Not a whole lot needs saying about this one—save the fact that this image is something of a riff on the infamous National Lampoon dog cover. Which doesn’t stop philly.com from trotting out the necessary animal rights indignation and revisiting the comedian’s apology to Fox29: “Sorry if I offended anybody.” [NB: an “if I” apology is not valid where prohibited by law.] Even less credibly, Margera claimed the gun was a fake. But we will grant Mr. Magera that his potential puppy punisher wasn’t cocked and locked. Unlike a certain jackass who’s made a living by going around half-cocked.