Weekend Photo Caption Contest

 

35 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. avatarbarnslayer says:

    Howdy Mayor Bloomberg!!! You an me have a few things to settle.

  2. avatarDavid W. says:

    Oh great, don’t let the Brady Bunch see this, they will say she only has a gun because shes “compensating”.

  3. avatarg2 says:

    I jest caught you with that barmaid from the tavern and you still askin’ me for a chance honey??

    OK…. set ‘em to swinging!

  4. avatarjwm says:

    “All the neighbors agreed, she was quiet and kept to herself. Until that tragic Black Friday when the WalMart people went on strike.”

  5. avatarSD3 says:

    I don’t think “Git it up, cowboy” means what you think it means…

  6. avatarflboots says:

    Thats a real funny joke, halder, you and obama want to sell my guns to the cartel to pay for your huchymommas.

  7. avatarAaronW says:

    AWB?? Say hello to my INTERNAL TUBULAR MAGAZINE!

  8. avatarGregolas says:

    “Go ahead, punk, make my Doris Day!”

  9. avatarTommy Knocker says:

    Dang it, give me that Twinkie! NOW!!

    • avatarAharon says:

      If she shoots she could try using the old Twinkie defense. For those that don’t know it, San Francisco police officer Dan White used it after he shot and killed Mayor Moscone and Supervisor Milk in 1978. Good ole Dan claimed that his depression and narfing down several Twinkies gave him a sugar rush causing him to kill the mayor and Moscone. Dan White got off with manslaughter and was not convicted of murder. After serving two years he got out of prison, returned to San Francisco, and allegedly committed suicide though some say he was assassinated.

  10. avatarGyufygy says:

    The 1875 version of the full-auto giggles.

  11. avatarSteve in MA says:

    Oh shit, hold my weave

  12. avatarAaronW says:

    OK, Hickok, are you gonna put THIS on Youtube???

  13. avatarSkyler says:

    Is that Doris Day?

  14. avatarensitu says:

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  15. avatarensitu says:

    Merkal’s and Zimmerman’s Images don’t load

  16. avatarFrank Williams says:

    “Ah’m jest a gurl who cain’t say no… but in yo’ case ah make an exception. Now git!”

  17. avatarSteve Lawrence says:

    WOW…Senator Feinstein, I’ve never seen you drunk before !!

  18. avatarRalph says:

    Slamfire! Oh happy Day!

  19. avatarJR LORENCZ says:

    I said take out the garbage NOW!

  20. avatarChris says:

    Annie finally got her gun.

  21. avatarconceal7 says:

    (Apache war cry) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !

  22. avatarIdahoPete says:

    Who says you can’t git a man with a gun? Just aim a little better, honey!

  23. avatarready,fire,aim says:

    after a few drinks sheila thought she was playing her guitar at talent night at billy bob’s…..she knew something was up when the audience started running for the exits….

  24. avatarJames says:

    Hahahahaha! That’s the wrong safe word!

  25. avatarFrodo says:

    Come on PETA make my day!

  26. avatarJR LORENCZ says:

    I can’t help myself.

    “You voted for WHO???!!!

  27. avatarChris P says:

    “Enjoy the show!”

    –Actual quote from the movie.

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