In France, Sunglasses Shoot You

I know that headline doesn’t make much sense, but neither would classifying this post as “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?” And I’m in a hurry; I’ve got a hot date with some raw fish. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. I’ve got a rendezvous at a sushi restaurant with a tree-hugging Jewish Yankee accountant artist feminist firearms newbie who somehow managed to shoot a Benelli M2 that’s almost as tall as she is. Quite what that has to do with anything I don’t know. But I’ll say this about those shades: as a post-modern ironic FU to gun control advocates these assault rifle sunglasses are da bomb. Comfortable? Not so much. Available here for €380 [caution: autoplay audio]. [h/t Don]