From Tuesday’s election results, we knew the Obama campaign had an effective get-out-the-vote operation in Ohio, but who knew they’d also penetrated the budding felon demographic so well, too? wkbn.com reports that “An armed masked man who robbed a Warren convenience store on Tuesday also told the clerk at gunpoint to vote for President Barack Obama’s re-election campaign.” The clerk, looking down the barrel of a gun and thinking fast on his feet, was either a felon himself or thought up a quick middle of the road answer for the stick-up man. “The clerk said he was not allowed to vote. The gunman then said ‘Vote for Obama. This is Obama (expletive)’ before fleeing, reports said.” The Forward-thinking robber got away with everything in the til including the cash register drawer. With that kind of committed campaign machine, Romney probably never stood a chance.