Zoey Ripple was tested for alcohol after she stumbled into the house of Timothy Justice and Doreen Orion, risking some serious lead poisoning (Mr. Justice shot Ripple in the hip). Ripple’s blood-alcohol level indicated that the comely CU grad was three times over the legal limit— more than enough to induce a booze blackout. So why pin her perambulation on a date rape drug? ‘Cause personal accountability is so 2000 and late. “Ripple says she has not had a drop of alcohol since that night and plans to go to Peru after her probation ends early next year,” abc.news.com reports. “She wants to help start a woman’s professional development and leadership program. But the bullet still lodged in her back serves as a constant reminder of that night. ‘I need to continue to remind myself that this doesn’t define me. I know who I am.'” You’re the woman who almost ruined the lives of two terrified homeowners.