Weekend Photo Caption Contest

63 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. avatarAaronW says:

    Even on the playground, “You use a pistol to fight your way to a rifle” still applies.

  2. avatarWilliam says:

    Pol Pot displayed extraordinary leadership abilities at a very young age.

    • avatarKory says:

      I was thinking of something just as sinister, it had to do with Hitler because the photo looks to be about that time when the devil was once a child.

  3. avatarDaniel Silverman says:

    I said that normal capacity flash light is illegal, now hand it over!

  4. avatarracer88 says:

    A lesson in perspective. :-)

  5. avatarAaronW says:

    “Your sister and her friends saved you last week. But now it’s just you, me and the gun.”

  6. avatarAlphaGeek says:

    Shortly after Billy’s return from Young Republicans camp, he overheard his parents speculating that his sister was a Democrat and possibly a Communist.

  7. avatarMy Name Is Bob says:

    Say what just one more time!!!

  8. avatarDavis Thompson says:

    Look out! There’s a liberal behind you!

  9. avatarCliff says:

    “Support mental health or I’ll blow your brains out!”

  10. avatarVoice of Reason says:

    “Okay, great. So when we’re grown up, in the Sixties, we can go to Vietnam and pose for an even better photo like this one!”

  11. avatarjoe says:

    How about really poor taste?

  12. avatarOddux says:

    Tonight at 10: FEMA Corps involvement in youth training.

  13. “Vhere are your papers!”

  14. avatarimrambi says:

    You will be voting for gun control, right?

  15. avatareugene says:

    molon la…… blah blah

  16. avatarscooter says:

    “Tag? TAG? Who is it NOW? That’s what I thought. Keep moving…”

  17. avatarJAS says:

    Militia practice drills….

  18. avatar16V says:

    Today, little Timmy learns what his school’s “zero tolerance” policy really means.

  19. avatarEagleScout87 says:

    Children wanting to be heroes

  20. avatarRockThisTown says:

    First was registration, then confiscation. Now comes extermination.

    The penalty for wearing that hideous hat is death!

    Please, Spanky, don’t shoot Porky! It was all Darla’s fault!

    Dick Cheney on his first hunting trip.

  21. avatarRoscoe says:

    I’m gonna be famous, one day!

    – Nguyễn Ngọc Loan

    • avatarHerb says:

      Wow! How do you do diacritical marks? And I like your “How about a nice cup of …”.

      Vietnam vet here, FWIW.

  22. avatarBluliner says:

    I point it and take all your candy…that’s how the IRS works. Tomorrow we’ll build a shed and I’ll bring my Red Ryder to explain how FEMA works.

  23. avatarRun4 says:

    “Don’t worry, Carl, I safety checked it before we started recording!”

  24. avatar60+ & Dan Wesson Rules says:

    For the life of me, with everything going on in Southern California, I can’t see the humor in this. I know I’m probably in the minority, but this is not responsible or safe gun handling at any age. Not funny.

    • avatarLiberty2Alpha says:

      See “A Lesson in Perspective” above.

      • avatar60+ & Dan Wesson Rules says:

        But that’s the point. Perspective is an editorial tool, and this was apparently made and presented to look like it mimics the age of Vietnam and Pol Pot. To what useful end?

        • avatarGeneralTso says:

          Um, it was taken in 1943, so how could it “mimic” Vietnam and Pol Pot?

        • avatarLiberty2Alpha says:

          Perspective.

          As in: the child that the gun is apparently aimed at is *not* standing in front of the gun.

    • avatarhumpty says:

      Click through on the picture. Twice for a large size. It was taken in 1943, probably with a Speed Graphic that has a bellows allowing the lens to shift to bring them both in focus (as if the guns is pointed at the other boy’s head), even though they’re nearly standing next to each other.

      It’s also a cap gun.

  25. avatarAharon says:

    Old-time America when kids could be kids and grown-ups had common-sense.

  26. avatarBilly says:

    “I’ll show YOU trigger discipline !”

  27. avatarLiberty2Alpha says:

    “Psha. Yea, right, you’re going to disarm all of America someday. How ya gonna do that Bloomie?”

    “Like this.”

  28. avatarSGC says:

    And finally we see the reason Feinstien is such a gun control nut…a tragic childhood trauma on the playground!

  29. avatarGyufygy says:

    The Mutant Extermination Squads started young.

    Some powers are better than others.

  30. avatarschizuki says:

    Once you’re in The Little Rascals, there’s only one way out.

  31. avatarUpstater says:

    Nobody understood just how serious Billy was when he told his parents he wasn’t going to school anymore. After serving his 32 year suspension from Michael Bloomberg Elementary School he returned just in time for recess…

  32. avatarSilver says:

    A proud future leftist practices his tolerance on a child with a differing view.

  33. avatarBryan says:

    Now you said you liked my swastika drawing, didn’t you?
    Yes Adolf.

  34. avatarRabbit says:

    “At a young age, Diane Feinstein learns the gun safety techniques that she will adhere to for the rest of her life.”

  35. avatarBob says:

    Kids imitate adults.

  36. avatarensitu says:

    The Harvard/Yale Day Care Facility:
    “Training Today’s Young Progressives for Leadership Positions In Tommorow’s World”

  37. avatarMike the Hops Farmer says:

    A young Eddie Adams practices his photo style for future infamy.

    If you don’t know who Eddie Adams is, please look it up.

  38. avatarspeedracer5050 says:

    Michael Bloomberg and Piers Morgan test the new 1943 Kevlar Dunce Cap!!!
    Unfortunately it worked!!!

  39. avatarIn Memphis says:

    Little Billy was sadly mistaken for a dark gray Nissan Titan

  40. avatarpat says:

    Young Chuck Heston taking care of a future problem (Dianne Feinstein) before it begins.

  41. avatarjwm says:

    Great Lenin’s Ghost playing rehabilitate the capitilist.

  42. avatarLone Ranger says:

    Don’t get me wrong, I truly like this web site a lot, however, I think poor judgment was used in selecting this particular picture for a game contest and is in bad taste right now.

    The world and media are watching things very closely, and the last thing we need is to look insensitive or foolish with this type of inflammatory display.

    Please consider selecting a different image and removing this ASAP. My 2-cents.

    • avatarensitu says:

      Your a shotgun owner arn’t you?

      You actually think that the media will be swayed by your ‘sensitivity’ to their Top Down supression of ’1st A’ rights?
      Man, You have alot of Learning to catch-up on!
      A war is being waged against America by Progressives in persuit of the total destruction of America.
      Look around you, how many allies do you see comming to the aid of the American PPL?
      NONE!
      Why? Because they have already been enslaved by Progressive Opressors and they are scared witless that Big Brother will ‘disappear’ them.
      America is in a fight for survival!

      • avatarTJ says:

        “Man, You have alot of Learning to catch-up on!”

        Says the guy with the most atrocious spelling and grammar on this post.

  43. avatarSkeev says:

    Even in grade school Major General Nguyen Ngoc Loan had an interest in execution.

  44. avatarTJ says:

    When Billy saw Timmy floating 4 inches above the ground, he knew it was time to take him out before this little Anti-Christ could destroy everything Billy loved.

  45. avatarNick says:

    Damn! If I lived in America this kid would have been suspended and learned his lesson.

  46. avatarRalph says:

    FPSRussia started his career at an early age.

  47. avatarVioshi says:

    When they banned cowboys and Indians from the play ground, kids had to find a new game … Nazis and Jews seemed like a logical choice.

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