If Only Lincoln Had a Gun [NSFW]

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20 Responses to If Only Lincoln Had a Gun [NSFW]

  1. avatarJTPhilly says:

    Just because it’s misguided doesn’t mean it’s not funny.

  2. avatarChuck says:

    Smug.

    • avatarSammy says:

      Just like all the leftists on TV. The topic might be as serious as a heart attack, but they always have a $h!t eating grin on their face like they’re just happy to be the turd in the punch bowl.

  3. avatarBryan P says:

    Somehow I am not amused.

  4. avatarSammy says:

    What’s with the NRA approval message? Isn’t that copyright infringement?

    And to answer the question, Since he was kind of shot in the back of the head, it would have been better if Mary Lincoln had a gun.

  5. avatarMatt in FL says:

    Very creative.

    I’d lay a heavy bet that the young lady has never fired a gun or (knowingly) been in the presence of a gun, except perhaps on an LEO’s hip, in her entire life.

  6. avatarChris Mallory says:

    Lincoln got what he deserved. Sic Semper Tyrannus

  7. avatarJacob says:

    Wasn’t most of these people assassinated from behind?

    • avatarWilliam says:

      Well, Lincoln was. Not going to open the JFK and RFK multiple assassin proof here, now.

      Yeah, I can see it now: after being blasted point-blank in the back of the head, Lincoln turned around and shot his assassin in the back of his.

  8. avatarJason says:

    What if the Jews had kept their guns. What if the Cambodians had guns. What if the Mexican people had guns.

  9. avatarBrad says:

    More misguided attempts at making light of the seriousness of the issue. For them, tramping on your rights is something to be joked about only until that right becomes the 1st Amendment. The it’s not so funny. Let’s see her go to Iran and make a musical -dity-happy-funny song about Shiria law and the Ayatollah. A virtual gun control paradise, she woudl certainly approve of. I am sure in Stalinist Russia, they were all about making fun the Communist Party too, or not.

  10. I find it hard to believe the NRA approved that. It was a pretty witty mocking of you guys.

    • avatarSammy says:

      Nothing in comparison to the floggings I’ve seen YOU take. Mike do you ever whistle the theme from “Cheers” when your logging on to TTAG?

  11. avatarDoc03911 says:

    She left out unarmed rape victims.

  12. Haha that was pretty solid, catchy tune too. To be fair though wasn’t Lincoln shot in the back of the head? It’s hard to defend against that.

  13. avatarTotenglocke says:

    If Lincoln had a gun, then we might have been stuck with the tyrannical SOB even longer.

    • avatarWmc says:

      I heard that. People don’t realize it, but Lincoln paved the way for Obama by strengthening the federal government and denying rights to states. Remember, we were supposed to be the United States, which were sovereign. Now we have become Obamanation. ( read abomination)

      • avatarTotenglocke says:

        Not to mention that Lincoln’s own personal letters show that he was a power hungry SOB and didn’t fight the war because of any beliefs, he did it because he was furious that there were people who would defy him and not acknowledge his supreme power.

  14. avatarAzimuth says:

    Like the subtitle of Thomas Sowell’s book The Vision of the Anointed:
    Self-Congratulation as a Basis for social policy.
    This minstrelette is absolutely sure how clever she thinks she is.
    What a terrible burden it must be, to be her.

  15. avatarpat says:

    I can hear a future song “If only the libtards had a gun” while showing piles of teeth with fillings, hair, eyeglasses, (and my three favorite that I always bring up) bars of soap, lampshades, and PELVIC ASHTRAYS.
    Liberalism is a mental disorder.

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