The shotgun guys. Eyes on the shotgun.
Where’s the shoulder thing that goes up??
Guy on the left: Dat Ankle!
The first ass-ault weapon
“Alright boys, once you done with today’s training, you will posted at your hometown schools.”
The US Army contemplated the early adoption of allowing women in armed combat…
It didn’t work…
“Hold your long guns low and tight, boys.”
Whatever you can do I can do better!
It just wasn’t the same after Sgt. Ryker’s sexual reassignment surgery.
Arggg, my head! You are more evil than the “shoulder-thingie that goes up”!
LOL big time!
No, I’m not the Avon lady. I’m here to confiscate your assault rifle and high capacity magazines.
“remember to pump the action”
“I hope it doesn’t go off in my hair.”
So let me tell you boys about what REALLY gave John Moses the idea for this A5…
The hump is back!!!
It is all in the wrist boys. Watch and learn.
The new solder of the future the enemy wont take there eyes off it.
Taken just moments before the death of Mindy Bergstrom. The coroner has determined cause of death as a massive heart attack, caused by discovering a broken nail.
Women have the best helmets.
Ten soldiers, standing at attention, in the presence of a young lady.
The NRA’s training and arming teachers in the National School Shield Safety program.
“This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for pleasu… oh uh pardon us Ma’am.”
Lifelike, and posable, the clock counts down their fate as test targets 15 miles out from Ground Zero.
“Well, she ain’t Betty Grable, but she sure can shoot!”
“Are those guns in your pockets or are you just glad to see me?”
“Remember, fellas, never point your gun at anything you don’t intend to shoot . . . and the same goes for your rifle.”
“Watch closely now as I demonstrate the proper technique for bagging your bird.”
“Okay, enough with the blanks. Who wants to shoot some real bullets?”
Dianne Feinstein younger and much more attractive gun loving sister whom she could never get over her jealousy of.
“Wow, she likes to shoot and she can cook? Boys, I’m in love!”
When you boys get home you’re going to pump it just like this.
Bob is a member of the new transvestite brigade. This new brigade was formed because the most important thing in battle is the element of surprise!
Remember, both trigger AND muzzle control at all times.
“And now I will demonstrate how to avoid premature shell ejection.”
“Yes Mr. Farago I can handle a bigger gun than yours”!!!
(Dan Zimmerman and Nick Leghorn in the background laughing their asses off!!)
I ain’t no princess…I don’t need rescue!
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