This story is so 14 days ago. A better math mind than mine could figure out how many guns Ruger’s produced since the day before International Elvis Tribute day. Suffice it to say, Ruger’s producing firearms faster than Genevieve Morton [not shown] produces erectile function. Speaking of excitations . . . “Last year, Ruger became the first commercial firearms company to produce one million firearms in one year, and we were incredibly excited and proud to reach that milestone,” Ruger President and CEO Mike Fifer admitted in the corporate press release. “It took us nearly all of 2011 to build one million firearms, but in 2012 we accomplished it on August 15th. We continue to invest in and improve our manufacturing processes to help us respond to the strong demand for Ruger® firearms. We expect 2012 will be another record-breaking year for Ruger, and we want to thank our loyal customers for their continued support.” You’re welcome.