Weekend Photo Caption Contest

To honor the start of the President’s second and final term—not to mention yesterday’s  AWB unveiling—this week’s photo caption contest is an actual, you know, contest. With a prize and everything. The commenter contributing the funniest caption for the above photo will win a Drago Collapsible Backpack. The winner will be announced Monday morning. Probably.

284 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. avatarGeorge says:

    Barack did not take kindly to the idea of the government coming to take his guns…

  2. avatarTACKLEBERRY says:

    “and you citizens thought i was only going to limit your magazines to 10 rounds” “still not using that healthcare though”.

  3. avatarJordan says:

    Now hand it ALL over!

  4. avatarChris says:

    ” there are white folks, then there are ignorant mother $?!@&$? like you”

    BANG!

  5. Freeze bit@h….or the Constitution gets it.

  6. avatarHermit says:

    Something something cold dead hands

  7. avatarBradN says:

    I SAID nobody needs military grade weapons…except me.

  8. avatarOddux says:

    You didn’t think naming Biden as his Vice-Pres was his only anti-assassination insurance policy, did you?

  9. avatarmountocean says:

    “I will do everything in my power as president to advance these efforts.”

    Direct quote in regards to gun control
    President Obama, Dec 13th 2012

  10. avatarMatt says:

    Say “what” again! Say “what” again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherf***r. Say “what” one more goddamn time!

  11. avatarWilliam says:

    The tax man cometh

  12. “Who said you could speak?”

  13. avatarMilsurp Collector says:

    He just took Executive Orders to a whole new level

  14. avatarJumbie says:

    “I’ve killed 200 kids with drone strikes, but now I finally get to do one of you little bastards up close.”

  15. avatarensitu says:

    “I love cappin’ Christians and Jews!”

  16. avatarCasey T says:

    Obama taking aim at his favorite target, the U.S. Constitution.

  17. avatarJosh says:

    Hahaha! You only had 10 rounds! Welcome to America, mother f*#ker!!

  18. avatarIanmcall says:

    “now hand over your second amendment rights”

  19. avatarMichael R says:

    Commander in Chief Hypocrisy

  20. avatarTeez nuts says:

    Gimme all your money, or I’ll revoke your Bill of Rights. (with fingers crossed)

  21. avatarDAS says:

    English mother f*cker, do you speak it?!?

  22. avatarJosh says:

    Hahaha! You only had 10 rounds! Welcome to America, mother f—er!!

  23. avatarDavid W. says:

    “Of course I have a gun, how else do you think I got elected? My morals? My job experience? My ability to speak without a teleprompter? Nope, just threatened to kill people and take their stuff”

  24. avatarkenjicon says:

    “Yeah… I got ‘em covered. You guys get their rights.”

    You’ve just been Obamajacked!

  25. avatar.9mm says:

    Break yourself fool.

  26. avatarRob G says:

    What are you going to do? Impeach me?? Ha ha ha ha!!!

  27. avatarno0bomafan says:

    Obongo Unchained

  28. avatarAcepeacemaker says:

    “Allahu Akbar” – that’s all they ever say…

  29. avatarblahpony says:

    Chicago chamber of commerce: This fits us to a tee.

  30. avatar1911moocher says:

    I hate Illinois Nazi’s

  31. avatarAugur says:

    “Can you tell how many rounds are in this gun right now? I’ll help you count them out.”

  32. avatar#2 says:

    “From my cold dead hands!”

  33. avatarDan likes tacos says:

    Here are my first seven Executive Orders.

  34. avatarBud says:

    “Exempt? Why of course I am exempt! I’m the President!”

  35. avatarNick says:

    “Im taking Cheney’s advice and shooting first!”

  36. avatarG-Nibbles says:

    hand over your weapons! its for the children!

  37. avatarChuckN says:

    “Say hello to my little friend!”

  38. Now UN are you going to ratify the ATT or do I have get gangster?

  39. avatarDracon1201 says:

    Barack poves that gun control is a very one sided issue.

  40. avatarJohn F says:

    By Executive order I have my own 1911 .
    And there is NO WAY to have a Background check.

  41. avatarIng says:

    Of course he’s holding a Glock. They’re all Glocks, aren’t they?

  42. avatarHenry Bowman says:

    “Get back to your designated free speech zone!”

  43. avatarhtom says:

    “What do you mean, Rule Three?”

