Weekend Photo Caption Contest

 

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  1. avatar barnslayer says:

    Howdy Mayor Bloomberg!!! You an me have a few things to settle.

  2. avatar David W. says:

    Oh great, don’t let the Brady Bunch see this, they will say she only has a gun because shes “compensating”.

  3. avatar g2 says:

    I jest caught you with that barmaid from the tavern and you still askin’ me for a chance honey??

    OK…. set ’em to swinging!

  4. avatar jwm says:

    “All the neighbors agreed, she was quiet and kept to herself. Until that tragic Black Friday when the WalMart people went on strike.”

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      LOL, big time! The wife loves it too.

  5. avatar SD3 says:

    I don’t think “Git it up, cowboy” means what you think it means…

  6. avatar flboots says:

    Thats a real funny joke, halder, you and obama want to sell my guns to the cartel to pay for your huchymommas.

  7. avatar AaronW says:

    AWB?? Say hello to my INTERNAL TUBULAR MAGAZINE!

    1. avatar SD3 says:

      Heh-heh…he said “tubular”…

  8. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Go ahead, punk, make my Doris Day!”

    1. avatar percynjpn says:

      Pretty clever!

  9. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    Dang it, give me that Twinkie! NOW!!

    1. avatar Aharon says:

      If she shoots she could try using the old Twinkie defense. For those that don’t know it, San Francisco police officer Dan White used it after he shot and killed Mayor Moscone and Supervisor Milk in 1978. Good ole Dan claimed that his depression and narfing down several Twinkies gave him a sugar rush causing him to kill the mayor and Moscone. Dan White got off with manslaughter and was not convicted of murder. After serving two years he got out of prison, returned to San Francisco, and allegedly committed suicide though some say he was assassinated.

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        I thought he died of complications from diabetes. From eating all those Twinkies. See, his lawyer was right all along.

        1. avatar Aharon says:

          “White committed suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning”
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_White

          BTW, I just learned white was a supervisor. I had thought he was a cop.

          “Contrary to common belief, White’s attorneys did not argue that the Twinkies were the cause of White’s actions, but that their consumption was symptomatic of his underlying depression. White was convicted of voluntary manslaughter.”
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense

  10. avatar Gyufygy says:

    The 1875 version of the full-auto giggles.

  11. avatar Steve in MA says:

    Oh shit, hold my weave

  12. avatar AaronW says:

    OK, Hickok, are you gonna put THIS on Youtube???

  13. avatar Skyler says:

    Is that Doris Day?

    1. avatar AaronW says:

      Yup.. if you hover the mouse over the pic, a little callout shows up with some basic info about it.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        I knew who it was and what movie it was from without the callout doohickey. Sigh. It sucks getting old.

  14. avatar ensitu says:

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  15. avatar ensitu says:

    Merkal’s and Zimmerman’s Images don’t load

  16. avatar Frank Williams says:

    “Ah’m jest a gurl who cain’t say no… but in yo’ case ah make an exception. Now git!”

  17. avatar Steve Lawrence says:

    WOW…Senator Feinstein, I’ve never seen you drunk before !!

  18. avatar Ralph says:

    Slamfire! Oh happy Day!

  19. avatar JR LORENCZ says:

    I said take out the garbage NOW!

  20. avatar Chris says:

    Annie finally got her gun.

  21. avatar conceal7 says:

    (Apache war cry) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !

  22. avatar IdahoPete says:

    Who says you can’t git a man with a gun? Just aim a little better, honey!

  23. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    after a few drinks sheila thought she was playing her guitar at talent night at billy bob’s…..she knew something was up when the audience started running for the exits….

  24. avatar James says:

    Hahahahaha! That’s the wrong safe word!

  25. avatar Frodo says:

    Come on PETA make my day!

  26. avatar JR LORENCZ says:

    I can’t help myself.

    “You voted for WHO???!!!

  27. avatar Chris P says:

    “Enjoy the show!”

    –Actual quote from the movie.

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