“Everyone Who Owns a Gun is Breaking the Law”

Gathering your thoughts can be so hard when you’re off your meds.

[h/t DrVino]

116 Responses to “Everyone Who Owns a Gun is Breaking the Law”

  1. avatarRebecca says:

    An idiot speaks. Why the heck should we care?

  2. avatarSwarf says:

    I’ll give you a break.

    I’ve never seen the term “snot-nosed brat” apply more aptly. Get a tissue, kid.

  3. avatarmlopilato says:

    Looks staged to me. Like he’s doing a coked up Woody Allen impression.

    • avatarFrankM says:

      Agreed. I was thinking this might be some kind of performance art that goes over my head.

    • avatarBilly Wardlaw says:

      It looks like a manic-phase in a bi-polar, and/or a meds imbalance. He may need his prescription tweaked a bit.

      All that aside, this was an amazingly complete collection of all if the disinformation and erroneous facts i have ever heard the anti-gun people spew. He has absorbed every single aspect disarmament jingo.

    • avatarCort says:

      I’d buy that this is staged satire, but I’ve looked at his youtube page (which obviously doesn’t tell the entire story), and he’s got a lot of far left media on there.. There’s also the fact that when he received all the negative backlash, he deleted this video from his page- it had to be uploaded by somebody else. If it was satire, he’d have left it up there for people to bicker over. I think he’s 100% serious.

    • avatarCliff says:

      Between this guy and Joe Biden as spokesmorons for civilian disarmament we really should be paying someone to show these videos as often and in as many places as possible. Is there any better argument that the gun grabbers have no clue what they’re talking about and simply make up their arguments out of whole cloth?
      If this guy EVER got a passing grade on a civics test in school his teacher and the entire school administration needs to be fired for incompetence and fraud.

  4. avatarSeth says:

    “semiautomatic machine guns” shows how much he knows about guns.

    • avatarBruce says:

      620 rounds a second! I want one, as if I could afford the ammo.

      • avatarRuss Bixby says:

        Weeelll…

        When I was thirteen, the kid across the street got a new Daisy and promptly took out one of our windows and the porch light.

        As the One Who Fixed things in my household (my father was all left thumbs except with woodwork) I took umbrage and approached the father. His response was to tell me that his kid was a man and it was between me and him – then he closed the door in my face.

        So… two days later, some stainless steel tubing, a 1000 PSI liquid CO2 cylinder (it’s amazing what a kid could scrounge in the ’70s) a funnel, some odd bits and a quart carton of BBs rather seriously defaced the house across the street in about five seconds.

        When the father emerged, likely intending field strip me, I yelled “Send out your kid! This is between me and him.”

        He got this pained expression and turned ’round. I never again saw that Daisy…

        That was about 500 rounds a second, at roughly $7 per thousand.

        Still makes me chuckle, in an evil sort of way.

        Russ, curmudgeon of the plains

      • avatarWilliam says:

        You can’t HANDLE the heat!! Not sure even DU can handle such a rate of fire.

    • avatarIdahoPete says:

      “semiautomatic machine gun sniper rifle” YEAH! I want lots of those!

      And I really like my collective rights! Don’t I have a collective right to insist on retroactive abortion for idiots like this drooling meth freak?

    • avatarDaveL says:

      If you find yourself firing a semi-automatic machine gun, scoot up and adjust the gas regulator.

  5. avatarShire-man says:

    These people vote.

    The zombie apocalypse is not fiction. It’s now.

  6. avatarMatt in FL says:

    There’s no way this is a real video. This is the video I would make to lampoon the anti-gun folks, if I was really bored and was a YouTube attention whore.

    • avatarProfBathrobe says:

      Fraid not. This has crossed the satire horizon. You just can’t fake that level of concentrated ignorance and foolishness. Oh God, my head hurts just from watching this guy…

  7. avatarKeithF says:

    Somebody likes the crack lines

  8. avatarBill says:

    I want those 6 minutes of my life back. What a WASTE of carbon matter.

  9. avatarTrevor says:

    Reminds me of Billy Madison….
    What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  10. avatarDisThunder says:

    I watched as much as I could, and it was funny, and ridiculous, but it did get me thinking….
    Are we missing something? Is there really a gun genie out there that can just go “AlaKazaam!” and make them all disappear? We need better genie control, just to be safe. If it can save one gun…

  11. avatarJohn says:

    “I miss America.”