  44. avatarJumbie says:

    “Ironically, while Barack came to believe in the personal right to bear arms in self-defense, his previous years of hoplophobia made him forget to release the safety on his gun just when he needed it most.”

  45. avatarDoug says:

    Obama to his golfing partner “I said that was a mulligan, do you disagree bitch?”

  46. avatarSaintsin23 says:

    Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf@$ker, say what one more Goddamn time!

  47. avatarDAS says:

    And then I was all like “pew pew!”

  48. avatarMOG says:

    “What makes you think this my final term”?

  49. avatarDane Nielsen says:

    Obama goes ghetto to find kids for his next press conference..

  50. avatargej88 says:

    “Hey Wayne, how are we going to break it to DiFi that we are range buddies?”

  51. avatarTNGib says:

    “I may be way out of Chicago…but I still know the Chicago way!”

  52. avatarMike the Hops Farmer says:

    Bit@h I’m from Chicago, of course I’ll cap your azz.
    Or
    You think Cheney’s the only mutha ever shot someone in the face?

  53. avatarCJ says:

    “Last one with a gun wins!! ha ha suckers!”

  54. avatarPascal says:

    You Will Respect My Authoritah!

    Or

    “President Obama having successfully crushed the 2nd amendment is seen here in celebration shooting a banned semi-automatic pistol in the air. Exuberant White House Staff can be heard in the background yelling ‘Oh, shit everyone DUCK!’ Anti-gun congressmen later commented, ‘ooooh, that’s how they work? We had no idea! — Wow! they look like so much fun, to bad we banned them. Senator Fienstien was reported to be visibly angry because the President had promissed her that should the 2nd amendment be crushed, she would be the one to shoot the banned pistol into the sky over Washington D.C. and like so many other promisses, the President broke this one too.”

  55. avatarJMS says:

    Now hand over the Constitution, and nobody gets hurt.

  56. avatarJumbie says:

    “You can dress him up in a tailored suit that cost $1332, but a thug still won’t hold his gun upright.”

  57. avatarJMS says:

    “Here comes the change!”

    maybe add: “…you’d better start hoping.”

  58. avatarCmdrSlander says:

    “Rules, laws, always for the other fellow…”

  59. avatarUSMC says:

    Vote or die muthafvcka, muthafvcka vote or die
    Rock the vote or else I’m gonna stick a knife through your eye
    Democracy is founded on one simple rule
    Get out there and vote or I will muthafvckin’ kill you

    I like it when you vote b1tch (b1tch)
    Shake them titties when you vote b1tch (b1tch)
    I slam my jimmy through your mouth roof (mouth roof)
    Now get yo’ big ass in the polling booth

    I said vote, b1tch, Or I fvckin’ kill you

    Vote or die muthafvcka, muthafvcka vote or die
    You can’t run from my .38 go ahead and try
    Let your opinion be heard, you gotta make a choice
    ’Cause after I slit your throat, you won’t have a fvckin’ voice

    Vote or die
    VOTE OR DIE!

    -From South Park Season 8, Episode 8

  60. avatar556 says:

    Hand’em over… We’re better than this!!!

  61. avatarDave says:

    Gimme all your dollars and im keepin the change
    or
    This aint how you hold dis fool.

  62. avatarThrownunderabusinWV says:

    Hey Biden, side by side my ass!

  63. avatareugene says:

    you may hate me, but i’m still going out with a bang

  64. avatarJumbie says:

    “Back off, all of you. That backpack’s mine!”

  65. LOL !!!!!!! The ban only applies to you peons !!!!!!!!!

  66. avatarCmdrSlander says:

    Enforcing tyranny, 230 grains at a time.

  67. avatarSubZ says:

    Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.

  68. avatarCmdrSlander says:

    “Dianne was right… the Bill of Rights does make an excellent CCW qualification target!”

  69. avatarMatt says:

    Pew Pew! Take that, Constitution!

  70. avatarMartin says:

    obama unveils his new wealth Redistribution policy now “gimme your money you rich bastards “

  71. avatarTrends2000 says:

    Leave the gun. Take the cannoli….

  72. avatarMrlyle says:

    “I`m sick of carrying guns and beating up women.”

  73. avatarCGinChicago says:

    Tax Please!

  74. avatartadchipper says:

    From the homepage of change.gov:

    “The transition has ended and the new administration has begun.”

  75. avatarJumbie says:

    “See? I don’t *need* an assault weapon to kill you.”

