1925 University of Maryland girls' rifle team courtesy shorpy.com

I had good intentions of announcing the winner of last weekend’s contest on Monday. Unfortunately, that was the day of the great comment system conflagration so I got a little sidetracked. I know, excuses, excuses. Better late than never. Or is that better out than in? Anyway, honorable mentions go out to Rick, Double D, Blammo, Aharon, Merits and Z.G., but let’s have a warm golf-clap for our winner, CmdrSlander who took the prize for his JHB-related caption. He’ll be receiving his prize soon. Really.

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77 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. What??? The president is black AND he’s trying repeal the 2nd amendment? We may not have right to vote yet but we know how handle this!

  2. We don’t NEED to wear skirts, we DON’T need emergency blue-light phones on campus, and YOU don’t need to take our rifles. But you’re welcome to try.

  3. Members of the Girl Scout troop from Morristown, N.J. prepare for a visit from their U.S. Senator, Robert Menendez.

  4. Numerous women in a small Arkansas town, take to arms in order to send a clear message to the Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton “Keep your filthy hands off us and our daughters’ too or else!” Photo taken back in 1978 by local paper.

  5. In response to their mutual discovery of “Handsome Herb’s” multiple bigamies on them: his wives ended his miserable eight-timing life with the command,”Ready,Aim,Liar!”

  6. 1. Falsely accusing Republicans of waging war on women backfires on Obama.

    2. The local chapter of Daughters of Annie Oakley meets for practice.

    3. The stuff they do with hardsteel blows my mind.

    4. Not much diversity, but plenty of accuracy!

    5. Yes, Mr. President, we did too build this.

    6. Okay, Congress, forget about gun control & pass a budget . . . or else!

  7. The Ladies of Prostitutes Union #6969 prepare to renegotiate their contract for better meals and after dinner mints!!!!

  8. Today, prosecutors presented new evidence against Betty-Lou McKorkle, accused of shooting famed photographer Mathew Brady.

  9. Senator Feinstein’s assault weapons bill contains exemptions for police, government officials and former President Bill Clinton’s newly formed Bangin’ Amazons Special Secret Service Detail.

  10. “An armed gathering, such as the one illustrated above, shall be illegal in the state of New York. This menacing, ultra-right wing militia is a threat to society and the right of the public to feel safe in their homes, schools and movie theaters.”

  11. The photographer prayed that those rifles were unloaded, then he remembered the incident involving his telephoto lens and the ladies rifle team changing room, and realized it was too late.

  12. You’re a dame and know how to hunt big game,
    But to-day the Great War’s in our midst,
    Shootin’ at a Fritz.

    Show some gams, put a-way those pots and pans,
    Put a Springfield rifle in your mitts,
    Shootin’ at a Fritz.

    Dressed up like a farm gal from Muskogee,
    Tryin’ hard to shoot like Annie Oakley,
    Okey-Dokey!

  13. Owing to poorly-worded and hastily-enacted legislation, these ladies, by virtue of their proximity, constitute a “large ammunition feeding device” in excess of new 7-round limits imposed by New York’s SAFE Act.

  14. Notice how quietly the headmaster sulks in the background? That’s because he gave all of these girls demerits earlier in the day… and back in those days, the 180 rule had yet to be invented…

  15. Meanwhile, the unlucky fellow in the background is tragically unaware of this year’s perfect storm of Vassar College’s Bonnie Parker Days and synchronized menstrual cycles.

  16. Unaware of repercussions that would be unleashed years later, some of the local high school’s “popular girls” wait with their bb-guns for a young Diane Feinstein to pedal by on her bicycle.

  17. Pictured: local women form posse after communication breakdown convinces them that the media has slandered them with accusations of possessing “round clips.”

  18. Out of respect for her final wishes, the all female firing squad that executed Senator Feinstein left their “assult weapons” at home.

  19. “And Shepherds we shall be

    For thee, my Lord, for thee.

    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

    Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

    And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

    In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.”

  20. You took the guns we can really shoot well, the scary modern sports rifles, so we’ll just have to cap your anti-constitutional ass’s with these old things.

  21. 1) Petticoat Firing Squad

    2) The first meeting of the Woman’s Suffrage League is now in session.

    3) Equal pay for equal work, or else!

    4) Gun free school zones my ass!

    5) Any thing you can do I can do better!

    6) Ready … Aim … Smile!

    7) Why is girl #1, taking aim at ME!

    8) This is an all girls school, boy’s are not allowed so leave now!

    9) This school takes detention SERIOUSLY!

    10) Playground bullies will NOT be tolerated!

    11) Today’s topic of study, the 2nd Amendment.

    12) We sure hope you have a hall pass!

  22. (lady on far left).”Hey you!! Yes you!! Get your scrawny little ass back in line before I shoot your “BB’s” plum off”!!!!!

  23. 1. WE AIM TO PLEASE!

    2. WE’VE GOT BALLS AS WELL!

    3. THE TARGET IS BEHIND YOU, SILLY COWS!

    4. WE LIKE TO GREET OUR MEN WITH OPEN ARMS!

    5. YOU SHOOT THE 7 DWARVES AN’ LEAVE “SMALL HEIGHT” TO ME!

    6. GUNS AND ROSIES

    7. THE 8 WIVES OF HENRY THE 6TH

    8. WITH THE CAMERA , GIRLS…WITH THE CAMERA!

    9. A GOOD, OLD FASHIONED GANGBANG.

    10. THERE’S SHAKESPEARE! FIRE AT WILL!

  24. * – Do we have to be on our knees to shoot this guy?
    – Well; we ARE the firing squat…..

    * – Any last request, moron?
    – Sure! Who’ll take care of my pet mouse?

    * – Don’t shoot me; I’m only the porno player!!
    – That’s why we’re down on our knees aiming at your balls!

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