  12. avatarBob23 says:

    As laughable as that was, it was equally disturbing. How much of his generation is like-minded, albeit maybe a little more coherent, but like-minded nonetheless. This kid will grow up to vote, influence other people with his idiotic emotionally charged nonsense and the locust swarm will continue to grow.

    I’ll be totally honest, I fear for the future of this country. I didn’t used to and thought we could continue to beat back the ignorance but I am starting to have my doubts. Of course I will continue to fight, continue to educate my own children and anyone else willing to have a substantive conversation but I still fear what this place will look like 200-300 years from now for the branches in my family tree yet to be born….

    • avatarLongBeach says:

      Cuz really it’s us crazy, gun-toting rednecks with our semi-automatic machine guns who are the problem. It couldn’t be the libs who solve problems by shouting until they get their way like spoiled f^<#ing children, regardless of facts/science/logic/general consensus. That would just be absurd. Oh, and yes, the level of ignorance displayed by the children of today is staggering. I work with them every day so I'm lucky enough to have front row seats for the me-me-me show.

      • avatarRuss Bixby says:

        Let’s not get all partisan, shall we?

        Talk about “libs” ignoring facts and I’ll talk about the Red Menace reading f*cking Genesis as a refutation to climate change.

        Fine. God won’t flood the world again. Great. Only God can air a tree. Great again, but any moron can chop one down and 7000000000 morons can chop down a planet.

        See how easy it is?

        A lot if us here are stinkin’ “libs,” and we give somewhat more than a rats ass about personal liberties – as guaranteed in the good ol’ constitution.

        Talk sense, or don’t talk.

        Russ, Kansan, gun owner, centrist snob and sick of political crap

  13. The first thing he said is that the 2nd Amendment is outdated. He also says it is a collective right for the militia, and not an individual right, claiming the courts have agreed on it.

    I’m sorry to break it to you the courts have declared the opposite back in 2008 in Heller that it is indeed an individual right…

  14. Does he remind anyone else of the leave brittany alone kid? All I hear is waaaaaaaa.

  15. avatarDisThunder says:

    I’m glad I don’t have kids.
    I’m proud to stand with you good folks, and help fight so that there might still be something left for your kids, but I try not to think about what this country’s going to look like 50 years from now.

  16. avatarDonS says:

    Not worth 6 minutes, but it’s a slightly amusing bit of satire.

    Favorite part, starting at 2:00… did research on Brady and VPC web sites, discovered that bolt-, lever-, and pump-action guns that shoot one bullet at a time can actually hold lots of bullets and are much more accurate than regular semi-automatic machine guns – so we need to also ban these new types of guns that have been released on the market recently.

  17. avatarKelly in GA says:

    Someone has a serious case of cabin fever.

  18. avatarKelly in GA says:

    “I have the right to feel safe, it’s in the constitution!”

    What a statist whore.

  19. avatarDonS says:

    I’m surprised that there are, apparently, so few of us with working satire detectors.

    • avataramagi says:

      I’m afraid this might not be satire. Satire is typically pretty obvious, like Onion articles.

      I think this is just YouTube.

      • avatarDonS says:

        The annotations on the graphic at 0:36 made it pretty obvious to me that he was ridiculing those who would ban certain firearms without knowing anything about them:

        “I don’t know what these are, but they sure do look scary!”
        “Black color scheme makes the bullets more deadly.”

        Then there’s the segment starting at about 2:00, where he has discovered that lever-action rifles also hold lots of bullets and are more accurate than “regular semi-automatic machine guns” – so we need to also ban these new types of guns that have been released on the market **recently**.

        • avatar16V says:

          I too think from what I could see (in between violent uncontrollable cringing) that this was a mockery.

          Perhaps he overdid the performance, or perhaps he wanted that up-all-night-just-did-a-bunch-of-adderall feel.

    • avatardededede says:

      ding ding ding!

  20. At least the comments in the video aren’t blocked, having a good time skimming through those lol.

  21. avatarRoll says:

    What did Rick James say? “Cocaine is a helluva drug” Yeah this kid’s an idiot.

  22. avatarDustin says:

    So we need cops and world governments on every corner with guns to murder only innocent people.

    Did I get that right?

    Sounds good.

    (Sadly, yes, this is how intelligent most of our nation is.)

  23. avatarMOG says:

    And this kid is going to make a living at what??