  76. avatarNickS says:

    “Disappointed with the GOP’s reception of his health care reforms, President Obama demonstrates his new plan to distribute bullets in an effort to encourage his opponents to give socialized medicine a try.”

    Or…

    “Moments before the press conference regarding gun control, President Obama could be heard saying, ‘Mine says Colt, point four five. Yours says ‘Replica’. It’s good to be the president!’”

  77. avatarObongoaway says:

    Blat blat blat blat blat, 5 poppin 6 droppin muafuka!

  78. avatarJR LORENCZ says:

    Finally! The last gun in America!

  79. avatarSoccerchainsaw says:

    After reading Saddam Hussein’s autobiography, President Obama realized there was a way he could compell congress to do what he wanted….

  80. avatarThomas Paine says:

    “Time for a reasonable discussion on gun violence”

  81. avatarBill F says:

    “Time to talk. Player to player, pimp to pimp!”

  82. avatarCmdrSlander says:

    “In other news, the corpse of gun designer John Moses Browning was found today fifteen miles from his grave site, investigators believe it to have spun all the way there under its own power…”

  83. avatarJumbie says:

    “President Obama enjoys firing the first shot at the new White House gun range which he ordered built after his daughters reached dating age.”

  84. avatarAlan says:

    Dammit Joe, I said dance!

  85. avatarTacitus7 says:

    “Badges?!? We don’t need no stinking badges!”

  86. avatar4strokes says:

    OK, front site, trigger control, breathe… Dammit Lapierre hold still!
    Now where was I? OK, front site…

  87. avatarAbqjohnny says:

    I am a gun owner.
    I believe that spending has fixed the economy.
    I believe in Obamacare.
    I take credit for killing bin Laden.
    Get a gun before the ban takes effect- I found one, figured why not.
    #Thetruthaboutguns

  88. avatarwheelgun says:

    “Got Gat? Not for long beeyatches!”

  89. avatarDerryM says:

    “I’M THE PRESIDENT AND I”LL GO OUT FOR A CIGARETTE WHENEVER I DAMN WELL WANT TO!!!”

  90. avatarSome Guy #7 says:

    Hands out of your pockets … so I can put mine in them!

  91. avatarRick says:

    What term limits?

  92. avatarSteve c says:

    So this is what everybody is whining about? Wait…..this IS awesome! Hey, hey Biden, check this out!

  93. avatarjan says:

    Hey Michelle! Look what David Gregory got me!

  94. avatarThomas Palmer says:

    Wayne LaPierre, You dont look so bad here have another!

  95. avatarRick says:

    Oh look! A dog! Yum!

  96. avatarJ.K. says:

    “Tyranny ain’t easy!”
    —————
    “Here’s shooting at you, kid!”
    —————
    Presidential Term 1 – “Hope and Change.”
    Presidential Term 2 – “Hope for Change.”

  97. avatarRon says:

    No really, Michelle said Stalin used to hold it like this too!

  98. avatarSteve W says:

    “There can be only one!”

  99. avatarNameWithheld says:

    Joe! Dance you pasty fool, dance!

  100. avatarJD says:

    ‘who’s yo’ daddy’?

    Amazingly, Google Translate has Barry’s language Swahili !
    so,

    “ambaye ni baba yako”

    OT:
    if/when anyone’s up to it:

    https://www.facebook.com/PragProgPage

  101. avatarSpeleoFool says:

    “Sorry, I meant ‘Yes I Can’”

  102. avatartron says:

    I said “bitch better have my money”.

  103. avatarChileMan says:

    Say Hello To My Little Friend – The New Executive Order

  104. avatarTman says:

    Dear Leader Barack, humbly accepting thunderous applause from millions of grateful citizens on Pennsylvania Avenue following his majestic fifth Inauguration Day speech, prepares an Executive Action for a “second amendment” terrorist discovered in the crowd by Dear Leader’s heroic Secret Service contingent.

  105. avatarMichael Horn says:

    “Good thing I’m not American, I’ll get to keep this thing!”

  106. avatarbtc says:

    “I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.” (originally – Clint Eastwood)

  107. avatarjay says:

    Gee thanks Joe, you know there is no way I could have passed that background check.

  108. avatarDisThunder says:

    Look Ma, no barrel shroud!

  109. avatarNine says:

    ‘Biden, get your shotguns!!!’

