It Should Have Been a DGU: Bath Salt Zombie Edition

“Cimino . . . jumped from the second-floor window of a vacant home in Hawley on Sept. 7, after he stripped down to his underwear and unsuccessfully tried to break into another nearby home,” officer.com reports. “By the time he entered the vacant home, Cimino had also taken off his underpants, state police said. After the jump, Cimino went through the home’s garage then noticed two women walking down the street, state police said. Naked and covered in his own blood because of the fall, Cimino approached the two women — Ann Monaghan and Nancy Dean-Corino, both of Hawley — and tackled Dean-Corino, according to state police. Bleeding all over her, Cimino ‘began to gnaw’ at Dean-Corino’s head, all while ‘screaming like an animal,’ according to a state police press release. The two women managed to escape and call police. Responding troopers found Cimino laying in the road covered in blood with severe injuries.”

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  1. avatar JoshinGA says:

    I blame the mass media. These impressionable drug addicts see one crazy dude get immortalized for being a wackjob who attacks and bites peoples faces off, then suddenly we have a rash of incidents just like it. Down with the mass media BS, this is all their fault. Think of the children!

    1. avatar Michael B. says:

      Partly true.

      1. avatar JoshinGA says:

        Partly sarcastic

        1. avatar FourString says:

          hahahha spot on, dude.

  2. avatar jwm says:

    And people wonder why I want to carry a gun. Naked guys trying to hump your leg and chew your face at the same time. Sounds like saturday night in San Francisco.

    1. avatar RIGHT! says:

      Or DC!

      1. avatar Accur81 says:

        West Hollywood!

  3. avatar MotoJB says:

    He should be pushing up daisy’s…lucky he attacked defensiveless women. I hope the ladies are ok and have no diseases from this scumbag druggie.

  4. avatar SKSlovr says:

    i want that revolver, minus the horrific grips tho.. maybe some clasic wood with a rubber recoil pad at the back?

  5. avatar matt says:

    Who the hell is going to shoot a zombie with something chambered in S&W 500? A zombie bear?

    1. avatar RIGHT! says:

      I’ve fired one with the longer barrel, deadly accurate at 200 yards

    2. avatar JoshinGA says:

      Did you catch the joke at the end? Something to the effect that he could probably afford to shoot 20 or 30 zombies before he was broke.

      And dont discount the probability that animals would also be affected by the zombie virus. Would you want to be unprepared with a horde of zombie bears at your door? /sarc

      1. avatar matt says:

        No, I had the audio muted. If I was him I’d would have gotten the 460, at least you can shoot 45 LC out of it.

        1. avatar JoshinGA says:

          I think I saw a 460 in one of his other vids, but that might have been after this one was made. He has a decent sized collection of handguns (to say that Im a little jealous would be a large understatement).

        2. avatar rosignol says:

          Re-watch it with the sound on, it’s pretty funny.

        3. avatar Accur81 says:

          The 460 is good times. It’s the perfect hand cannon for recoil sensitive shooters…

    3. avatar matt says:

      And from the article:
      State police later filed… one count each of criminal trespass and defiant trespassing against Cimino.

      What exactly is defiant trespassing?

      1. avatar spymyeyes says:

        that’s easy matt,

        It is when you are trespassing and refuse to leave.

        I bet if they had that “zombie” grip on their guns it would have scared him so bad he would have stopped biting faces!

        1. avatar Elliotte says:

          Haven’t you ever seen a dog, cat, or other animal react to bright shiny things? That must be the same thing for all this zombie-green coloring on stuff. Use the bright green to distract them and get them to hold still long enough for an easier headshot, duh.

  6. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    “Responding troopers found Cimino laying in the road covered in blood with severe injuries.”

    We can only hope that the women he initially attacked caused those severe injuries.

    This attack highlights the deranged people walking around who are at best willing and at worst seeking to harm other people. I highly recommend that everyone — especially women — seriously consider obtaining their concealed carry handgun license and carry everywhere. You just never know when you will find yourself in a situation where you really wish you have a handgun. As they say, “Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.”

  7. avatar Greg Camp says:

    Unless he was a zombie chicken, he wasn’t laying anything in the road. He was lying in the road.

    What possible reason would anyone have for glow-in-the-dark grips? I understand night sights, but grips like that seem like an invitation to be the target.

    1. avatar Accur81 says:

      Plus, eveybody knows that zombies are attracted to light and sound. Those grips were definitely a poor tactical decision.

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