Here’s a tip for all you guys trying to get your wife or significant other more comfortable with and accepting of guns: learn the four frickin’ rules. From gazette.com: “Police officers were dispatched the home at 1964 Summernight Terrace (in Colorado Springs) at about 8:30 p.m. Friday. Jacob Cherry (not pictured above) had been cleaning his handguns. While showing his wife how to handle the weapon, a round fired, police said.” How you clean a loaded gun is one of those eternal unanswerable questions. Kinda like why people park on a driveway and drive on a parkway. In any case, Jacob now has a couple of new orifices in his left hand and leg. Of course, he’ll also have a new IGOTD trophy to share with Mrs. Cherry right after he shows her that he’s complied with her wishes and emptied his gun safe.