  24. avataramagi says:

    Can we get this kid on Piers Morgan?

  25. avatarsurlycmd says:

    He seems to be a perfect example of the pro-choice argument.

  26. avatarTrey Brunson says:

    It’s cool that his mom let him out of the basement long enough to use her computer.

    “rednecks….they’re everywhere!”

    This kid is a jenius with a capital J.

  27. avatarFrowder says:

    I am pretty sure this is a joke. It’s hilarious. He knows too much info to be anti-gun, for instance he mentions switching to bow hunting. He shoots down all the proposed laws (using our logic) as not going far enough and advocates absolute ridiculousness. Think of him as embodying Feinstein.

    Also, “That’s the only reason guns exist is to murder people, innocent people, which is why only the police and world governments need guns.”

    Purely satirical guys.

  28. avatarbrian.z says:

    Definitely satire. Look at the image of the AR in the beginning. It says it is black because that makes the bullets more deadly and the high capacity “clip” provides an endless supply of bullets. He be trollin.

  29. avatarDon says:

    This has GOT to be satire.

    Every single anti- line, phrase, argument, and vocabulary and fact mess-ups. This is definitely comedy.

  30. avatarrybred says:

    omg guys, this is TOTALLY A JOKE!
    I like in the beginning how he refers to semi-automatic, machine gun, sniper rifles!
    also, pause on the graphic of the AR, thebubbles are hilarious, black males bullets more deadly, laser blinds potential victims, etc.
    I know we are use to this level of full retard from the Brady’s, but this one is a joke

  31. avatarKyle T says:

    Dude.. do you all seriously not get it? This guy is a troll. That’s it. And apparently, a damn good one.

    Stop feeding him. You have all fallen for his crap.

    • avatarBen says:

      +1
      None of the old farts here understand the concept of trolling. Kinda funny actually…

      • avatarmchad says:

        ya, i am laughing at the serious responses to this obviously not serious video more than the video itself…

        • avatarProfBathrobe says:

          I thought so too until I looked up the guy’s YouTube account. He has a slew of extreme leftist videos up. In fact he took down this video after backlash and it had to be reposted by someone else (the link on this page is to the repost). I shit you not when I say the kid is being totally sincere.

  32. avatarBullitt54 says:

    We “Rednecks” also cling to our BIBLES too. So get it straight!

  33. avataruncommon_sense says:

    First of all, it would be nice if this dork actually knew anything about the subject matter of which he speaks. Here are some gems to which he refers:

    “semi-automatic machine gun sniper rifle” (there is no such thing)

    “bigger than a 22″ (referring to an assault rifle — which is .22 caliber)

    “Now everyone knows that the semi-automatic machine gun assault weapons have been a major problem, you know, in the U.S. since the assault weapons ban expired in 2004.” (More criminals have killed people with their fists and feet than all rifles and shotguns combined since the ban on assault weapons expired in 2004.)

    “ban pistol grips that allow super accurate firing” (not true)
    “ban super high capacity high 10 round magazines” (no such thing)
    “ban folding stocks that make easy killing somehow” (makes no sense at all)
    “ban the barrel shrouds and dark no reflective paint” (makes no sense at all)

    Those were all just warming up for these comments.
    “Guns have never saved anyone’s life ever and I will not fall for it and neither should you. No one has the right to murder anyone in any situation. And concealed carry carriers are the worst worst offenders of that.”

    And this is my favorite:
    “Guns do nothing but murder innocent people. That’s the only reason why guns exist to murder people, innocent people. That’s why only the police and world governments need guns. We need cops and cameras on every single street corner every single alleyway in this country right now. I have the right to feel safe. It’s in the Constitution.” So police murder people? Or they don’t?

    But it’s all okay. He knows better. And everyone should do what he says.

  34. avatarscooter says:

    Yeah… Clearly said “End of argument” at 1:20. But he goes on for like 5 more minutes. I didn’t. Hopefully that’s when he said “Just kidding! 2A for life, y’all.”

  35. avatarGreg Camp says:

    Troll or tourettes? Next on Maury.

  36. avatarPatrick says:

    Guns may be bad.

    If I could sprinkle “anti-weapon powder” all over the world and make all weapons (including knives) nonfunctional (except for use in hunting), I would certainly consider it. Guns aren’t necessarily “good” (though one could make that argument, with the 200 lb male, 100 lb frail woman neutralizing effect.) Similarly, I’m not necessarily “pro-gun” (though I own a variety) or “anti-gun”.

