Shooting Tip: Grab Your Crotch And Shout Insults

Matt Steele nails it, but you should also brush and floss regularly and work on your tennis and bowling games. If you start throwing down all those OFWG insults you’re gonna need street cred, and bowling below 200 isn’t gonna cut it.

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  1. avatar jwm says:

    Trying to teach “street cred” to a skinny white boy wearing pepto pink ears is fvcking hilarious.

  2. avatar hoppes#9 says:

    That’s racist – hilariously so.

  3. avatar Gregolas says:

    If Obama had a son, he’d shoot like this!

    1. avatar shawmutt says:

      Ryan probably already does…or at least he does when the camera’s around

  4. avatar Joe says:

    Has anyone actually shot like this? I have and it is a surprisingly accurate way to point shoot.

    1. avatar Joe Grine says:

      Write an article for TTAG and defend your thesis!

      1. avatar AlphaGeek says:

        And be sure to follow up an article on how to “throw” the rounds just right so they fly on curved trajectory, Wanted style.

      2. avatar Chris Dumm says:

        Better yet, film it!

        And good luck: I almost didn’t notice that they appear to be shooting at the side of a barn. I doubt they hit it.

  5. avatar Greg Camp says:

    This is the Hollywood technique that bad guys use for shooting. How many (dead) enemies of Bond, for example, talk the scene to death when one round, fired while using the sights, would have done the job?

  6. avatar Ross says:

    Priceless

  7. avatar Alan says:

    “Omg he turned the gun sideways! Kill shot” from Date Night.

  8. avatar LongPurple says:

    First yell:

    “I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

    Then shoot when he’s trying to figure it out.

    1. avatar Charlie D says:

      LongPurple that may be the funniest comment ever written about shooting!

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