Weekend Photo Caption Contest

1925 University of Maryland girls' rifle team courtesy shorpy.com

I had good intentions of announcing the winner of last weekend’s contest on Monday. Unfortunately, that was the day of the great comment system conflagration so I got a little sidetracked. I know, excuses, excuses. Better late than never. Or is that better out than in? Anyway, honorable mentions go out to Rick, Double D, Blammo, Aharon, Merits and Z.G., but let’s have a warm golf-clap for our winner, CmdrSlander who took the prize for his JHB-related caption. He’ll be receiving his prize soon. Really.

77 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. avatarMichiganjedi says:

    “We don’t worry about rape in these here parts..”

  2. avatarScholarCat says:

    No, YOU tell them to get back in the kitchen.

  3. avatarTex74 says:

    Where’s the broads giving real women a bad name?!

  4. avatarmymc says:

    “Who are you calling a pu$$y?”

  5. avatarRob says:

    “Rape this.”

  6. avatarken says:

    What??? The president is black AND he’s trying repeal the 2nd amendment? We may not have right to vote yet but we know how handle this!

  7. avatarCulpeper Kid says:

    “This is what they meant by playground monitor?”

  8. avatarmountocean says:

    Never ones to take tyranny lightly, the coeds from that day forth shot in groups greater than seven.

  9. avatarduke nukem says:

    Time to get dinner mofos!

  10. avatarBLAMMO says:

    “Get off our lawn.”

  11. avatarmountocean says:

    We don’t NEED to wear skirts, we DON’T need emergency blue-light phones on campus, and YOU don’t need to take our rifles. But you’re welcome to try.

  12. avatarscottlac says:

    To make up for 7 round magazines we will bring 8 rifles.

  13. avatarJAS says:


  14. avatarBob says:

    Some women are just stronger than others.

  15. avatarBryan says:

    Mothers against Feinstein

  16. avatarMrNice says:

    Members of the Girl Scout troop from Morristown, N.J. prepare for a visit from their U.S. Senator, Robert Menendez.

  17. avatarready,fire,aim says:

    every one was in sync aiming down range except for Barbara (this was pete’s last picture he ever took)

  18. avatarracer88 says:

    “Assault gaggle of gals.”

  19. avatarإبليس says:

    Margaret Sanger’s rifle team…Springfield is our contraception!

  20. avatarGreg Camp says:

    The women of Vermont inform Massachusetts and New York what they think of foreign gun laws.

  21. avatarSDFreeman says:

    Numerous women in a small Arkansas town, take to arms in order to send a clear message to the Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton “Keep your filthy hands off us and our daughters’ too or else!” Photo taken back in 1978 by local paper.

  22. avatarRKBA says:

    the “Last Wives Club”

  23. avatarGregolas says:

    In response to their mutual discovery of “Handsome Herb’s” multiple bigamies on them: his wives ended his miserable eight-timing life with the command,”Ready,Aim,Liar!”

  24. avatardom says:

    Why Morman men do not stay out all night drinking.

  25. avatarRockThisTown says:

    1. Falsely accusing Republicans of waging war on women backfires on Obama.

    2. The local chapter of Daughters of Annie Oakley meets for practice.

    3. The stuff they do with hardsteel blows my mind.

    4. Not much diversity, but plenty of accuracy!

    5. Yes, Mr. President, we did too build this.

    6. Okay, Congress, forget about gun control & pass a budget . . . or else!

  26. avatarspeedracer5050 says:

    The Ladies of Prostitutes Union #6969 prepare to renegotiate their contract for better meals and after dinner mints!!!!

  27. avatarAPBTFan says:

    We civilized ladies prefer to keep six guns pointed at the politicians and two at the media.

  28. avatarstompahippie says:

    I said….. does this dress make my ass look big!?

  29. avatarstompahippie says:

    or from the other side..

    No dear, that dress looks fantastic

  30. avatarMrNice says:

    Today, prosecutors presented new evidence against Betty-Lou McKorkle, accused of shooting famed photographer Mathew Brady.

  31. avatarschizuki says:

    Senator Feinstein’s assault weapons bill contains exemptions for police, government officials and former President Bill Clinton’s newly formed Bangin’ Amazons Special Secret Service Detail.

  32. avatarCmdrSlander says:

    “An armed gathering, such as the one illustrated above, shall be illegal in the state of New York. This menacing, ultra-right wing militia is a threat to society and the right of the public to feel safe in their homes, schools and movie theaters.”

  33. avatarCmdrSlander says:

    The photographer prayed that those rifles were unloaded, then he remembered the incident involving his telephoto lens and the ladies rifle team changing room, and realized it was too late.

  34. avatarإبليس says:

    United Daughters of the Confederacy?

  35. avatarschizuki says:

    You’re a dame and know how to hunt big game,
    But to-day the Great War’s in our midst,
    Shootin’ at a Fritz.

