Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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76 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. avatarJan says:

    This is my assault rifle!

  2. avatarSammy says:

    Keep your distance Mr. Clinton the AWB has sunset.

  3. avatarCSARdiver says:

    Clinton staffers practicing what they learned from the recent sexual harassment retreat.

  4. avatarPwrserge says:

    Why are they wearing Russian uniforms and carrying German (?) rifles?

    • avatarTariq M says:

      That was my first thought! They are probably Romanians with M44′s or even Czech with Vz24 maybe? Or they could be captured weapons for reserves.

      • avatarLance says:

        No they CZ or Yugo WW2 era Mausers they are K-98K length barrel but its straight bold makes it a Yugo I think.

  5. avatarIng says:

    In 1994, her self-esteem still smarting from being denied membership in the exclusive rifle-women’s sorority, Hillary Clinton finally had a chance to exact her revenge.

  6. avatarSubZ says:

    The Andrews sisters change their mind about the Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy

  7. avatarLoren says:

    Eyes up here buddy!

  8. avatarJavier says:

    Remember ladies, the family jewels are what you aim for.

  9. avatarSDFeeman says:

    Erie county branch of the salvation army’s women auxiliary of NYS, make final preparations for their defence against governor coumo’s gun confiscation plans.

  10. avatarJavier says:

    Mrs. Bobbitt who?

  11. avatarBrian S says:

    Colorado Democrats attempting to force Magpul to stay in the state

  12. avatarketos says:

    Don’t fire until you see the whites of their sperm!

  13. avatarKelly in GA says:

    Shooting with cramps sucks.

  14. avatarJackieO says:

    Shorthairs in the crosshairs !

  15. avatarensitu says:

    I had a snappy comment but the # of bizarre and intrusive pop-ups that when you click on the X actualy Open the obtrusive site has doubeled.
    am one of the early posters here. I spent hours a day here.
    I will do so no longer.
    Goodbye!

  16. avatarOK S. says:

    Μολὼν Λαβέ, Bro.

  17. avatarMike in NC says:

    Wait, I though you said we need a “patrol so we can be stalking Bloomberg” but you really said we need “petrol so we can buy stockings at Bloomingdales”?

  18. avatarGC says:

    “If this bayonette was as sharp and dangerous as the anti’s thought they were I could use it to shave my Chewbaca legs.”

  19. avatarscooter says:

    Girls Gone Tactical, European Spring Break Edition!

  20. avatarDrVino says:

    Russian girls!

  21. avatarLance says:

    Fellow women tell Feinstine come and try to take my rifle and Bayonet!!!!!

  22. avatarMr.Bro says:

    I think the kitchens this way

  23. avatarJim says:

    Having stalked their prey for weeks, members of the “Flings of Tiger Woods” organization have finally cornered their quarry.

  24. avatarJames says:

    Dianne Feinstein couldn’t make it through training, she never got over it

  25. avatarBen says:

    The Girl Scouts ran out of Samoas.

  26. avatarJB says:

    Common Sense Gun Control

  27. avatarSRMC says:

    Real feminism is a woman with a firearm.

  28. avatarMrNice says:

    Having misunderstand their commander, the 1st Russian Women’s Battalion affixed bayonets and prepared to face the charge of the “Sprite” Brigade.

  29. avatarDarren says:

    “Ladies Patriotic Front Resistance Group of Chelyabinsk poses to show readiness to defend Rodina from bands of National Socialists, Cossacks and meteorites.”

    (Note: Ladies Patriotic Front Resistance Group of Chelyabinsk was liquidated on the afternoon of 15 February 2013 for their failure to protect Rodina from meteorites.)

  30. avatarDouble D says:

    Despite her unorthodox style and unassuming looks, Betty “Black Socks” Bacon was well regarded as the companies best shot. Susan (far right), however, had yet to prove her mettle, and was still waiting to be issued her bayonet blade.

  31. avatarDark Alley Dan says:

    Natalia loved Dmitri, but he ridiculed her for her unfashionable ankle socks.

    This was not a slight that her sorority sisters would tolerate.

  32. avatarRick says:

    Here kitty kitty.

