Chris Rock: Obey the President on Gun Control by Robert Farago | Feb 09, 2013 | 61 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments Lance says: February 9, 2013 at 15:11 Should he be Zig haling too? LOL Reply Paul says: February 9, 2013 at 17:20 I can believe the HNIC is his father, and the gangbanging Treyvon is his brother. Only another dumba$$, foul mouthed, no-talent liberal like him, would believe such crap. As for being my father, NO WAY IN HELL! I’m IRISH! Reply Mitch says: February 9, 2013 at 17:37 I guess it’s best to just ignore the random, racist and hateful comments that pop up in the comments section from time to time. HOWEVER, I don’t understand why you moderators allow it. I see FLAME DELETED all the time in the comments section. C’mon guys… There is a line, and Paul crossed it. Who knows, maybe I’m just a dumb “knee grow” that doesn’t know any better. Oh, wait… I do know better. You guys shouldn’t allow this kind of crap to stay posted- it serves no purpose other than to irritate and divide a group of citizens that should all be on the same team (especially in these trying times). As someone who supports this site, & reccomends it to others on a regular basis, some sort of response would be appreciated. Thank ya kindly, Mr. Farago & friends. Reply Tobias says: February 9, 2013 at 17:42 Interesting- Paul seems to have edited some of the more hateful crap out. Make no mistake though- HNIC stands for “Head Nigger In Charge”. You guys cool with that? TexanHawk says: February 9, 2013 at 17:50 Mitch, I agree Paul crossed the line. Now, can you please start us to police up the most common offenders of the hate term “the n-word”? Neither of my children had ever heard the word (and still have never heard it from me) until two black young men hollered it back and forth at each other in friendly greetings in a parking lot one day when my children were 9 & 5. My daughter asked me later what the word meant. It’s hard for a kid to understand that two blacks can call each other that but a white person should never do so because it’s then a racial epithet. I understand. My best friend and I usually start out our phone conversations, when out of earshot, with ” hey Asshole”. It’s a term of endearment to us. What’s the difference? A unaware bystander who overheard us would never consider himself a target of my term even if he met the basic criteria. If rap music and people in general would stop using the term that Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and multitude of black comedians spread then perhaps the term would fall out of use the same way of dial telephones. blinkypete says: February 9, 2013 at 23:53 Texan, I understand your point, but the proliferation of the intra-racial version of that word has nothing to do with the use of it’s racist originator by morons like Paul. 2 completely different things. blinkypete says: February 9, 2013 at 23:50 Paul, you’re an idiot. Go away. Reply APBTFan says: February 9, 2013 at 15:11 My copy of bigger and blacker just went in the trash bin. I’ve had enough of him running his mouth to ever watch it again. Reply blinkypete says: February 9, 2013 at 17:22 Oh come on. That shit is classic. Just throw Grownups in the trash. Reply APBTFan says: February 9, 2013 at 17:36 Never seen Grownups. My copy of Dogma is safe but if I want classic funny I’ll stick with Richard Pryor. Bill Burr does a pretty funny routine about buying his first gun. Reply Carrymagnum says: February 9, 2013 at 21:42 Grown ups is awesome. And for everyone else: the best action movie in a while might be The Raid: Redemption. Now for something pertaining to the post. That guy can talk. His logic was bullet-proof. And he did it with style and charisma. Killed it. APBTFan says: February 9, 2013 at 21:49 The Raid is THE FREAKIN BEST action film I’ve seen in a dog’s age – I’m 40 and a long time Hong Kong action/John Woo/Ringo Lam fan so that should say something. The Indonesians have set the bar way high. Did you notice the bad guys shooting up the two fellas in the truck near the beginning were using Knights Armament PDW’s in 6×35? jwm says: February 10, 2013 at 00:01 Dogma is a movie that has chris rock in it, but it’s not his movie. Dogma stays in my stack. Grownups is funny and again it has rock in it but he ain’t the star. And what group of guys hauling their buddy with an arrow thru his foot wouldn’t get the deer in the headlight look and lie when confronted by the wives? blinkypete says: February 10, 2013 at 06:32 I hated Grownups, but Pryor was awesome, as was Cosby’s 80’s routines. Herb says: February 10, 2013 at 04:27 C Rock was actually funny when he did that standup about bullet control instead of gun control – every bullet should cost $5,000, so that there will be no more `innocent bystanders’ – “dude musta did sumpin, they put $50,000 worth of bullets in his @ss.” And people would think before they did something – “I would blow your f****** head off – if I could afford it! …. I’m gonna get me another job, start saving some money, and you’re a dead man!” Now he’s just another Obama b***boy. Sad, really. Reply Joke & Dagger says: February 9, 2013 at 15:13 Drunk on Obama juice. Popular culture is beseiged with these over confident zombies. Reply OkieRim says: February 9, 2013 at 15:16 Another gr8 vid from Zo, I’am pretty sure a lot liberals wouldn’t be able to follow his commentary, but he is spot on….and chris rock can suck it…. Reply In Memphis says: February 9, 2013 at 15:16 I always hated this guy, now I have a legit reason Reply USMCVeteran says: February 9, 2013 at 15:16 Chris, you may not have had a father but I did, and he is a true hero, a real man, having served in WW2 and the Korean War. We’re not all bobble-headed sycophantic eunuchs like you. Reply Billy says: February 9, 2013 at 15:20 Amen! A-friggin-men! Reply neo297 says: February 9, 2013 at 15:35 All I can say is Chris why didn’t your people just shut up and follow the laws when they were the laws of the land, dictated to you by politicians who were duly elected by the people and enforced by the police i.e.” your boss” Why didn’t you stay in your restaraunts, drink from your fountains, stay in your schools etc., etc. Why didn’t you…because it wasn’t the right thing to do that’s why. Just because a group of short sited, bigoted,misinformed idiots who happen to have some measure of power say we should do something doesn’t mean we should and you of all people should realize that.Bush was your president and boss but you had no trouble bashing him. I love your comedy but your blind allegience to Obama is sickening just cause he’s black doesn’t mean you have goose step with him. Just stick to the stand up. oh and tony bennet take your alzhiemers meds and go to bed. Reply Rebecca says: February 9, 2013 at 15:47 [ + 5 ] Reply WLCE says: February 9, 2013 at 20:59 Phucking A USMCveteran! I wish my dad was still around today so i could get his wisdom in regards to the shit storm that this country is experiencing right now. My grandpa? He probably would have started a insurrection. Reply Logan P says: February 9, 2013 at 15:20 YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! Reply Logan P says: February 9, 2013 at 15:36 And on a somewhat more professional note, as my term of service was ended, I do not have to and will not “obey” a damn thing that the president says that I do not agree with, nor will I reconsider my position on the matter because somebody who’s been involved with movies/music/sports/underwater basket weaving says I should. The President is no longer my boss, and he is no longer in my chain of command no matter how you look at it. Chris Rock is some dude who’s well-known by many people, but that does not mean I give his opinion any more merit than I would give that of my neighbor. In summary, I will reiterate my previous comment: Chris Rock, you are not my supervisor. Reply Cliff says: February 9, 2013 at 15:28 RF, I didn’t catch the commentator’s name, but I’ve seen him before and he is AWESOME! It would be great if you could sign him up as a regular contributor to TTAG! Chris Rock can go to Hell, and Tony is obviously at 86 or so losing his faculties and needs supervised care. Reply gloomhound says: February 9, 2013 at 15:49 That gentleman’s name is Alfonzo Rachel and he is really and truly the man. Reply Pascal says: February 9, 2013 at 15:55 +100 Reply Greg says: February 9, 2013 at 15:28 Yo’ not mah diddy! I think I pronounced that correctly. This is like the khmer rouge calling government uncle. So sick and demented, he like your father? Really. Reply Ross says: February 9, 2013 at 15:30 Armen. Reply Ross says: February 9, 2013 at 15:33 Sorry, Amen, outstanding video. Reply RJOGuillory says: February 9, 2013 at 15:32 …yes, like I need Chris Rock to guide me in shaping my life-long belief system….what hubris….RJ ——————————– A Message to My Son My son asked me the other day, about getting through the rough. I thought of it for quite some time, wondered, simply teach him how to bluff? Slip through life as other’s do, behind a façade that’s really fake. Act as though nothing matters, except whatever you can take. I pondered a bit and sort of wondered, was that the best advice? Or should I tell him life’s just cruel, coping takes a heart of ice. At times in life you have to ask, what is it that I really want? To look in the mirror as other’s do, and simply put up a brave front? To live your life in such a way, a life in which you will have to sell. Your soul to others at a discount price, for a ticket to your personal hell. What a terrible thing to teach someone, to a young man coming of age. What would that lesson say about me, when the boy becomes an old sage? Then I thought of the most painful lesson, but one needed most to live. Perhaps in life it’s best to try, to understand, and simply forgive. That’s really not the easiest path, towards people who bring you pain. But in the end I thought it might help, to keep the young man from going insane. Look for joy, and stay within, the beautiful soul God gave you. Be gentle and kind, and do no harm, to yourself always stay true. But do remember that as life goes on, it’s going to get really tough. It’s finding something to believe