    Show some gams, put a-way those pots and pans,
    Put a Springfield rifle in your mitts,
    Shootin’ at a Fritz.

    Dressed up like a farm gal from Muskogee,
    Tryin’ hard to shoot like Annie Oakley,

  36. avatarSpeleoFool says:

    Owing to poorly-worded and hastily-enacted legislation, these ladies, by virtue of their proximity, constitute a “large ammunition feeding device” in excess of new 7-round limits imposed by New York’s SAFE Act.

  37. avatarAaronW says:

    James Yeager’s grandfather taught his last lesson in camera placement earlier today.

  38. avatarAaronW says:

    Notice how quietly the headmaster sulks in the background? That’s because he gave all of these girls demerits earlier in the day… and back in those days, the 180 rule had yet to be invented…

  39. avatarschizuki says:

    Meanwhile, the unlucky fellow in the background is tragically unaware of this year’s perfect storm of Vassar College’s Bonnie Parker Days and synchronized menstrual cycles.

  40. avatarSpeleoFool says:

    Neighborhood watch circa 1952

  41. avatarSam G says:

    “When’s the last time you seen contraceptives used to defend your gun rights? That’s what I thought.”

  42. avatarSpeleoFool says:

    Unaware of repercussions that would be unleashed years later, some of the local high school’s “popular girls” wait with their bb-guns for a young Diane Feinstein to pedal by on her bicycle.

  43. avatarIvan w/ an AR says:

    “Ready, Aim, Castrate!”

  44. avatarSpeleoFool says:

    Pictured: local women form posse after communication breakdown convinces them that the media has slandered them with accusations of possessing “round clips.”

  45. avatarRockThisTown says:

    ‘On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    Eight maids-a-mowing . . . .’

  46. avatar4strokes says:

    Out of respect for her final wishes, the all female firing squad that executed Senator Feinstein left their “assult weapons” at home.

  47. avatarBadger 8-3 says:

    Before the Australian Peel, there was the UofM Curl.

  48. avatarHiPlanesDrifter says:

    Now that’s my kind of a binder full of women!

  49. “Lock, Stock, and Eight Crazy B*tches”

  50. avatarEvan says:

    The local protest to the No “high capacity” women bill.

  51. avatarjailer480 says:

    “And Shepherds we shall be

    For thee, my Lord, for thee.

    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

    Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

    And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

    In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.”

  52. avatarLance says:

    No matter what generation women love assault rifles. From M-1903 to AR-15!

  53. avatarAharon says:

    The future of American Light Infantry.

  54. avatarAharon says:

    2020: Aspiring kindergarten teachers taking their final test prior to receiving their teaching certification.

  55. avatarpat says:

    You took the guns we can really shoot well, the scary modern sports rifles, so we’ll just have to cap your anti-constitutional ass’s with these old things.

  56. avatarJeff the Griz says:

    “No mass shooting incidents at our fine school”

  57. avatarLone Ranger says:

    1) Petticoat Firing Squad

    2) The first meeting of the Woman’s Suffrage League is now in session.

    3) Equal pay for equal work, or else!

    4) Gun free school zones my ass!

    5) Any thing you can do I can do better!

    6) Ready … Aim … Smile!

    7) Why is girl #1, taking aim at ME!

    8) This is an all girls school, boy’s are not allowed so leave now!

    9) This school takes detention SERIOUSLY!

    10) Playground bullies will NOT be tolerated!

    11) Today’s topic of study, the 2nd Amendment.

    12) We sure hope you have a hall pass!

  58. avatarJeff P. says:

    “The weaker sex?”

  59. avatarSam Wright says:

    I like my little pony, and rifles!

  60. avatarbontai Joe says:

    Now that is what I call a well regulated militia!!!

  61. avatarDouble D says:

    “And… 5, 6, 7, 8! Sclemeel, schlemazel, target stays in front of muzzle!”

  62. avatargagblue says:

    Okay, girls, let’s hear it for Panetta’s new ‘women in combat’ policy!

  63. avatarspeedracer5050 says:

    (lady on far left).”Hey you!! Yes you!! Get your scrawny little ass back in line before I shoot your “BB’s” plum off”!!!!!

  64. avatarSubZ says:

    8 maids a plinkin…

  65. avatariuvenal says:

    What? WHAT!? I specifically stated in my last request that the firing squad be TOPLESS!

  66. avatarJOE AGIUS says:











  67. avatarjoe agius says:

    * – Do we have to be on our knees to shoot this guy?
    – Well; we ARE the firing squat…..

    * – Any last request, moron?
    – Sure! Who’ll take care of my pet mouse?

    * – Don’t shoot me; I’m only the porno player!!
    – That’s why we’re down on our knees aiming at your balls!

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