Howdy Mayor Bloomberg!!! You an me have a few things to settle.
Oh great, don’t let the Brady Bunch see this, they will say she only has a gun because shes “compensating”.
I jest caught you with that barmaid from the tavern and you still askin’ me for a chance honey??
OK…. set ’em to swinging!
“All the neighbors agreed, she was quiet and kept to herself. Until that tragic Black Friday when the WalMart people went on strike.”
LOL, big time! The wife loves it too.
I don’t think “Git it up, cowboy” means what you think it means…
Thats a real funny joke, halder, you and obama want to sell my guns to the cartel to pay for your huchymommas.
AWB?? Say hello to my INTERNAL TUBULAR MAGAZINE!
Heh-heh…he said “tubular”…
“Go ahead, punk, make my Doris Day!”
Dang it, give me that Twinkie! NOW!!
If she shoots she could try using the old Twinkie defense. For those that don’t know it, San Francisco police officer Dan White used it after he shot and killed Mayor Moscone and Supervisor Milk in 1978. Good ole Dan claimed that his depression and narfing down several Twinkies gave him a sugar rush causing him to kill the mayor and Moscone. Dan White got off with manslaughter and was not convicted of murder. After serving two years he got out of prison, returned to San Francisco, and allegedly committed suicide though some say he was assassinated.
I thought he died of complications from diabetes. From eating all those Twinkies. See, his lawyer was right all along.
“White committed suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning”
BTW, I just learned white was a supervisor. I had thought he was a cop.
“Contrary to common belief, White’s attorneys did not argue that the Twinkies were the cause of White’s actions, but that their consumption was symptomatic of his underlying depression. White was convicted of voluntary manslaughter.”
The 1875 version of the full-auto giggles.
Oh shit, hold my weave
OK, Hickok, are you gonna put THIS on Youtube???
Is that Doris Day?
Yup.. if you hover the mouse over the pic, a little callout shows up with some basic info about it.
I knew who it was and what movie it was from without the callout doohickey. Sigh. It sucks getting old.
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“Ah’m jest a gurl who cain’t say no… but in yo’ case ah make an exception. Now git!”
WOW…Senator Feinstein, I’ve never seen you drunk before !!
Slamfire! Oh happy Day!
I said take out the garbage NOW!
Annie finally got her gun.
(Apache war cry) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !
Who says you can’t git a man with a gun? Just aim a little better, honey!
after a few drinks sheila thought she was playing her guitar at talent night at billy bob’s…..she knew something was up when the audience started running for the exits….
Hahahahaha! That’s the wrong safe word!
Come on PETA make my day!
I can’t help myself.
“You voted for WHO???!!!
“Enjoy the show!”
–Actual quote from the movie.
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