  110. avatarRopingdown says:

    “Now, I know what you’re thinking, Joe. ‘Did he load that NY mag with ten rounds or only seven?’ To tell you the truth, I forgot myself amid all this proposed legislation. But being as this is a 5.56 McChrystal, the most powerful cartridge in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you have to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?…Well? Do ya, Joe?”

  111. avatarAl in OK says:

    You, flock of sheeple, you know why we’re here? Why don’t you tell my man Biden where you got the sh*t hid at?

    Say ‘rights’ again. Say ‘rights’ again, I dare you, I double dare you muthaf****er, say rights one more Goddamn time!

    Barack “Jules Winnfield” Obama

  112. avatarSteve W says:

    Say when

  113. avatarWHOISJohnGalt says:

    Let me be clear. I’m clinging to my gun and showing my antipathy to folks unlike me (i.e. non-Marxists).

  114. avatarHidden Hills says:

    ‘Bama. James ‘Bama.

  115. avatar16V says:

    I’m the man up in this piece. You’ll never see the light of… who the fvck do you think you’re fvcking with? I’m the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that’s right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away… ’cause I’m gonna’ burn this motherfvcker down. King Kong ain’t got sh!t on me. That’s right, that’s right. Sh!t, I don’t, fvck. I’m winning anyway, I’m winning… I’m winning any motherfvcking way. I can’t lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can’t kill me.

  116. avatarjan says:

    …an attempted robbery became a homicide on Pennsylvania avenue today. The suspect is a black male, approximately six foot two wearing a dark coat and apparently armed with an assault pistol. The victims, we assume are also black males…

  117. avatarDouble D says:

    “When the White House learned that President Obama’s ‘street cred’ had dipped drastically after inviting Justin Bieber to stay in the Lincoln bedroom, a bold plan to recreate his image got off to a somewhat tenuous start.”

  118. avatarNine says:

    ‘Dammit Michelle, stop talkin’ about my small Glock!!!’

  119. avatarMatt says:

    Hey Bill! Stop eying the girls and put your cigar in my hole!

  120. avatarWHOISJohnGalt says:

    “If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun” (actual quote from Obama in Philadelphia on June 13th, 2008.

  121. avatarjimbo says:

    Vote for gun control, or I will pop a cap in yo’ ass.

  122. avatarWHOISJohnGalt says:

    Smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em.

  123. avatarChris from Iowa says:

    Hard to pick…

    “Shut up before I wound you and leave you to suffer through Obamacare”

    Or

    “Think you can dodge this? You owe it to yourself to try.”

    I tried to work horses and bayonets in but I came up dry.

  124. avatarJAS says:

    “I took your gun and now you want to negotiate? LMAO!”

  125. avatarbob says:

    im not serious yet …
    just wait till i turn this gun sideways

  126. avatarAynonymous says:

    A scene from Point Break II: Point Barack

  127. avatarBLAMMO says:

    “You won’t believe what I found in the pocket of this coat!!”

  128. avatarBluliner says:

    “Damnit Michelle, I thought you were a Klingon…did you get a haircut?”

  129. avatarstokeslawyer says:

    This thing needs one of those shoulder things that goes up.

  130. avatarjan says:

    Fk you, Alexander Hamilton!

  131. avatarNew Chris says:

    I know what you’re thinking, did he fire 7 shots or 8… well to be honest in all this confusion I don’t know myself…

    • avatar16V says:

      Being as I’m the 44th President of the United States, the most powerful man in the world, and can have you extrajudicially executed, you got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, peon?

  132. avatarjan says:

    …I rushed through the door, double tap, bam bam, and that’s how I got bin Laden…

  133. avatarRob Drummond says:

    “Hiel………….I me Halt!!!!!!!!!…….ha, ha, ha, just kidding”
    Rob Drummond
    Hillsboro, NH

  134. avatarg says:

    Recent budget have forced Secret Security cutbacks… the President has now been forced to take care of his own “protection”.

    Obama: Ah, HELL no…

    • avatarg says:

      Should read:

      Recent budget changes have forced Secret Security cutbacks… the President has now been forced to take care of his own “protection”.

      Obama: Ah, HELL no…

  135. avatarRambeast says:

    “Instant dictator…uniform not included.”

  136. avatarAharon says:

    2017: The Return of the Chicago Godfather.

  137. avatar16V says:

    Great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho-bama

  138. avatarAharon says:

    Bill Clinton! I told you to keep away from my girls!

  139. avatarNoSox says:

    “Shhhhh#*%t…..Secret Service ain’t THAT good!”

