Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Nov 09, 2012 | 38 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments sanchanim says: November 9, 2012 at 20:09 Ok Ok I promise not to buy any more guns without your permission! Or at least you get a pair of shoes at the same time! Reply Bryan says: November 9, 2012 at 20:18 No I don’t need to see it in your eyes, just whisper to me “How much you love me”! Reply jwm says: November 9, 2012 at 20:28 “Close your eyes. I’ll make that bad tooth stop hurting.” Reply Mark N. says: November 9, 2012 at 20:38 Similar thought: “Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you.” Reply wvumounties8 says: November 9, 2012 at 20:46 “This is how I say I love you………” Reply Mark the boobiehead says: November 9, 2012 at 20:46 I swear if you stick your tongue in my ear one more time…!!! Reply Pantera Vazquez says: November 9, 2012 at 20:49 go ahead, yell my sister’s name as you climax………… Reply Adam says: November 9, 2012 at 20:51 You put yours away, I’ll put mine away. Reply Isaac says: November 9, 2012 at 20:55 No, you REALLY do need to shave before kissing me. Reply Gregolas says: November 9, 2012 at 21:08 Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me? Reply Kelly in GA says: November 9, 2012 at 21:17 How do you like having someone else’s barrel pushed against YOUR cheek? Reply AaronW says: November 9, 2012 at 21:31 “Sights of iron, heart of stone.” Reply AaronW says: November 9, 2012 at 21:32 “You’re my Vaquero” she purred…. while holding her Vaquero to his throat. Reply TTACer says: November 9, 2012 at 21:47 Different direction- “She knew the gun was empty And she knew she couldn’t win But her final prayer was answered When the rifles fired again” Reply AaronW says: November 9, 2012 at 22:22 Apparently this telenovela only had the budget for one Spanish Angel… Reply ST says: November 9, 2012 at 22:31 “Your habit of checking out other girls WILL stop, one way or the other.” Reply Fyrewerx says: November 9, 2012 at 22:38 How’d you like a second set of lips, right here? Reply Oddux says: November 9, 2012 at 22:40 Cheap, painless divorce (alimony not included). Reply James says: November 9, 2012 at 23:18 Get your finger out of my vagina. Reply John says: November 10, 2012 at 23:11 Well that escalated quickly… Reply Chris says: November 9, 2012 at 23:28 Go ahead ask me for a sammich one more damn time! Reply bontai Joe says: November 9, 2012 at 23:50 Wash the dishes, no sweetheart, YOU wash the dishes Reply AlphaGeek says: November 10, 2012 at 00:11 Lover, remember when I said I had a surprise for you? I saw you walking out of that puta’s house at 6 this morning. Surprised? Reply SDfreeman says: November 10, 2012 at 00:19 I’m sorry for resorting to this but your mother in law is going to live with us from now on. Reply speedracer5050 says: November 10, 2012 at 00:22 So you want to know what “The Big Bang” was really like?? Wait just a second and you shall see!!! Reply Chris says: November 10, 2012 at 00:47 Introducing the new Gillette Mach 4, for a close shave she will never forget! Reply APBTFan says: November 10, 2012 at 02:45 Maybe Mach .45? Reply Mike S says: November 10, 2012 at 00:55 “So THAT’S what was in your pants. I just figured you were a dude.” Reply APBTFan says: November 10, 2012 at 02:43 “I’m fulfilling what all your past girlfriends wanted to do”. Reply AaronW says: November 10, 2012 at 05:59 “Is it a DGU if the weapon is used to prevent a broken heart?” Reply Diorama says: November 10, 2012 at 06:40 Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me. Reply Mike123 says: November 10, 2012 at 07:57 Woman: Si, I voted for Obama. He fills me with Latina joy . Man: UGH! Do you know what you’ve done? Reply Frank Williams says: November 10, 2012 at 09:55 “Mine’s bigger.” Reply flboots says: November 10, 2012 at 09:57 Love is never having to say your sorry Reply uncommon_sense says: November 10, 2012 at 10:50 woman to man: yeah, rape wasn’t such a good idea after all, huh? Reply Average_Casey says: November 10, 2012 at 11:39 Why did I believe her when she said she forgave me for catching me in bed with her sister? Reply mike0101 says: November 10, 2012 at 13:17 Guess who? And you better get it right… Reply Del says: November 10, 2012 at 18:56 Those better be sweet nothings that you are whispering in my ear….. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.
Ok Ok I promise not to buy any more guns without your permission! Or at least you get a pair of shoes at the same time!
No I don’t need to see it in your eyes, just whisper to me “How much you love me”!
“Close your eyes. I’ll make that bad tooth stop hurting.”
Similar thought: “Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you.”
“This is how I say I love you………”
I swear if you stick your tongue in my ear one more time…!!!
go ahead, yell my sister’s name as you climax…………
You put yours away, I’ll put mine away.
No, you REALLY do need to shave before kissing me.
Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
How do you like having someone else’s barrel pushed against YOUR cheek?
“Sights of iron, heart of stone.”
“You’re my Vaquero” she purred…. while holding her Vaquero to his throat.
Different direction-
“She knew the gun was empty
And she knew she couldn’t win
But her final prayer was answered
When the rifles fired again”
Apparently this telenovela only had the budget for one Spanish Angel…
“Your habit of checking out other girls WILL stop, one way or the other.”
How’d you like a second set of lips, right here?
Cheap, painless divorce (alimony not included).
Get your finger out of my vagina.
Well that escalated quickly…
Go ahead ask me for a sammich one more damn time!
Wash the dishes, no sweetheart, YOU wash the dishes
Lover, remember when I said I had a surprise for you? I saw you walking out of that puta’s house at 6 this morning. Surprised?
I’m sorry for resorting to this but your mother in law is going to live with us from now on.
So you want to know what “The Big Bang” was really like??
Wait just a second and you shall see!!!
Introducing the new Gillette Mach 4, for a close shave she will never forget!
Maybe Mach .45?
“So THAT’S what was in your pants. I just figured you were a dude.”
“I’m fulfilling what all your past girlfriends wanted to do”.
“Is it a DGU if the weapon is used to prevent a broken heart?”
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.
Woman: Si, I voted for Obama. He fills me with Latina joy .
Man: UGH! Do you know what you’ve done?
“Mine’s bigger.”
Love is never having to say your sorry
woman to man: yeah, rape wasn’t such a good idea after all, huh?
Why did I believe her when she said she forgave me for catching me in bed with her sister?
Guess who? And you better get it right…
Those better be sweet nothings that you are whispering in my ear…..