44 Without guns, the three on the right are just laying down on the job. Reply Azimuth says: March 9, 2013 at 04:56 A visual representation of the 3 categories of penis envy by American women. From left to right: Extreme, moderate, and none whatsoever. Reply stokeslawyer says: March 9, 2013 at 07:49 Aim for the piano, ladies!!! Reply Chip says: March 9, 2013 at 08:43 More bars in more places…. Reply Voice of Reason says: March 9, 2013 at 11:30 The devolution of woman: standing . . . crouching . . . crawling on her belly like a reptile . . . Feinstein on a stool, trying (and failing) to read the Second Amendment. Reply Nick says: March 9, 2013 at 12:49 M.A.F.I.A. Moms Against Feinstein’s Ignorants Actions. Reply Soccerchainsaw says: March 10, 2013 at 13:37 In the immortal words of the prancing Kool-Aid pitcher in tights, “Oh, Yeah!” Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.