“One is for Killing and One is for Fun!”
The French Army?
This is how you surrender.
A cross section of the diversity at the Republican convention.
Hah! + 1!
Give me a break. The only metric by which the Republican party is less diverse than that freak show you people are running is its lack or race-baiting, mouth breathing liars.
Whoa, this is a humor segment, pardner, lighten up. You seem to have a hair trigger there (make sure to keep your booger hooker off that bang button!). Stay safe.
I give the GOP a ribbing for obvious or perceived shortcomings. Gay marriage and abortion do not affect me directly, but Sen. Feinstien’s AWB would. I am a single issue voter and that issue is gun rights. Try not to be so thin skinned. It was said in fun.
It’s not a matter of being thin-skinned. My comment was intended in the same spirit as the others.
Actually, homosexual marriage and abortion dont affect you directly…..yet. I took it a comedy as well, though the libs do use comedy to get their dirty, stinking, filthy agendas out there.
An elderly woman held a 100 or so trained solders at bay with a revolver until help could arrive.
A rare look inside the French military training grounds.
Wait but those guns dont have pistol grips, adjustable stocks, reflex optics, and and and… Oh my god theres so many of them! Oh good god! We should ban those trousers!
I also don’t see any shoulder thingy that goes up! Just what kind of new fangled assault weapon is that??
“must keep the sky from falling” and later”we’ll sweep sunshine off the barracks roof”
This sux. I wonder when they are having chow? I wonder what we get for chow? WTF is that dude doing with a camera? Rifle PT sux, but it’s better than sawdust PT. Man this thing is heavy… (and so on, and so on..)
+1 for accuracy. You some kind of professional mind-reader?
I said we’re “gung ho commandos”, men. SOME of you seem to have misunderstood.
ALLAHU AKBAR! Our deodorant is working in this stinking desert heat.
Military budgets were cut so severely after Korea, that they had to practice river crossings… minus the river.
When you first arrive at the CMP headquarters, you’re shown the extent of their inventory… in a most dramatic fashion.
None of them have their PT belts!!!
They look like the guys in my unit, they were a bunch of horny bastards as well
barrels pointing to their right… whats down range?
If you’re going to fight the fashion police, you need more than a Springfield.
“Charlene gives me wood.”
All I can say- CMP
I want one.
Be confident with Sure deodorant.
This is my rifle, and these are my pants. This one’s for shooting, and these are for, um, slogging through the Louisiana swamp to go noodling.
“Life immitates toys: A collection of those useless guys from your green army men box.”
“Man, I can’t wait until these things are made of plastic and aluminum!”
The TTAG editorial team begin each day doing morning calisthenics.
Now that’s excellent.
I hereby nominate this caption for winner!
Aid speaking to general at inspection:
Aren’t those Ralph Lauren knickers sharp? We may not have the strongest Army in the world, but by God we do have the best dressed!
Government bean counter to secretary of defense:
Those “one size fits all pants” are pure genius sir … we’ll be able to afford tanks now with the savings!
Damn, I wish there was a better way to hold up my pants!
“If their pants were any higher they’d be called shirts”
Aarrrmy training, sir! That’s a fact jack!
“I can not believe we are being robbed!”
There’s an MST3k “Poopy Suit” joke in there somewhere.
Starring in the MST3K remake of “The Day The Earth Stood Still” excited Woodie a lot!!! Either that or he is the poster child for the New French Armies Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Division!!!!
Whens the flood?
THIS IS MY RIFLE!
pre WW2 and pearl harbor US military. unprepared, ill-equipped, while our mighty industries were sleeping and we were still hoping germany and japan would mind their own business.
We were trying to avoid the “reality check” untill Sunday morning,,,sorta like a Sunday Morning Reality Check.
But Good one You fer being the WatchMan!
We both know what’s comming next, and soon.
so youre telling me i dont get a cookie for being correct.
Isn’t that Kirk Douglas there in front saying to himself, “Stanley told me this was a picture about Rome…”
I see a Mae West comment there…..
“And when you stretch like this, you can feel it in your crotch!”
Raise your hands if your uniform doesn’t fit.
gives a different slant to the term”gun porn”
O how things haven’t changed
1. Aerial Gunner Qualification Course participants.
2. What are you guys so up in arms about?
I can’t wait to get my hands on one of those new Garands.M1 ,CALIBER 30,….
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