  140. avatarNick says:

    “I was made for this moment!”

  141. avatarRob Eide says:

    GUNS FOR ME—NOT FOR THEE!

  142. avatarMy name is Bob says:

    “Now that I’ve confiscated all your guns…. SUCKERS!!!!”

  143. avatarGeorge says:

    “And you thought I only had 7 rounds…hahaha”

  144. avatarNoSox says:

    “I wish a MF would come over here with that bullsh*t! John Wilkes Boothe my ass!”

  145. avatarBill Shakes says:

    “this is so much fun it should be illegal!!!…………wait a sec I can make that happen, gimme something to sign!”

  146. avatarIn Memphis says:

    Barack announces that he will run for a third term and WILL win

  147. avatarDrewR55 says:

    “Time to clear a few seats on the Supreme Court”

    “If Wayne runs that video one more time”

    “I know I won’t get flagged by the TSA at O’Hara”

    “If ol’ Joe lets his mouth run away one more time”

  148. avatarSDFreeman says:

    As you can see my laws or polices do not apply to me I’ll carry what I want but you can’t

  149. avatarRalph says:

    “I told you that when we took over, we’d have to kill some of y’all.”

  150. avatarProfBathrobe says:

    It’s not illegal when the president does it.

  151. avatarRednutinc says:

    Let me be clear… everyone gets a fair shot!

  152. avatarRockThisTown says:

    “Oh yeah? Well I say there ARE 57 states!!!”

    “If this was solar-powered, we’d really have something!”

    Making Fidel & Hugo proud.

    “There you go again, Pilgrim.”

    “Hey, where’s the bayonet for this thing?”

    “I know what you’re thinking, punk. ‘Did he fire 13, 12, 11 or 10?’ And to tell you the truth, amidst all my lies, I kinda lost track myself.”

    “I told you this election was about revenge!”

    “I’m getting a third term whether you like it or not!”

    “This is how Michelle gets the kids to eat their vegetables.”

    When split-seconds count, and the Secret Service is seconds away.

  153. avatarRednutinc says:

    I’ve got a dream too!

  154. avatarSam Wright says:

    Hey Biden, hold my beer and watch this!

  155. avatardrewmsmith says:

    President Obama demonstrates how he will be a much more effective leader during his second term.

  156. avatarjan says:

    Mr. Obama was very excited about his new pistol until he discovered there was no ammunition available anywhere…

  157. avatarceray says:

    “Dear Dick, When can we go hunting?”

  158. avatarGreg in Allston says:

    Yo, dude, I’m so gonna a put a cap in Yo’ Ol’ F…..G White Guy Ass if’n ya don’t get on board with my program, sucka.

  159. avatarMerits says:

    Don’t be surprised. I’m not going to pay higher taxes, drive a hybrid, or use Obamacare either.

  160. avatarRichard Chambers says:

    Who wants to give this nasty thing to Dianna to add to her evil Gun list

  161. avatarDon says:

    Brace yo self fool!

  162. avatarracer88 says:

    “Moron I be?” No, Mr. President… it’s Molon Labe!

  163. avatarAaronW says:

    “Mr. President, the gun isn’t necessary. Democrats just hand over campaign donations voluntarily…”

  164. avatarSkeev says:

    You musta thought it was white boy day.

  165. avataruncommon_sense says:

    Obama to David Gregory: “How’s it hangin’ Dave? Oh you’re good … just messin’ with ya.”

  166. avatarJeh says:

    This is what happens….when you oppose….my dictatorship…ladies and gentlemen.

  167. avataruncommon_sense says:

    Obama: “Badges? I don’t need no steenking badges!”

  168. avatarEvan says:

    Did I fire 7 shots or 8? I forgot if I put in my Presidential, High Cap Mag today.

  169. avataruncommon_sense says:

    Obama to George Soros: “Yeah I see Boehner. Should I do it?”

  170. avatar2Savage says:

    Ever since Michelle read “50 Shades of Grey,” it’s the only way I can get her to put he clothes back on. She’s got me by 35 lbs., so I need every edge I can get!

  171. avatarTotenglocke says:

    “Term limits? Sorry, I just issued an Executive Order making me President for Life. Did you have a problem with that?”

  172. avatarWilsontx says:

    “How ’bout I put a cap in your 2nd Amendment!”

  173. avatarAlltoy says:

    Come here and pull my finger!

