Why Only Cops Should Have Guns by Dan Zimmerman | Feb 17, 2013 | 17 comments facebook twitter linkedin email [h/t Matt in FL] comments Jeff the Griz says: February 17, 2013 at 11:06 I’ll stick to throwing really small lead rocks at high velocity with a “boom stick” cuz only cops have guns this is funny stuff right here… Reply CSARdiver says: February 17, 2013 at 11:24 Yet another brilliant installment to FXhummel1’s body of work. Reply Matt in FL says: February 17, 2013 at 11:26 I still think Afraid of Firearms is his best work, but this one was pretty close. Reply Pascal says: February 17, 2013 at 12:10 I like the Gun Control Polka myself 🙂 Reply Accur81 says: February 17, 2013 at 17:24 The reloading song! Reply John Fritz says: February 17, 2013 at 11:33 “… Nine… One… One… …” Well that’ll be looping in my head all day, thanks very much. 😉 Reply Phydeaux says: February 17, 2013 at 11:42 Yes, FXhummel1 is awesome. Reply 16V says: February 17, 2013 at 12:06 Quality stuff indeed. Reply KeithF says: February 17, 2013 at 12:49 + over 9000 Reply Joe says: February 17, 2013 at 12:49 Genius and well done. I’ll be sharing this all over the interwebs. Reply In Memphis says: February 17, 2013 at 12:56 Wow, just freaking WOW! That was hilarious and I think Ill have to check out his channel now. I dont fit anything in his description, guess I gatta turn them in. Reply jwm says: February 17, 2013 at 14:46 Now that’s some funny shit right there. Reply Chris McLain says: February 17, 2013 at 15:09 I think I just found my new ringtone! Reply Leo338 says: February 17, 2013 at 17:42 He should make a music video for this song. When he talks about them only hitting bulls eyes and never missing he can show lots of images where cops have injured and killed innocent bystanders. The old lady that was mistaken for Dorner comes to mind. Reply My Name Is Bob says: February 17, 2013 at 17:52 Hahahaha! This guy is great! Reply Soccerchainsaw says: February 19, 2013 at 09:55 What talent! Not everyone can play the piano and sing with their tongue planted firmly in cheek. Reply anonymous says: February 19, 2013 at 13:29 Why oh why hasn’t the NRA, GOA, etc. made a television ad out of this?! The Daily Show has demonstrated that comedy and satire is effective at influencing public opinion. But the dinosaurs of Gun Culture 1.0 haven’t figured this out yet. “Only Cops Should Have Guns” currently has only 7,404 views on YouTube. This needs a much wider audience. Yet I have not seen any type of ad campaign on TV and radio from our side. Self-Defense Tip: DABDA Posted on December 2, 2012 by Robert Farago . . Most gun gurus’ have a simple, mostly effective answer to the standing still problem: dial-up your situational awareness before the incident goes critical. Have a plan ready-to-go. If you’re prepared to move before you have to move you’re far more likely to move when you have to. This theory rests on the bedrock of Col. John Boyd’s OODA loop: Observe, Orient, Decide, Act. That’s how we all process information. If your OODA loop is faster than the bad guy’s OODA loop you might be able to knock him for a loop, and live to tell the tale. The key to OODA loop speed is practice. The anti-gunners have been running cirlces iside our OODA loop for the last two months, while we’ve just flailed our arms around. We’ve Observed, but have yet to Orient, much less Decide and Act. Instead, we’re meeting the classic definition of “insanity”: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.