Steven Seagal Doesn’t Read TTAG. Yet

As viewers of his somewhat abortive reality TV show will remember Mr. Seagal favors 1911s. And shoots them very, very well. “I like Caspians and Infinity,” the actor intoned softly. “Long sides.” Something about career arcs occurred to me but I thought better of mentioning it to the man who towers over mere mortals like a modern-day Goliath. And so I lived to tell the tale.

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  1. avatar Brooklyn in da house says:

    “I want Hatcha dead!”

  2. avatar JSIII says:

    He is like the poor mans Jean Claud VanDam and I love him! The whole law man show was kinda funny.

  3. avatar chris says:

    I got my wife to watch the first under siege! success!

  4. avatar Big Jack says:

    Guess he’s incogcheeto!

    1. avatar 16V says:

      “It’s not easy, being cheesy.”

  5. avatar Damocles says:

    Awesome, God bless him!

  6. avatar Lance says:

    What no knife to nail Tommy Lee Jones with??? LOL

    Good to see a Hollywood actor like his 2A rights too.

  7. avatar Ing says:

    Thanks for this post, RF. It made me chuckle. Any little lift is appreciated.

    Never seen a Seagal movie (beyond the first four minutes, that is), but if he brings a little bit of the Second Amendment to Hollyweird, he’s fine with me.

    1. avatar Anonymous says:

      “Never seen a Seagal movie (beyond the first four minutes, that is)”

      Then you’ve seen them all.

  8. avatar Philthegardner says:

    Well THERE’s a guy with the body mass to absorb recoil…

  9. avatar g says:

    Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE was kind of a comeback for him. Kind of.

  10. avatar Jed Henson says:

    Awesome! How’d you recognize him? I never woulda.

    “Nobody is above the law.”

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      “You guys think you’re above the law. Well, you ain’t above mine.”

      Above the Law (1988)

    2. avatar Anmut says:

      Look for the only idiot wearing sunglasses indoors… yep probably a “celebrity.”

  11. avatar Slab Rankle says:

    I think he once said that AIDS was created by the CIA to kill blacks. Still, “Above The Law” is a great movie.

  12. avatar duke nukem says:

    he is still alive??

    1. avatar 16V says:

      Define “alive”…

    2. avatar jacquejet says:

      Alive and getting bigger every day. Still, don’t mess with him. Multiple black belt in Aikido. Still probably the only Hollywood “action hero” who could back up his movie fighting with reality. OK, maybe Wesley Snipes also.

  13. avatar JOE MATAFOME says:

    I have all his movies and the man is a great shot.

  14. avatar bontai Joe says:

    I am surprised at how healthy he looks. He had been packing on a lot of extra pounds, but your photo shows him to be in decent shape. he must be working out. I like his films, Good escapist entertainment.

  15. avatar avenger1 says:

    Its great to see someone from Hollyweird who is pro 2A, but I still cannot stand his horrible acting. The best movie he “starred” in: Executive Decision. He died within the first few moments of the film! 😛

    1. avatar jacquejet says:

      That was my favorite part!

  16. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    Wouldn’t it make a heck of a lot more sense to quote him as saying he liked long slide 1911’s?

  17. avatar Stinkeye says:

    Is “modern-day Goliath” the polite way to say “fat guy”?

  18. avatar Molon Labe says:

    I also have all his movies. How did you recognize him?

  19. avatar Anmut says:

    I didn’t think the SHOT show was open to the public? WTF I want a ticket next year… I could put together some crappy movies between now and then – I’ll even staple a pony tail to my neck if I have to.

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