Weekend Photo Caption Contest

34 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. avatarMark says:

    So, they finally built a .46!

  2. avatarjwm says:

    Restraining order my ass.

  3. avatarJames says:

    Dude is thinking….”Damn she has a tight grip.”

  4. avatarspeedracer5050 says:

    Now hold it steady!!! Ladies this is how you stop other women from wearing white after MayDay!!
    Ladies Ladies!! Settle down!! Everyone will get the chance to “Shoot the Johnson off the Rapist”. Be patient!!

  5. avatarArmchair Command'oh says:

    It’s just like a Tupperware party, except with more awesome.

  6. avatarJPD says:

    YES!! Knowledge is power. Now, let’s get ALL the gun ignorant people to the range. FREE firearm safety classes for all !!!!!!!

  7. avatarإبليس says:

    That’ll teach Elvis to reject my advances!

  8. avatarjake says:

    Who says there is no cure for PMS.

  9. avatarLiberty2Alpha says:

    “Has your wife always had balls the size of Cue Balls?”

  10. avatarbontai Joe says:

    Mrs. Jeff Cooper showing her friends what her husband has been teaching her.

  11. avatarSteve in MA says:

    “don’t forget to stroke the slide”

  12. avatarAaronW says:

    New photographic evidence comes to light that the transition from the cup-and-saucer hold to Weaver was a bit awkward…

  13. avatarDiorama says:

    Is that Sarah Brady when she was young?!

  14. avatarfreeport56 says:

    “…and that is how you shoot a Zombie Melody!”

  15. avatarLiberty2Alpha says:

    “Ralph? Is that one of your toe nail clippings on the end?”

    “No, Dear. That’s the front sight.”

  16. avatarbobby b says:

    “I love your daughter,” he had told Mrs. Simpson, “and we’re going to be married”, and it had all gone quite smoothly until he mentioned his work with the Brady Campaign.

  17. avatarwolfpack 46 says:

    good breathing, now wait until you can see the white of their eyes, squeezzzzz.

  18. avatarVSN says:

    Ma’am, you buy one o’ dees, and I guarantee you ain’t gonna have no problems with no more cock-a-roaches.

  19. avatarSnarko says:

    Double jointed vampires admire the Amerikanski 1911!

  20. avatar16V says:

    Ma’m, I’m from the future. If you don’t shoot and kill your TV now, it’ll spend the next 45 years trying to control you.

  21. avatarBrick says:

    “That’s right, when he threatens to punch you in the OTHER eye, just give this lever here a little squeeze.”

  22. avatarJBeechel says:

    “Look, toots, there ain’t no bullets in this thing. Ain’t no way I’m letting a dame near a loaded gun”

  23. avatarbrant says:

    Bill…put your other hand in your pocket!

  24. avatarAZRon says:

    “Make your own damn sammich!”

  25. avatarFrank Williams says:

    Agnes and her friends make their annual preparations for the Black Friday sale at Walmart.

  26. avatarflboots says:

    If he don’t get his hand off my ass, I’m going to use him as a target.

  27. avatarDon Curton says:

    “Shrink it and Pink it” my ass, I want the biggest, baddest damn gun they make for when that sumbitch comes back through my doorway!

  28. avatarensitu says:

    Prepping for Sandy II

  29. I don’t know Marge…A 4″ barrel? Looks more like 6″ to me.

  30. avatarJDB says:

    And here kid’s we have an example of Life in New York City before the communist occupation.

  31. avatarMike says:

    “OK, look through the sights. Do you see that over there? That’s the kitchen. Now get in there and cook me dinner”

  32. avatarspeedracer5050 says:

    Ok now this is the stance and grip you will need when the sales lady tells you that the dress and hat you want is no longer on sale!!!
    It really says you mean business!!

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