Weekend Photo Caption Contest

36 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. avatarjwm says:

    The shotgun guys. Eyes on the shotgun.

  2. avatarSCS says:

    Where’s the shoulder thing that goes up??

  3. avatarOddux says:

    Guy on the left: Dat Ankle!

  4. avatarSammy says:

    The first ass-ault weapon

  5. avatarsurlycmd says:

    “Alright boys, once you done with today’s training, you will posted at your hometown schools.”

  6. avatarSanchanim says:

    The US Army contemplated the early adoption of allowing women in armed combat…

    It didn’t work…

  7. avatarCA_Chris says:

    “Hold your long guns low and tight, boys.”

  8. avatarimrambi says:

    Whatever you can do I can do better!

  9. avatarRalph says:

    It just wasn’t the same after Sgt. Ryker’s sexual reassignment surgery.

  10. avataruncommon_sense says:

    No, I’m not the Avon lady. I’m here to confiscate your assault rifle and high capacity magazines.

  11. avatarSteve in MA says:

    “remember to pump the action”

  12. avatarNine says:

    “I hope it doesn’t go off in my hair.”

  13. avatarTommy Knocker says:

    So let me tell you boys about what REALLY gave John Moses the idea for this A5…

  14. avatarTom B. says:

    It is all in the wrist boys. Watch and learn.

  15. avatarLance says:

    The new solder of the future the enemy wont take there eyes off it.

  16. avatarBob says:

    Taken just moments before the death of Mindy Bergstrom. The coroner has determined cause of death as a massive heart attack, caused by discovering a broken nail.

  17. avatarإبليس says:

    Women have the best helmets.

  18. avatarEric says:

    Ten soldiers, standing at attention, in the presence of a young lady.

  19. avatarSam Wright says:

    The NRA’s training and arming teachers in the National School Shield Safety program.

  20. avatarIn Memphis says:

    “This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for pleasu… oh uh pardon us Ma’am.”

  21. avatarAaronW says:

    Lifelike, and posable, the clock counts down their fate as test targets 15 miles out from Ground Zero.

  22. avatarDerryM says:

    “Well, she ain’t Betty Grable, but she sure can shoot!”

  23. avatarRockThisTown says:

    “Are those guns in your pockets or are you just glad to see me?”

    “Remember, fellas, never point your gun at anything you don’t intend to shoot . . . and the same goes for your rifle.”

    “Watch closely now as I demonstrate the proper technique for bagging your bird.”

    “Okay, enough with the blanks. Who wants to shoot some real bullets?”

  24. avatarJon R. says:

    Dianne Feinstein younger and much more attractive gun loving sister whom she could never get over her jealousy of.

  25. avatarSelousX says:

    “Wow, she likes to shoot and she can cook? Boys, I’m in love!”

  26. avatarEasyBakeGunClub says:

    When you boys get home you’re going to pump it just like this.

  27. avatarMarc L says:

    Bob is a member of the new transvestite brigade. This new brigade was formed because the most important thing in battle is the element of surprise!

  28. avatarGS650G says:

    Remember, both trigger AND muzzle control at all times.

  29. avatargagblue says:

    “And now I will demonstrate how to avoid premature shell ejection.”

  30. avatarspeedracer5050 says:

    “Yes Mr. Farago I can handle a bigger gun than yours”!!!
    (Dan Zimmerman and Nick Leghorn in the background laughing their asses off!!)

  31. avatarSteve says:

    I ain’t no princess…I don’t need rescue!

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