“Recently, I made an unexpected discovery,” Suarez International Staff Instructor JD Lester writes at warriortalknews.com. “I had previously considered how to carry the Uzi Carbine discreetly, but had come up short. I wanted something that discreetly stored my Uzi in a ready to use condition. However, because my 16” barreled Uzi is much longer than a laptop, even with its stock collapsed, laptop bags would not do, and non-tactical backpacks offered no rapid proactive deployment options.” Doncha just hate it when that happens? “Then, I came across my Suchka Bag (available at One Source Tactical), so I thought I would give it a try and see what I could come up with for the Uzi. Since it is not being used for the Suchka I renamed the bag the ‘Dorito of Death’ which was derived from the bags shape and its contents.” I’m sorry, but it just doesn’t get any better than that. I’m laughing too hard to type. No really.