Scary Guns!

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About Robert Farago

Robert Farago is the Publisher of The Truth About Guns (TTAG). He started the site to explore the ethics, morality, business, politics, culture, technology, practice, strategy, dangers and fun of guns.

29 Responses to Scary Guns!

  1. avatarWilliam says:

    ]Shudder[. I am NOT going to look at that! OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!! CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

  2. avatarRoll says:

    Oh no, you two wild and crazy guys! (swedish accent, think steve martin, saturday night live)

  3. avatarAharon says:

    funny!

  4. avatarSanchanim says:

    That is EPIC! TRULY EPIC!!!

    Now why is he only 90% sure he is still alive?? LMAO

  5. avatarJPD says:

    Subject: Doctors vs Guns

    Doctors

    A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

    B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

    C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

    Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. Of Health and Human Services.

    Now think about this:

    Guns

    A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

    Yes, that’s 80 million

    B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all ages and all
    groups, is 1,500.

    C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188 >>
    Statistics courtesy of FBI.

    So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more
    dangerous than gun owners.

    Remember, ‘Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.’

    FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one
    doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed
    by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!

    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

    We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

    Out of concern for the public at large, we withheld the statistics on
    Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek
    medical attention!

  6. avatarCyrano says:

    Those are tamed guns, they know their owners and respect them. Its when strange guns are around even stranger people that they go wild and spew rounds at innocent people. Yeah that’s it. :)

  7. avatarjwm says:

    Cletus and BillyRay, with their sheetmetal outhouse have more sense about guns than the Harvard educated occupent of the White House. Go figure.

    • avatarBarstow Cowboy says:

      I also liked that sweet anvil they had, I kept waiting for someone to try to drop it on the Road Runner.

  8. avataruncle nunzie says:

    Weren’t these two guys pictured here in a story about Washington a few weeks ago? ;)

  9. avatarJSIII says:

    I agree totally epic lol funny as hell

  10. avatarblahpony says:

    I wonder if they edited it to be 3:57 exactly. Or was it a subliminal message from the guns in the video.

    The world may never know.

  11. avatarEnsitu says:

    If it had been Greene and Gleidman (and their Criminal defense attorny Lisa Pelosi
    the vid would have had a much different ending

  12. avatarPantera Vazquez says:

    YUK YUK, what a perfect way to close the year. I’m wearing plaid tonight………..A SAFE HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL……………….

  13. avatarGuy22 says:

    Man those are some brave dudes!!!
    Guy22

  14. avatarAPBTFan says:

    I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the inevitable bloodbath. I think the guys lived to tell the tale because those guns were neutered with microstamping. We all know neutering turns unruly beast into docile creatures.

  15. avatarLance says:

    Loved it. Yeah shows there test is more scientific than the crap the media is peddling LOL. Watch out for those scary black Ruger LCPs!!!

  16. avatarCarrymagnum says:

    I want to take the time to thank these guys for the comic relief during these frustrating times. Funny as hell.

  17. avatarLarry says:

    Thank you, thank you. I was laughing so hard I was in tears. Well done.

  18. avatarKirk says:

    Hilarious. Needed a good laugh. Thanks, guys.

  19. avatarKenW says:

    This made my day. I’ve had the flu the last 3 days thanks to the brothers kid at Christmas. Now I’m chuckling ( and sniffling ).

  20. avatarCarlosT says:

    It wasn’t a true test, though. I didn’t see any Bushmasters in that lineup. It would have been a complete bloodbath if they had put some Bushmasters out.

  21. avatarscooter says:

    Scary stuff! And to think my 642 was just cuddled up close in its Desantis Insider all night and didn’t pop a cap in my thigh or junk. I think it is lulling me into a false sense of security. Waiting. Plotting.

  22. That’s a very funny video. Thanks for the laugh.

  23. avatarPhilthegardner says:

    I think this video is misleading. Maybe if they tested “tactical” models, then the outcome would have been much less amusing. I agree with CarlosT though. They need to conduct this with the deadly “Assault Weapons”. Them’s the real killerz.
    Thanks to the boys for that funny piece.

  24. avatarJake says:

    “Aaaaah!” *flees*

    I love all these snarky videos, the ones that are played straight are my favorites.

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