If Only Lincoln Had a Gun [NSFW] by Robert Farago | Jan 08, 2013 | 20 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments JTPhilly says: January 8, 2013 at 12:22 Just because it’s misguided doesn’t mean it’s not funny. Reply Chuck says: January 8, 2013 at 12:31 Smug. Reply Sammy says: January 8, 2013 at 19:58 Just like all the leftists on TV. The topic might be as serious as a heart attack, but they always have a $h!t eating grin on their face like they’re just happy to be the turd in the punch bowl. Reply Bryan P says: January 8, 2013 at 12:36 Somehow I am not amused. Reply Sammy says: January 8, 2013 at 12:41 What’s with the NRA approval message? Isn’t that copyright infringement? And to answer the question, Since he was kind of shot in the back of the head, it would have been better if Mary Lincoln had a gun. Reply Matt in FL says: January 8, 2013 at 12:46 Very creative. I’d lay a heavy bet that the young lady has never fired a gun or (knowingly) been in the presence of a gun, except perhaps on an LEO’s hip, in her entire life. Reply Chris Mallory says: January 8, 2013 at 12:54 Lincoln got what he deserved. Sic Semper Tyrannus Reply Jacob says: January 8, 2013 at 12:56 Wasn’t most of these people assassinated from behind? Reply William says: January 8, 2013 at 13:38 Well, Lincoln was. Not going to open the JFK and RFK multiple assassin proof here, now. Yeah, I can see it now: after being blasted point-blank in the back of the head, Lincoln turned around and shot his assassin in the back of his. Reply Jason says: January 8, 2013 at 13:02 What if the Jews had kept their guns. What if the Cambodians had guns. What if the Mexican people had guns. Reply Brad says: January 8, 2013 at 13:20 More misguided attempts at making light of the seriousness of the issue. For them, tramping on your rights is something to be joked about only until that right becomes the 1st Amendment. The it’s not so funny. Let’s see her go to Iran and make a musical -dity-happy-funny song about Shiria law and the Ayatollah. A virtual gun control paradise, she woudl certainly approve of. I am sure in Stalinist Russia, they were all about making fun the Communist Party too, or not. Reply Mikeb302000 says: January 8, 2013 at 14:04 I find it hard to believe the NRA approved that. It was a pretty witty mocking of you guys. Reply Sammy says: January 8, 2013 at 19:50 Nothing in comparison to the floggings I’ve seen YOU take. Mike do you ever whistle the theme from “Cheers” when your logging on to TTAG? Reply Doc03911 says: January 8, 2013 at 14:23 She left out unarmed rape victims. Reply Chewbacca Defense says: January 8, 2013 at 15:45 Haha that was pretty solid, catchy tune too. To be fair though wasn’t Lincoln shot in the back of the head? It’s hard to defend against that. Reply Totenglocke says: January 8, 2013 at 18:58 If Lincoln had a gun, then we might have been stuck with the tyrannical SOB even longer. Reply Wmc says: January 8, 2013 at 20:17 I heard that. People don’t realize it, but Lincoln paved the way for Obama by strengthening the federal government and denying rights to states. Remember, we were supposed to be the United States, which were sovereign. Now we have become Obamanation. ( read abomination) Reply Totenglocke says: January 8, 2013 at 21:11 Not to mention that Lincoln’s own personal letters show that he was a power hungry SOB and didn’t fight the war because of any beliefs, he did it because he was furious that there were people who would defy him and not acknowledge his supreme power. Reply Azimuth says: January 8, 2013 at 23:35 Like the subtitle of Thomas Sowell’s book The Vision of the Anointed: Self-Congratulation as a Basis for social policy. This minstrelette is absolutely sure how clever she thinks she is. What a terrible burden it must be, to be her. Reply pat says: January 8, 2013 at 23:39 I can hear a future song “If only the libtards had a gun” while showing piles of teeth with fillings, hair, eyeglasses, (and my three favorite that I always bring up) bars of soap, lampshades, and PELVIC ASHTRAYS. Liberalism is a mental disorder. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.