Remember the movie Marathon Man? When it comes to my local gun store and Black Friday, I’ve got four words. Is it safe yet? I’d rather forgo a date with Amit Friedman than wait two hours to buy an item—any item—for 20 percent off. Especially if my vigil brings me into close contact with an agitated kvetch of armed OFWGs. But I understand the wallet-draining combination of cabin fever and gun lust. All I can say is thank God for the internet. And ask our Armed Intelligentsia, whadja get? Oh, and what deals do you see out there that might be worth the aggro?