Waukesha Police Fire “Dozens” of Rounds at 76-Year-Old. And Miss.

This story’s a bit elderly by TTAG standards, but I’m trying to clear my inbox, which has never looked so empty. Not that it’s empty. Just relatively empty. Unlike the guns of the¬†Waukesha Police, who returned fire on a domestic beef gone bad with 26 rounds. A fact that the TMJ4 TV reporter somehow forgot to mention; the headline writer at their AM sister station provided the round count. But really, is that so many? If five officers let loose the lead, that’s only five shots apiece. Plus one for good luck. Besides, no cops got lead poisoning and no innocents were caught in the crossfire and that’s all that matters, right?