Shock Horror! Jessica Alba Wears Low-Cut Blouse to Gun Range!

It’s not enough bad behavior to earn actress Jessica Alba a TTAG IGOTD award, but there’s no getting around it: women are advised not to wear a low-cut blouse to the gun range. [Click here or make the jump for more images courtesy dailymail.co.uk.] A sizzling casing down the shirt has caused many a muzzle violation as a female shooter attempts to deal with hot metal at the expense of safety. Oh wait. She’s shooting a revolver. There must be something to complain about (and justify this post). How about the unsafe muzzle direction deal in the shot after the jump? That is unsafe, right?

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  1. avatar Jarhead says:

    If you actually read the link you posted it actually shows pictures of her wearing boots when she went in and says she wore boots and changed he attire. Non story but always cool to see a hot chick shooting guns.

    1. avatar Robert Farago says:

      Sorry. Got a little distracted. Text and headline amended.

      1. avatar Aharon says:

        I can’t imagine why the blood rushed out of your head causing you to get distracted. Let’s hope that if ever get confronted by an attacker with a gun that person is not JA.

  2. avatar Jarhead says:

    That at she is shooting a revolver. So not hot casings to worry about falling in between her tata’s. Although i would offer to help if any did.

  3. avatar Aharon says:

    If you go to the Daily Mail site and scroll down there is a nice pic of Jessica wearing a black cowboy hat, black silver studded brra, and a six gun. I saved it to my desktop.

  4. avatar cz82mak@gmail.com says:

    Those pants are hideous.

    1. avatar Mike S says:

      Theyd look fine on the floor!

      1. avatar Roll says:

        Bow chicka bow wow…

        I’m not complaing about the eye candy…

    2. avatar Aharon says:

      Close your eyes and take a deep slow breath imagining that you’re touching those pants with your hands. Are they still hideous?

  5. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    S&W maybe?? Could be a Ruger. Could be it doesn’t matter!! That smile says she is fixing’ to have some fun!!!!

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      Gun? What gun? I didn’t see any gun…….. golly gee WHIZZ she is a FINE looking lady.

  6. avatar Anon in CT says:

    Yeah – firing the SAW left-handed from shoulder in the seated position resulted in a stream of hot casings down the shirt – not fun at all.

  7. avatar Adam says:

    One of the most physically perfect women on the planet…I despise Cash Warren.

  8. avatar Malache says:

    It is the brass coming from your left that would have me concerned.

  9. avatar Sammy says:

    Sizzling hot casing? Hummmm. She has that covered without the gun.

  10. avatar jwm says:

    first kardashian, now alba. if they’re in it to support our rights, welcome to them.

  11. avatar Ralph says:

    She could send 500 rounds down the barrel rapid-fire and that gun still wouldn’t be as hot Jessica Alba.

  12. avatar DrewR55 says:

    If she likes revolvers someone should give her an AR. Let’s see her smile after a whole magazine.

  13. avatar GS650G says:

    She can try my .44 any day.

  14. avatar codefeenix says:

    Wow in the first pic it looks like she is made out of toothpicks.

  15. avatar Steve says:

    Y’all need to get out more. Really. Outdoors. With other people.

    1. avatar GS650G says:

      Why ? The internet relationships can be so more fulfilling!

    2. avatar CarlosT says:

      Can one of those people be Jessica Alba?

      1. avatar Steve says:

        No promises, but I CAN guarantee that you wont meet her sitting in your mom’s basement posting lecherous comments on TTAG.

  16. avatar GA_Koenig says:

    Rule 5: Jessica Alba can do whatever the hell she wants!

  17. avatar gemalo says:

    I actually took a coworker to the range, and let her shoot my PT-92. Yes, a hot shell went right down between some ta-ta’s that were considerably larger than Jessica’s. Offered to get it, but she said no. C’est la vie.

  18. avatar Angel says:

    I bet there was a bunch of ND’s at that range. And I’m not even talking about guns. 😉

  19. avatar shawmutt says:

    I’m sorry…were you blogging something?

  20. Is it just me, or does Jessica have REALLY BIG FEET?

  21. avatar rosignol says:

    There must be something to complain about (and justify this post).

    The lack of video of Jessica Alba doing the Hot Brass Dance?

  22. avatar bob says:

    Would destroy.

  23. avatar RIGHT! says:

    Sorry, I was staring at that milk shake poster on the wall,,,and you guys do need to go outside more often, Jessie is soo not that hot (neked)

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