Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar Brian S says:

    introducing the most life-like no hesitation targets for federal agents ever

  2. avatar Ralph says:

    Thanks to a $10 million grant from Department of Homeless Security, every member of the Mayberry Police Department can train on the challenging new three foot range.

    1. avatar Some Guy says:

      You nailed it! Still laughing.

  3. avatar Lance says:

    Under a fair NY SAFE act: No assault rifles and pistols for cops new weapon really high pitched voices.

  4. avatar William says:

    “He was playing ‘Shoot the Piano Player’, so we DID!”

  5. avatar Scott says:

    “Don’t shoot the piano player”
    Dang, William be me to it…. 🙁

  6. avatar إبليس says:

    Police before drive-through restaurants.

    1. avatar Sammy says:

      Police before Dunin’ Dough Nuts.

  7. avatar jwm says:

    Boston’s idea of combining an Irish pub with their police pistol range was well intentioned but poorly thought out.

    1. avatar mountocean says:

      It’s like altitude training… with music.

  8. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    (Officer with hand in pocket and smiling):
    “Hey look guys, I didn’t shoot myself in the crotch this time”!!!

  9. avatar DonS says:

    A rare look inside the NYPD firearms training facility.

  10. avatar mountocean says:

    Back when news agencies reported the facts: Life Magazine uncovers the dangers on a police pistol range.

  11. avatar 4strokes says:

    The ammo shortage eventually forced the replacement of “Range Night” with “Sing Along Tuesdays”…

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      I like this one.

  12. avatar James says:

    “Following the passage of the gun free police stations act, the station range has been converted to a piano hall.”

  13. avatar SubZ says:

    After surveying the ceiling, the range officer decides these cops are better suited for choir duty.

  14. avatar KY1911 says:

    Having lost access to all its vendors, the New York City Police Dept. was forced to adopt less lethal techniques for subduing criminals. Shown here are members of the 61st precinct’s Auditory Suppression and Subjugation (ASS) Team honing their skills.

    1. avatar In Memphis says:

      Epic!

  15. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Joe Biden’s first job as a cop.

    “Hey, fellas, whattya say we dance to ‘Beer Barrel Polka’?”

    Obama’s Border Patrol Union Hall.

    “Go ahead, make me play . . .”

  16. avatar Milsurp Collector says:

    This can’t be from a state of the art police range; the targets aren’t shaped like dogs.

  17. avatar 1911A1 says:

    “At the insistence of the clerical staff which is housed on the floor immediately above the range, the distance from firing line to target has been reduced to 3 feet. This should hopefully eliminate most of the random stray bullets coming through the floor into the Secretarial Pool.”

  18. avatar Patrick B. says:

    Range officer explaining to lane 1 and lane 3 shooters how to control trigger and muzzle flip.

  19. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Golly Andy, this here’s the biggest thing ever to happen in Mayberry. The Biggest!
    Imagine, a police range on the weekends and a dancehall during the week!”

  20. avatar AaronW says:

    Judging from the lack of holes in the walls and ceiling, this must be the opening celebration for a new facility.

  21. avatar Jim D says:

    See what a double-barreled shotgun could do, young Joe was forever infuenced at their amazing stopping power.

  22. avatar Bear says:

    “Play them off, Keyboard Clerk”

  23. avatar Jim D says:

    Note Bloomberg’s head just barely visible behind the berm, by Right Hand target

  24. avatar Daniel says:

    DANGER – Police firing service pistols – Remain on hands and knees while firing commences

    1. avatar Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:

      “Where dogs who live too long at the pound end up.”

  25. avatar SilverTiger says:

    Andy, can I have my bullet now?

    1. avatar Stilicho says:

      Winner!

  26. avatar John says:

    Announcing the latest in our Department of Homeland Security reduced hesitation targets. The ever dangerous NYPD officer in violation of having more than seven rounds in his assault pistol. The DHS officer will be scored on figuring out which NYPD officer has the illegal number of bulletproof vest piercing hollow-point bullets in his clip. There is no time limit, as the DHS agent is not likely to be hit with any of these murdering bullets, as the NYPD officers have to use all their hand grip strength to pull the ten pound trigger on their black assault pistols, that and their general lack of training.

  27. avatar jaykayd says:

    Unfortunately, “Live Target Day” didn’t mean what they thought it meant.

  28. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Sure boys, it’s got a big enough dance floor but the accoustics are just awful.”

