This image of Madonna’s Colorado stage show came across the TTAG transom too late for our weekend photo caption contest. Equally, it arrived pre-captioned [via perezhilton.com]. Mr. Hilton et. al. have been busy feeding the Madge PR machine, expressing shock and mortification that Madonna didn’t remove the firearms fiesta from her Denver show; the Mile High City not being a million miles from the cinematic gun-free zone (until it wasn’t) in Aurora. Finally! Some genuine S&M for a woman who hasn’t seen any since her conical lingerie (and maybe not even then). The octogenarian singer’s spinmeister Liz Rosenberg defended the display on artistic grounds: “It’s like taking out the third act of Hamlet.” Yup, this bit’s right up there with “To or not to be.” On a personal note, I have to admit that guns DO help relieve my itch—for shooting. Bullets. Non-metaphorical bullets. True story.