  174. avatarJason Campbell says:

    -Happiness-

    Being the only guy with a gun.

  175. avatarLiberty2Alpha says:

    Ah-ah, I know what you’re thinking, Clint. You’re thinking, “Did he fire seven shots or only six?” And to tell you the truth, I’ve forgotten myself in all this “empty chair” excitement. But being this is a .45 ACP – the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, Clint?!

  176. avatarThatGuy says:

    Hey homie is that my briefcase….

  177. avatarIn Box 485 says:

    “How black is that?!?” – Jamie Fox

  178. avatarIn Box 485 says:

    Silly clingers… Guns are for Gubberments.

  179. avatar.9mm says:

    Whats that you say? From your cold dead hands?
    BAM BAM BAM

  180. avatarjwm says:

    As Hillary Clinton was walking up the steps to the capitol building to give testimony on the Benghazi incident and Fast and Furious a shot rang out. Ms. Clinton died immediately and a suspect, described as a skinny Urkel looking dude, fled the scene in a white Ford Bronco. The driver of the getaway Bronco was described as a heavyset white guy with white hair puffing on a large cigar.

    No arrests have been made.

  181. avatarTirrus says:

    Don’t worry, there is nothing in the clip.

  182. avatarpolarbear101 says:

    “this conversation on gun control isn’t over until I say it is”

  183. avatarscifigunner says:

    “Now THIS is what I call common sense gun control!”

  184. avatarWussface says:

    No barrel shroud… I believe that makes this rocket launcher eligible.

  185. avatarSpoons Make You Fat says:

    “Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don’t let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas?”
    – Joseph Stalin

  186. avatarSGC says:

    “You bring a knife…I bring a gun. You send one of mine to the hospital, I send one of yours to the morgue…THAT’S THE CHICAGO WAY!”

  187. avatarSpartandsk says:

    “If only I hadn’t banned the shoulder thing that goes up I could really use one right now”

  188. avatarCliff says:

    “Mine’s bigger than yours…AND I’ve got brass balls.”

  189. avatarpat says:

    “Heh heh, never said I’d remove ALL the guns”

  190. avatarpat says:

    “I said turn over YOUR guns, not mine”

  191. avatarTracy says:

    “No its cool officer, I only loaded 7 rounds!”

  192. avatarpat says:

    “Oh, you mean I’m supposed to point this thing in the other direction to commit suicide”?
    or
    “What direction am I supposed to point this thing to commit suicide”?

  193. avatarZ.G. says:

    Just for Men Touch of Gray Hair Treatment: $10

    Handmade Georges de Paris suit (with China made US Flag pin): $4,500

    “Leading the People” with my newly acquired Colt “Government” Model 1911: Priceless

  194. avatarTy says:

     “Excuse me while I whip this out.”

  195. avatarChuckfromsd says:

    SUCKERS!!! Now bow to your new King.

  196. avatarEvan says:

    “Obama succumbs to panic buying”

  197. avatarRic Hubbard says:

    “Because I’m better than you, that’s why!”

  198. avatarRalph says:

    “Somebody picked the wrong lefty pinko liberal.”

  199. avatarHarry says:

    “Inauguration’s over, what’d you think was going to happen the second time around? Watch, wallet, and guns… let’s go, hand ‘em over.”

  200. avatarStPatrick_TN says:

    All these years I’ve been holding this stupid thing sideways in the manner I was shown by the local youths, back in my organizing days…I just noticed there were dots on top of this thing – anybody know what they do?

  201. avatarBrad says:

    This is the last gun left in America and it’s mine. You guys are a bunch of pussies!

  202. avatarProfessAndObey says:

    The Commander in Chief doesn’t shoot from the hip.

  203. avatarJames says:

    In his own words: “I won; get over it.”

  204. avatarDouble D says:

    Always a quick learner, President Obama looks pleased with the results of James Yeager’s suggestions.

  205. avatarTeddy Ruxxpen says:

    Keep the change you filthy animal!

  206. avatargojoe says:

    You’ve got to ask yourself, do you feel lucky. Well do you America.

  207. avatargojoe says:

    He managed to be both every 7/11 clerks and Congresses worst nightmare. Bravo

  208. avatarRevolver7 says:

    I’m special. You’re not!

  209. avatarJCG101 says:

    Now that I have more “flexibility” time to take aim at my true enemy; people that think for themselves.

  210. avatarCgzz says:

    Break yourself constitutionally protected rights.

