Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman on November 9, 2012 Share this:FacebookRedditTwitterEmail
Ok Ok I promise not to buy any more guns without your permission! Or at least you get a pair of shoes at the same time!
No I don’t need to see it in your eyes, just whisper to me “How much you love me”!
“Close your eyes. I’ll make that bad tooth stop hurting.”
Similar thought: “Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you.”
“This is how I say I love you………”
I swear if you stick your tongue in my ear one more time…!!!
go ahead, yell my sister’s name as you climax…………
You put yours away, I’ll put mine away.
No, you REALLY do need to shave before kissing me.
Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
How do you like having someone else’s barrel pushed against YOUR cheek?
“Sights of iron, heart of stone.”
“You’re my Vaquero” she purred…. while holding her Vaquero to his throat.
Different direction-
“She knew the gun was empty
And she knew she couldn’t win
But her final prayer was answered
When the rifles fired again”
Apparently this telenovela only had the budget for one Spanish Angel…
“Your habit of checking out other girls WILL stop, one way or the other.”
How’d you like a second set of lips, right here?
Cheap, painless divorce (alimony not included).
Get your finger out of my vagina.
Well that escalated quickly…
Go ahead ask me for a sammich one more damn time!
Wash the dishes, no sweetheart, YOU wash the dishes
Lover, remember when I said I had a surprise for you? I saw you walking out of that puta’s house at 6 this morning. Surprised?
I’m sorry for resorting to this but your mother in law is going to live with us from now on.
So you want to know what “The Big Bang” was really like??
Wait just a second and you shall see!!!
Introducing the new Gillette Mach 4, for a close shave she will never forget!
Maybe Mach .45?
“So THAT’S what was in your pants. I just figured you were a dude.”
“I’m fulfilling what all your past girlfriends wanted to do”.
“Is it a DGU if the weapon is used to prevent a broken heart?”
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.
Woman: Si, I voted for Obama. He fills me with Latina joy .
Man: UGH! Do you know what you’ve done?
“Mine’s bigger.”
Love is never having to say your sorry
woman to man: yeah, rape wasn’t such a good idea after all, huh?
Why did I believe her when she said she forgave me for catching me in bed with her sister?
Guess who? And you better get it right…
Those better be sweet nothings that you are whispering in my ear…..