    However, having a select group try fruitlessly to disarm everyone else, creating an imbalance of power, with unrealistic promises of less crime, is just an attempt at a power grab. Supporting such efforts is a dangerous coping mechanism. Gun control, the way some think of it, can’t and won’t ever exist.

    Seat belts are bad. They are inconvenient, add to the car price, sometimes kill people, and can be used to commit suicide/homicide when removed from the car, but I use them for safety. Oh no. I may be entering non-sequitur territory, again.

  37. avatarJ says:

    You are all fools, this is called ”trolling” and is the textbook definition of it. He is making a satyrical impression of anti-gunners.

    Jesus, just look at the image he uses at the 0.36 mark. Its a trolling image popular on the internet used to lampoon gun grabbers.

  38. avatarBen says:

    Don’t feed the trolls.

  39. avatarJonathan says:

    Guys, this is really good satire. Relax.

  40. avatarShwarmy says:

    Wow I am sure glad the 2nd amendment exists. He should read this. http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/government/us_constitution/gun_control/news.php?q=1237163642

    A man between 18 and 45 is a member of the militia.

  41. avatarJOE MATAFOME says:

    I can’t believe I just wasted six min. of my life listening to this dumb ass crackhead. I can’t say anything else because it would all be FLAME DELETED.

  42. avatarmchad says:

    This is an obvious troll video…the guy is brilliant. Read the description of the AR parts at about 30 seconds….the gun has 2 modes,”safe and killing spree” haha. This dude is trolling anti gunners like a BOSS

  43. avatarProfessor says:

    Tweaker…

  44. avatarRuss Bixby says:

    Bolt, lever and pump actions are new, and just recently introduced. Who knew?

    “Folding stocks which increase the killing – somehow.”

    This is satire. It’s gotta be! Please, let it be satire!

    Russ

  45. avatarBrad says:

    Satire. Or trolling if you will. Freeze it at :36 seconds and read the description of the semi-automatic machine gun sniper rifle, you can see it’s a joke.

  46. avatarRuss Bixby says:

    “The right to feel safe. It’s in the Constitution.”

    The DOI makes reference to the “perfuit of happineff,” but not the Constitution. Please forgive my asking fun of 18th century glyphs.

    I wonder if his gun “facts” are any more factual thn his knowledge of he Republic?

  47. All of the recent mass shootings were by white, young, males, who lived with their moms and had trouble getting along with other people. They got all wrapped up in their heads about hating someone or something.

    I could see this guy getting SO mad at all you gun owners that he goes out and shoots a bunch of us…, you know, to save the children.

    We need to kill the gun owners in order to save the world.

    He’s the next Adam Lanza.

    Or it’s satire.

  48. avatarRalph says:

    I guess you guys missed the humor. I thought this was very funny. Best line: “Only police and world government should be allowed to have guns.” I laughed out loud. Good satire from a young guy.

  49. avatarChris McLain says:

    OHHH I would LOVE!! to give him a “Break”……

  50. avatarTman says:

    I wonder if his parents had any children that lived?

  51. avatarConway Redding says:

    Who is this asshole? Is there any way of contacting him? Jeez Louise! Or maybe I’m one of the old farts who misses the satire in this vid. I think the kid is serious. I also think the quality of his speech, and the intermitting snuffling and semi-spastic wiping of his face and mouth suggest that he may be no stranger to crystal meth. Kind of ad hominem, but no more so than this little jerk calling all gun-owners and 2d Amendment supporters “rednecks.”

  52. avatarJim D says:

    Don’t be pickin’ on Great Lenin’s Ghost’s kid…….:^)

  53. avatarJWhite says:

    Has to be a troll… Has to be. “i did my research, here on VPC and BradyCampaign.org”

    Oh yeah? We’ve done our research using the FBI, NSC, CDC, DOJ, and a little thing called LIFE EXPERIENCE.

    Not sure who’s research stands up to the test. Brady or Armed Intelligentsia.

  54. avatarJC79 says:

    1. Is he coming down off of something?
    2. Is he trying to do the whole “Blair Witch” style of Camera work?
    3. Someone get this dude some Zicam!
    4. Post this video again when you move out of your parents house and have some hair on your…. Maybe then your opinion will hold some form of validity.
    5. “I don’t even believe that’s something that’s real”

  55. avatarSCS says:

    This is your brain on drugs, kids. Meth-head tweaker.