  33. avatarRandy Drescher says:

    Patriots telling feinswine to just put down the AR & walk away, Randy

  34. avatarRob Drummond says:

    That may be your gun boy but these are our rifles!

  35. avatarrgsmithiv says:

    Rape Victim Support Group

  36. avatarschizuki says:

    “Eeeek! A mouse! These are Mousers, yes?!?”

  37. avatarSixpack70 says:

    My wife found some friends…guess I’m doing the dishes tonight.

  38. avatarRopingdown says:

    Filling in for the weekend as the LAPD regroups, spokeswomen Inia Lazlo commented, “Sure, we’re not high-speed, but we don’t shoot random trucks, either.”

  39. avatarSTxDvlDg says:

    Obama-care vasectomy program.

  40. avatarإبليس says:

    Russian women are known for their beauty, wisdom, and the speed at which the former becomes the latter.

  41. avatarChris says:

    “What’s the motto, ladies?!”

    “From our cold, dead hands!”

  42. avatarCG-23 Sailor says:

    Going for the “headshot”

  43. avatargoose says:

    Shooting beavers

  44. avatarBuell301 says:

    Tell us to get back in the kitchen on more damn time…..

  45. avatarspeedracer5050 says:

    “You will marry Russian woman or you no longer need a woman, ever!!!!!”

  46. avatarJarhead1982 says:

    Since antis have no family Jewels, aim for their knee’s!

  47. avatarSteve Branam says:

    Russia’s answer to the Andrews sisters, no wonder they lost the Cold War.

  48. avatarDJ says:

    “To assume this firing position, first place your non-firing cankle in front of your firing cankle”

  49. avatarBen says:

    This is what you call a quadruple-tap.

  50. avatarengineear says:

    “Persians….Come and get them!!”

  51. avatarAlphaGeek says:

    Squad halt and take a knee!
    Fix bayonets and…
    GOOD GOD, GIRL! WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR LEGS???

  52. avatarzinga says:

    Do you notice a draft?

  53. avatarLongBeach says:

    Damnit Tina, I told you today was GREEN dress day!

  54. avatarIn Memphis says:

    After the LAPDs recent attacks against innocent citizens, training has begun for the “trunk monkeys” replacement

  55. avatar16V says:

    Revenge of the Siberian Beavers.

  56. avatarB says:

    Niiiiiiice.

  57. avatarAaronW says:

    After just about every siege ladder was broken up for firewood, the “Stalingrad Four” defend the last one with their lives.

  58. avatarjim says:

    “Honey, we need to talk.”
    “I need more space.”
    “It’s not you, it’s me.”
    “We need to adjust the boundries of our relationship.”
    “Girls’ Weekend In New Orleans is pretty much the same thing as Girls’ Night Out.”

    (Sadly, I’ve heard ALL of those!)

  59. avatarShawn says:

    I am glad that all of you idiots making smart-a$$/sexist comments are make the rest of us gun owners look like idiots. Just imagine how the female gun owners are feeling as they read the comments. The girls are our wives, daughters, friends, etc. Also, do you not think the anti-gun community/government do not read this site to pick up any bit of information? Seriously, if you want to win this war on us, stop acting like morons.

    • avatar16V says:

      Perhaps you have no female friends, or at least ones that you didn’t meet in “Female Studies” class or at a NOW rally.

      Women tell dirty jokes. They talk about your size. They trade stories. Graphic ones. They talk about stuff that I shan’t go into here – because it makes the most ‘sexist’ male bar talk seem like it’s Disney appropriate. College-educated professional women. They often swear like sailors, too. Didja notice how many bought Fifty Shades of Grey?

      Perhaps you’re right, at this time maybe we shouldn’t make cheesy sophomoric jokes that could be used against us. But this ain’t HuffyPo.

      • avatarIn Memphis says:

        +1 for 16V. While I agree Shawn this may not be the time, apparently you have never spent time with female firefighters or anywhere from 12-25 hours on an ambulance with a woman. Trust me, I know some that can put men to shame with the things they say and joke about.

  60. avatarpat says:

    Circumcision squad.

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