in, that gets you through the rough. RJ O’Guillory Author- Webster Groves-The Life of an Insane Family Reply speedracer5050 says: February 9, 2013 at 15:40 Amen!! Reply jwm says: February 9, 2013 at 15:33 Fvck Chris Rock. Reply Dave S says: February 9, 2013 at 15:43 Technically, its Seig Heil I do not Bow before The President, Senate or House of Representatives or the Court. I subservient to no man! Reply RJOGuillory says: February 9, 2013 at 16:22 …if we are all going “parental-ego-state” here…I think technically,…it would be “I am subservient to no man”…but heck…I went to public school…Ha! Regards, RJ O’Guillory Author- Webster Groves-The Life of an Insane Family Reply Randy Drescher says: February 9, 2013 at 15:56 Please say that kanye isn’t against us though, that would be too much to bear, Randy Reply blinkypete says: February 10, 2013 at 06:36 We do have Ice T, and Body Count was pretty tight. Reply Thomas Paine says: February 9, 2013 at 16:01 MC Gusto is still just Albert Brown. Reply USMCVeteran says: February 9, 2013 at 16:08 Chris Rock is a turd that worships a turd. Reply GOOFA says: February 9, 2013 at 16:33 Hey Chris… Go F**K yourself! Reply Lucas D. says: February 9, 2013 at 17:06 Hmm, I don’t think Mr. Bennett left just his heart in San Francisco; he seems to have left his brain there, too. Reply USMCVeteran says: February 9, 2013 at 17:20 During the Vietnam War Bob Hope asked Tony Bennett if he would accompany him on a USO tour, Bennett declined saying that he didn’t agree with the war, Mr. Hope asked him why punish the troops. I have absolutely no respect for Tony Bennett, he’s just another stinkin’ lib who doesn’t realize that we live in a dangerous world . Semper Fi! Reply racer88 says: February 9, 2013 at 17:11 Mr. Rachel’s video is quite good overall. My one nit to pick is his discussion of “well-regulated.” He is incorrect. Well-regulated did, in fact, mean “well-equipped” back in the day of our Founding Fathers. It meant that citizens should be equally equipped to an infantryman in the standing army. He is right that it had nothing to do with “regulation” in the sense of limiting or restricting the militia. Reply Accur81 says: February 9, 2013 at 18:36 Being “well-equipped” is a wonderful thing. Reply Jarhead1982 says: February 9, 2013 at 23:52 My fiancee agrees! Reply Mark N. says: February 10, 2013 at 01:03 Actually, it meant well trained, well drilled. Practiced. Reply Jeff the Griz says: February 10, 2013 at 04:21 hard to be well trained and well equiped with DHS buying up all the damn ammo, 😉 Reply Skeev says: February 9, 2013 at 17:21 Just like the man said, this hypocrite wasn’t trying for employee of the month under Bush, or even Clinton for that matter. Reply My Name Is Bob says: February 9, 2013 at 17:47 ESAD Chris rock! Reply Ralph says: February 9, 2013 at 18:01 If Obama is my boss, then I’m asking him for a day off. And a raise. Reply racer88 says: February 9, 2013 at 18:25 Don’t forget your free cell phone and free health care! Reply SGC says: February 9, 2013 at 22:34 Don’t forget he be yo baby daddy too! Maybe you can ask for the keys to the car this weekend? Reply ST says: February 9, 2013 at 18:36 Welcome to my Assault Media Ban List , Mr. Rock. Your works and all intellectual property therein is classified in my house as assault media, unfit for private consumption due to lack of educational purpose. Any works of yours in my household are now contraband, and are thus forfeited to the scrap heap . I’m totally doing this for the children. No one needs a comedy show with more the then ten cuss words in it. Reply Ralph says: February 9, 2013 at 19:37 No one needs a comedy show with more the then ten cuss words in it. No sh!t. Reply JR LORENCZ says: February 9, 2013 at 19:44 I’d rather Mr. Noir rhetorically represent the gun owning community than Mr. LaPierre. Logic and humor…a deadly combination. Reply Matt in FL says: February 10, 2013 at 00:27 I appreciate your point, but you seem to be under the mistaken impression that the man in the video above is Mr. Colion Noir. It’s not. Reply WLCE says: February 9, 2013 at 21:05 Doesnt anybody notice how deliciously ironic it is that liberals now stand on their soapboxes, making cries of “hey if you dont like it here, you can get out” and “do as your told! the president is our leader!” its pathetic. I consider myself left-leaning and these “liberals” embarrass me with their statism. Im ashamed of them because being a liberal meant being a independent thinker that was free from the shackles of draconian “morality” that kept mankind subservient to religious symbols and royal families. now liberals preach statism and the rot of empire. i guess times do change. Reply Jon R. says: February 9, 2013 at 21:06 That video is awesome, funny and smart dude. Reply iuvenal says: February 10, 2013 at 01:57 Ahhh look, Barry is a ventriloquist now. Wonder what his hand smells like when he pulls it out of that puppet. Reply Rich says: February 10, 2013 at 20:35 “Wonder what his hand smells like when he pulls it out of that puppet.” P*ssy Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.