Incendiary Image of the Day: Perez Hilton Madonna Colorado Gun Fail Edition

This image of Madonna’s Colorado stage show came across the TTAG transom too late for our weekend photo caption contest. Equally, it arrived pre-captioned [via perezhilton.com]. Mr. Hilton et. al. have been busy feeding the Madge PR machine, expressing shock and mortification that Madonna didn’t remove the firearms fiesta from her Denver show; the Mile High City not being a million miles from the cinematic gun-free zone (until it wasn’t) in Aurora. Finally! Some genuine S&M for a woman who hasn’t seen any since her conical lingerie (and maybe not even then). The octogenarian singer’s spinmeister Liz Rosenberg defended the display on artistic grounds: “It’s like taking out the third act of Hamlet.” Yup, this bit’s right up there with “To or not to be.” On a personal note, I have to admit that guns DO help relieve my itch—for shooting. Bullets. Non-metaphorical bullets. True story.

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  1. avatar jwm says:

    I’ll bet that revolver was wishing for a condom. And a glade plug in air freshener.

  2. avatar Joseph says:

    That poor, poor gun…

  3. avatar Skyler says:

    I find it more interesting that she has to pad her upper thighs to hide her old lady shanks.

  4. avatar TruckerGuns says:

    It’s safe to determine beyond a reasonable doubt that all three now have something very dangerous in common with Senator Feinstein…

  5. avatar Sanchanim says:

    The new Madonna line of sex toys!

  6. avatar Johnny says:

    With the backing of the NRA, the gun is now suing Madge for sexual harassment.

  7. avatar APBTFan says:

    So did Mothers Against Drunk Drivers protest all the evil dangerous cars everyone drove to the concert coupled with all the alcohol served there?

  8. avatar Not Too Eloquent says:

    Just yuck.

  9. avatar Rich says:

    I choose “Not to be”.

  10. avatar Aharon says:

    “It’s like taking out the third act of Hamlet”

    Oh yeah. Sure. Right on. And Obama is like the re-incarnation of Thomas Jefferson, Ghandi, and Abraham Lincoln. Maybe Lincoln when he was acting like Lenin.

    1. avatar Aharon says:

      BTW, rumor has it that Hillary is hot for Madonna’s gun.

      1. avatar Sammy says:

        Don’t compare Barry with Gandhi, for Gandhi said

        “Among the many misdeeds of British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.” – Mohandas Gandhi, an Autobiography, page 446.

  11. avatar Danny McBee. says:

    If I were that gun, I’d shoot myself. Poor fellow ventured into no man’s land.

  12. avatar GS650G says:

    At her age and with her money you’d think the Material Girl would be retired already. And what’s with the guns in her act?

  13. avatar Sammy says:

    Probably a case of negligent discharge on Mudonna’s parts.

  14. avatar MOG says:

    My barrel went limp.

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