58 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. A Mexican standoff is most precisely a confrontation among three or more opponents. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different than for a duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage.
    In a Mexican standoff the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. No one wants to go first.
    So no ones does. They all stand up and walk away.
    So my Caption would be “Goodbye, and go with God.

    • As an educator, I LOL’d.

      On a serious note, some of the food that gets served to kids today really is terrible…

      • I boycotted school lunches starting in 8th grade and never ate another one. Graduated HS summer of ’74 so this isn’t a recent phenomena…

  2. on the topic of mexican standoff:

    “While it is important to emphasize that the FBI’s investigation is actively continuing, there are strong preliminary indications that the death of United States Border Patrol Agent Nicholas J. Ivie, 30, and the injury to a second agent was the result of an accidental shooting incident involving only the agents,” James Turgal, special agent in charge of the FBI’s Phoenix division, said in a statement.

  3. “Is that a gun? I got a gun… He got a gun … he got a gun … EVERYBODY GOT GUNS!” – Gyp Rosetti “Boardwalk Empire”

  4. “…and of all the people present that day, only Susie (second from right) had the presence of mind to focus on the primary threat: the hipster with the MP5.”

  5. “A terrible tragedy occurred at the primate house at the zoo when a truckload of guns that were being smuggled to Mexico by ATF agents crashed and overturned in the exercise habitat. Film at 11….”

  6. Please, for the love of all that’s holy, pull the %&#*(&^ triggers you %&#*(&^ morons. C$!) they’ll probably all turn into teen vampires and we’ll have to endure even more tedious drivel in the theaters. Can we at least make sure it goes direct to dvd?

  7. Fifteen seconds after the British teens were given their guns, they acted like they had never seen any before.

  8. “Seattle PD investigators are still unsure of the motive behind the gunfight, though the two damaged fixed-speed bicycles and a smashed record collection of obscure indie bands also found at the scene are believed to be involved.”

    • Hey I figured the skinny jeans, thug-lyfe hoodie, the janky haircuts, etc all made them underground and ‘hipster-ish’. Lol.

  9. The TTAG editorial staff reacting to the rumor that anti-gun poster MikeyB is actually one of their own. 

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