“She vas my girlfriend!”
(borrowing from Young Frankenstein)
Now, remember kids. A zombies bite is how it turns you into one, so keep your arm as close as possible
“Relax, this trend will all be over soon.”
We have a winner.
Haha, I agree. AaronW has it and I havnt even read the others yet.
“Hi there!! I’m Sheriff Tool giving some kind of BS demonstration using a fake girl, a fake gun and a fake sense of importance!”
When the impossibly improbable event of a kel-tec RFB appearing in the wild, in the same place and the same time as the impossibly improbable event of a zombie apocalypse, the time-space continuum in which we all exist backflipped to May 23rd, 1998, groaned in anguish, and the entire universe caved in on itself.
“See? People who like bullpups are perfectly normal. Look, I have a girlfriend and everything!”
TruGlo red dot optics have terminated more zombies than any other scope.
“This is my girlfriend. There are many like her but this one is mine.”
Lindsey Lohan’s career continues its sharp decline.
That is FUNNY!!!!!!! I nearly wet myself from laughing, THANKS!!!
Who said you cant get girls by playing airsoft!?
Mike found it very difficult getting along with his siamese twin … until one day, he found the solution…
“Necrophilia? What’s that?”
“Guns, gang hand signs, and too much make-up… yup just another day in the hood.”
“You said my girlfiend is a vampire. Why would you say that?”
“Because she is really pale looking, and she looks like she just finished drinking blood”
“TRUDY, How many times do I have to tell you. Clean up after you make a kill.”
Sometimes you have to shoot your zombie woman to keep her in line.
“Operator of the day”
“The same power in a shorter package”
“Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Gunny and Cher!”
“How not to treat your blowup doll”.
“I knew you weren’t an Israeli girl…..Robert!
Beam me up, Scotty, no sign of intelligent life here.
She didnt make me a sammitch!
Who would have guessed that Hillary had a second daughter, (by Vince Foster)!
Vapor-Warrior vs the Queen of Blood!
My new bride and I have been looking forward to this honeymoon for a long time. Now if you’ll excuse us, it’s time to consummate our marriage.
mom…I want you to meet candy….candy this is my mother….no mom she’s not pregnant…but mom she’s the apple of my eye…..yes mother i love you too…..wheres dad?
Damn undead keep stomping all over my pot crop….
Get a few more of those together and you might have a zombie “whord”.
MikeyB’s newest business venture……zombie cathouse escort service. “Just me and my business partner here. Runnin it by hand for now till we get a bigger lineup.”
“New from Howard Leight… earpro that filters out the moans of the undead and the screams of the damned”
“I saved her from torment by FPS Russia.”
“Idiots”, like this guy, gives the “Gun Grabbers”, more Ammunition!….
“Mom. . . Dad. . . We’re pregnant.”
Lever action bullpup. Now there’s a question that doesn’t need to be asked…
Does anyone know what bull-pup that is? I can’t seem to place it.
Never mind, it’s a .308 Keltec RFB.
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