  29. avatar schizuki says:

    Officers enjoy a new twist on sales presentations to police departments, as Marketing Director Johann Schultz both informs and delights them with his Glockenspiel.

  30. avatar Patrick says:

    Ah, those were the good old days before sufficient air circulation, when a little lead dust in the lungs put hair on your chest.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      I think about that and all the time I spent in really badly ventilated ranges back-in-the-day. Hasn’t shown up in any recent blood tests, or exams, but I’m sure I didn’t do myself a lotta good breathing in those places.

  31. avatar Joel says:

    Introducing the NYPD Barbershop Quartet, featuring stirring renditions of popular songs such as “I Shot The Sheriff,” the theme song from the Broadway hit “Bullets Over Broadway,” (actually a documentary expose’ about NYPD marksmanshp), and the theme song from “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.”

  32. avatar Captain Catsup says:

    Aaaargh! Play me a dirge, matey!

  33. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    The Mayberry Constables Choir has a adopted new penalty for singing off key.

    1. avatar SkyMan77 says:

      The Mayberry Constables Choir has adopted a new penalty for singing off key.

      Fixed it…Need more Coffee….

  34. avatar Alan says:

    I shot the sheriff, but did not shoot the deputy….

  35. avatar CYRANO says:

    Ah the good ol days. One bullet in your front pocket and a song in your heart! Play it again Sam.

  36. avatar imrambi says:

    Its all fun and games until the cops start singing.

  37. avatar Scrimshaw says:

    The 6th precinct BarberCOP Quartet

  38. avatar In Memphis says:

    Uh Jim, I thought you were supposed ti bring the dogs?

  39. avatar Paul says:

    “The rest of you boys just go ahead and use the targets on the right-hand side of the range — we’ll finish up our song.”

  40. avatar Cesare says:

    Based on casual observation, I wouldn’t have thought a sign necessary.

  41. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    From what I’ve seen of these new recruits, we are standing in the safest place on the range boys.

  42. avatar RKflorida says:

    Ever heard of “Shoot the piano player”? No, but if you hum a few bars I can pick it up. (Rimshot)

  43. avatar ST says:

    “What the ?! Corporal, GETINMYoffIcE!!!”

    -yeah Cheif-

    “Why the jumpin jimminy doo wop is there a piano on MY pistol range?!!”

    -have you ever carried a piano up 4 flights of stairs, sir?

    “What the hey? Is that attitude I hear Corporal? Well see about that . Hand in your Detective Badge son, you’re the new dept. musician!”

    -*****-

  44. avatar CJ says:

    I’m a cop and I’m okay
    I sleep all night and I work all day………

    (My apologies to Terry Jones, Michael Palin and Fred Tomlinson. But of course they all need to apologies to me for Piers Morgan)

  45. avatar erv says:

    “I thought it was a very realistic cardboard cut-out sir. Hit the piano playing Hitler without harming the officers type thing?”

  46. avatar joe says:

    poseable targets! or… no dog in site, danger sign not needed

  47. avatar crm114 says:

    “Um…so what do you guys think about that whole Stonewall Riot thing?”

  48. avatar Cleophus says:

    Remember when police were “Peace Officers” and not federally funded, dressed in black, hidden face, jack booted, no knock warrent, put him on the ground with his face in the gravel and a knee on his neck just to ask him a question L A W E N F O R C E M E N T O F F I C E R S ? ? ? ?

  49. avatar KCK says:

    “We got a piano, and we got guns kid, so when we say dance, we mean DANCE”

  50. avatar SCS says:

    “Hey. Wrong end, Dumbasses”.

  51. avatar In Memphis says:

    The 13th Precincts marching band prepares a durge as unadopted dogs are marched on to the line.

  52. avatar The smiling swordsman says:

    In order to improve target shooting results, the NY police department decided to move the firing line up to 7 inches instead of the more commonly used 7 feet. Citizens are still urged to take caution as stray bullets are still a common concern given the 30 pound trigger found on the NY police issued Glocks.

  53. avatar Chris P says:

    Remember, the safest place is right in front of the target. They never actually hit that.

  54. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Where’d you leave the durned bullet?

  55. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    So… are other policepersons now “no hesitation” targets?

  56. avatar 16V says:

    “See that Farago fella never declares a winnah anymore in dese here ‘weekend contests’, yah see?”

    “I say we sing a few bars and teach him a lesson. Ya see? “

  57. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Deputy Barney Fife, Sheriff Andy Griffith, and the boys get ready for some target practice.

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