  56. avatarRandy Drescher says:

    Son, go to the nearest wall & beat your head against it. What results from this couldn’t be worse than the misinformed-inane-spiel that has graced this website. I might have heard a more foolish young man, I’m having trouble remembering when though, Randy

  57. avatarSammy says:

    This guy knows what he’s talking about. I just wish he would have mentioned how to get one of those “300 round per second semi automatics”. Semi automatics are really just auto loaders. And to answer one of his questions, I need 30 rounds to “KILL” a dear because the deer where I come from have a bad attitude.

  58. avatarDyspeptic Gunsmith says:

    This is either very high quality satire (because the best satire is subtle and sucks you in), or he’s off his meds (or he should quit snorting drain cleaner). This kid is playing the Mike Judge card of satire – most people don’t realize that the Beavis and Butthead cartoon was Mike (a physics major) ripping on slackers/stoners with a vicious accuracy.

    The thing that tipped me off was freezing the video when the annotated pic of the AR came up… and in the lower left corner was the caption:

    “Black color scheme makes the bullets more deadly.”

    Not even Dianne Feinstein believes that, and she’s certifiable.

  59. avatarChas says:

    Dan, why give idiots like this any publicity? I don’t get it.

  60. avatarSilver says:

    Not really sure why this is article worthy.

  61. avatarthatoneguy says:

    This is what is going on in the minds of the left. This A-Hole is just missing that chip in his brain that says “try to make the spoken retarded thoughts sound not so retarded”

    • avatarRuss Bixby says:

      The Left believes the state has a purpose. Roads, the common defense and a common currency come to mind.

      The lunatic fringe is just that – too far EITHER way.

      Or wasn’t ol’ Teddy pro-gun? And a stinkin’ leftist for working to get New York to spend money saying to keep the death toll down during the heat wave of ’96?

      Back then, the Republicans were somewhat to the left in many respects, just so you know.

      Start daemonizing everyone with whom you disagree on any issue at all, and you lose the half of the population which believes in both Medicare AND 2A.

      Russ, curmudgeon of the plains AND registered Democrat

  62. avatarDave S says:

    wondering how many Police and Military Organizations in the world (that need guns) have killed lots of their subjects?

  63. avatarWrex says:

    I think TTAG got trolled. Lol. This was clearly Satyre.

  64. avatarRory Dank says:

    no kid people like u are destroying our country and u should leave our country. like Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto said “You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.” there is my #1 reason y rifles are great for defense

  65. avatargemalo says:

    Touches his face or head 28 times, and wears a wool hat indoors. Nuff’ said.

    • avatarRuss Bixby says:

      I wouldn’t call a snowed-in sunroom “indoors.” Look at the framing and the background. Sniffles in cold air, et cetera.

      Cellular ‘phone video recorded away from Mom is my guess, and in the Frozen North.

      Russ

    • avatarRuss Bixby says:

      ‘Nuff, not nuff’ – >;{>

  66. avatarTerry says:

    He needs to take his meds and after he calms down take a read through the Constitution. Also maybe he should look up the meaning of genocide.

  67. avatarJeh says:

    His idiocy just blew my mind.

  68. avatarRodeo Jones says:

    it’s all so f*ing hysterical.

  69. avatarJon R. says:

    Leave Brittany alone!!!

  70. avatarTUCO says:

    Has to be bath salts. Has to be? Wow that was “something”

  71. avatarDamon says:

    Wow, just wow. And this guy can vote?

  72. avatarNine says:

    At first I thought it was satire, then I realized the he’s serious.

    I cannot believe this guy can legally vote and breed. It’s shocking, hell, take the guns just make sure these idiots can’t breed.

    By the way, he said he got his infor from Brady’s website, and I assume the diagram with the AR-15 was from there as well, are the anti’s really THAT low?!

  73. avatarYette-Man says:

    This kid made a great point. Even if they ban guns criminals are still going to use them to kill people.

  74. avatarRuss Bixby says:

    Guess I’d best make a few wheellocks before “they” take my machines…

  75. avatarpat says:

    If real, mild to medium retardation. Dry mouth licking of lips and chapstick either means drugs/and or forced oral relations with basketball team. Maybe cultlike brainwashing with leftist commune living parents.

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