“Hord stirr. I got the dlop on you.”
No, which way is China?
Dammit! Where’d he find a Heizer Doubletap?!?
“If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun” Dali Lama IVX
wtf gun is that? a side by side handgun?
I had one of those when I was a kid. Each barrel had a cork with a string on it. Break the action and it cocked the internal spring, then just pull the trigger and the cork popped out. We didn’t have pc’s and video games then.
Arsenal Second Century: now available in fun size!
“How do you think I got this spot on my forehead?”
From China to the USA . Payment Due Date ( NOW) . Total Amount Due ( 16 Trillion)
In that case, they’ll just have to break 600 million kneecaps. And those of their children, and their children’s children…
Temple donations are down, forcing Buddhist gangs to rob unwary tourists – first, distraction with the levitating ball trick. Then, a double-barreled homemade gat in the ribs.
This one gets my vote!!!
Free reincarnation program. No waiting. Couples discount.
After their licensing agreement with Colt expired, Llama now makes royalty-free derringer replicas.
“All you other kids with your pumped-up sandals better run, better run, outrun my gun…”
“You unenlightened dogfaces are still playing tennis with rackets?”
” The Dali Llama posse.”
Right between the eyes…
SMILE! You commie Chinese Tibet suppressing mother f*cker…
Why is the red dot on my head?
Let’s do Tibet rules…noone fires until this ball hits the ground.
“NO. I’ll shoot YOUR eyes out.”
“So happy to be helping you remove your wallet?”
“Why are we smiling? We are smiling because we have a gun, and you don’t.”
Warrior kid monks: gun edition.
Handguns and tennis? They’re just trying to tell us they love “I Spy” reruns.
“If I meet the Buddha on the road, I’m gonna kill him.”
When Kung Fu just won’t Do
Hey Chuck Norris….Now show me how bad you Really are!!!!
So…. You really want my sister to love you long time??? Are you sure!!!
Welcome to my sect. Now, if you will please voluntarily join it, and help keep us all happy, we won’t have to shoot another infidel this week.
Welcome to the New Democrats!!! Since you have “voluntarily” joined us we are now going to demonstrate how we keep our volunteers busy…. I mean how we keep our constituents promoting our ideals and desires!!!
Chicago Mayor say this work real well!!!
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