  211. avatarMatt says:

    “Well, no one else wanted to enforce mandatory confiscation… so here I am! If you want something done right, do it yourself!”

  212. avatarmynewgun12 says:

    And I thought I had to worry about bad guys with guns, but this is even more terrifying.

  213. avatarg2 says:

    There’s this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.” I been saying that sh*t for years. And if you heard it, that meant your a$$. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded sh*t to say to a motherf***er before I popped a cap in his a$$. But I saw some sh*t this morning made me think twice. See, now I’m thinking, maybe it means you’re the evil man, and I’m the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous a$$ in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that. But that sh*t ain’t the truth. The truth is, you’re the weak, and I’m the tyranny of evil men…

  214. avatarDarrell says:

    … of course the peasants are revolting…thier peasants….PULL.

  215. avatarMichael says:

    Do you feel luck Republican, well do you?

  216. avatarClayton says:

    You thought all animals were equal?

  217. avatarJeff says:

    Say “Right of the people” one more time! I dare you!

  218. avatarSteve says:

    “The Constitution makes a great target!”

  219. avatarSierra says:

    Here’s your “high capacity magazine”, Bitch!

  220. avatarkarl hungus says:

    “no you can’t”

  221. avatarkarl hungus says:

    “its called executive ‘action’ now for a reason”

  222. avatarkarl hungus says:

    “…Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, congress”

    -big worm in “friday”

  223. avatarClay says:

    “Gimme all your money! Don’t forget the change!”

  224. avatarkarl hungus says:

    “Good?… Bad?… I’m the guy with the gun.”

    -ash in “army of darkness”

  225. avatarkarl hungus says:

    “Fill your hand you sonofabitch!”

  226. avatarAaron says:

    This AK-47 belongs in the hands of soldiers, not in the hands of criminals

  227. avatarphantom72 says:

    “Why you Glock blocking me bro?”

  228. avatarphantom72 says:

    “This thing is SWEET! Go ahead and send 10,000 of them to Egypt…”

  229. avatarAaron says:

    While I may favor common-sense gun control laws, that doesn’t keep me from reaching out to NRA members

  230. avatarHal Thompson says:

    Allahu Akbar

  231. avatarKelly Taggart says:

    2nd Amendment? We don’t need no 2nd Amendment!

  232. avatarFrank says:

    Let me be clear, I didn’t mean my guns, I only meant yours.

  233. avatarإبليس says:

    Django unchained

  234. avatarBiden Rifle says:

    That one life you save might just be your own.

  235. avatarJarhead1982 says:

    I is going to bust a cap in that Kenyan shit fly that keeps buzzing me during my press conferences!

  236. avatarJohn Onderdonk Jr says:

    Mr. President’s weekly target practice with the Bill of Rights.

  237. avatarBISHOP says:

    I got your back America…TWO in your back…

  238. avatarJoshinIA says:

    Dear America,

    FOAD.

    Sincerely, Barack

  239. avatarSteve W says:

    He pulled first. It was justified.

  240. avatarDoomsdayJames says:

    Did you think I was packing Rainbows and Hugs?

  241. avatar@ScottVanEpps says:

    That’s right, I am half cracker when it comes to my pistola…

  242. avatarSelousX says:

    “Well, he was right about a kind word and a gun but the smile sure doesn’t hurt, right kids?”

  243. avatarSkeev says:

    Hi, I’m Barack Obama and welcome to Jackass.

  244. avatarMatt says:

    Hey Michelle! Bill showed me this new move, it’s called the smoking gun. Are you down?

  245. avatarRob Drummond says:

    Ryan was standing next to Uncle Joe when BHO took a shot in their direction…………..laughing BHO said “ah shit I missed!!!”

  246. avatarJohn says:

    …and that’s the last thing Bin Ladin heard before I capped that mf’er in the head.

  247. avatarEvan says:

    “Hey Diane, you made sure us Big People can still have these in your bill right?”

  248. avatarEvan says:

    I’m sorry it posted so many times, when I was on the mobile version it kept telling me that the comment failed to post. I switchedd to the full version and posted it and now I see that it posted all the ones I was told failed. Trying to figure out a way to delete them now.

  249. avatarMatt says:

    Hey O Where you going with that gun in your hand
    I said Hey O Where you going with that gun in your hand
    Gonna shoot that old fat white guy,
    He’s got a Disease called Republican.

  250. avatarCarrymagnum says:

    ” I’m a little aroused”

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