Self-Defense Tip: Keep Firing Until The Threat Is Neutralized

And try to ignore the screaming.

(H/t to my dear wife, who never would have found this for me if she didn’t watch Glee.)

 

comments

  1. avatar Bob says:

    That is absolutely terrible. It will probably become a cult classic.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      Well, there is certainly truth at TTAG, that ABSOLUTELy was the worst death scene ever. It hurt to watch it. What movie is that from so I NEVER accidently watch it?

      1. avatar Felix says:

        Click he YouTube link in th evideo, and find this:

        From Turkish movie ‘Kareteci Kız 1973’

  2. avatar XGP says:

    Id fire faster just to shut him up

  3. that is by far the best death scene I’ve seen in my entire life

  4. avatar MikeM says:

    This is what a .9mm will get you.

  5. avatar jwm says:

    So, RF’s, partying in Florida and this is the kind of shit we gotta put up with? Hope he gets back soon.

  6. avatar Phil H says:

    Thank God there was a bed there, or he’d have bumped his head and started screaming all over again.

  7. avatar Scott says:

    I like how she closes her eyes while she’s aiming and opens them after she shoots…..and still hits her target. I wonder if Rob Pincus teaches how to do that?

  8. avatar Ross says:

    This is why one should always use the tried and true head shot.

  9. avatar Mike says:

    The reason her shots are so painful to him is that she thrusts the gun forward as she shoots, which improves fragmentation.

  10. avatar إبليس says:

    Why would you want to kill Frank Zappa?

  11. avatar SCS says:

    Wow, is that bad!!

  12. avatar Avid Reader says:

    And what’s worse is the bottle of Johnnie Walker that buys the farm at 00:30.

  13. avatar Jericho941 says:

    Actually she clearly needs to STOP shooting because every time he stops screaming and starts to collapse, her next shot reinvigorates him for another round of theatrics!

  14. avatar Biofire says:

    Thank you for that! I am having a terrible day, but now I can’t stop laughing.

    The karate chop to the neck was exactly how I was taught to do it.

  15. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    I clearly see we need to drive more traffic to TTAG – the writers don’t make jack-$hit such they can’t afford premium cable channels.

    I can see the telethon now . . . Emily Miller wearing a pink chiffon full length dress working the tote board Vanna White style and repeated cut-aways to varrious gun bloggers working the phone lines while Alan Gottlieb wears a powder blue tux with a ruffled shirt begging us for $5.00 more . . . . for the children.

    1. avatar speedracer5050 says:

      And the modern day version of “The Gong Show” is born!!
      God help us all!!!

  16. avatar Joe says:

    There’s better music and acting in 70’s p*rn*s – so I’m told.

  17. avatar Will says:

    O_o

    Wha? I think I just lost IQ points watching it.

  18. avatar "lee n. field" says:

    He’s a werewolf, right?

  19. avatar g says:

    This is better than Rickrolling someone… I WILL FORWARD THIS INTERNET GEM ONWARD!

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