Incendiary Image of the Day: Beware the Bridesmaid Edition

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  1. avatar Right! says:

    Satirical Comment Section:
    All those white, rightwing, racist, hatemongers and not a single bible?

  2. avatar spymyeyes says:

    That is one of the most stupid pictures I have seen in a long time.

    Every single one of them is pointing their weapon in an unsafe manner, and I bet they are all fully loaded with safeties off ready for mayhem.

    This is nothing more than fodder for the gun-grabbers to use.

    1. avatar Swarf says:

      And they’re ugly!

      1. avatar bob says:

        You gay bruh?

    2. avatar Aharon says:

      PC uber liberals will only criticize women holding guns if all the women appear to be southern conservative white-trash bible carriers. Otherwise women holding guns are increasingly seen as PC ok since it is a female empowerment liberated sexually independent act. I don’t think the gun grabbers will want to openly disagree with with their cousins the other PC liberals over this photo. Now if the men were holding guns and the woman standing back holding flowers that might be a different matter.

    3. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

      “and I bet they are all fully loaded with safeties off ready for mayhem.”
      ——
      Wow, you can tell all that from a single photograph? Surely, you are a wizard, sir.

      1. avatar spymyeyes says:

        Moonshine and Mike B.,

        the two trolls from TTAG always gotta throw the hate in their comments.

        haters gonna hate…..

        1. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

          You’re making gun safety judgments based on a picture on the internet, and I’M the hater? Train more, Spy. Post nevermore.

        2. avatar Not Too Eloquent says:

          Those weapons are called “unloaded props”. Wee-wee much?

        3. avatar legoman0721 says:

          Haters are gonna hate, hence your first post. As far as I’m concerned, all fingers are off triggers so those guns are safe. How you can tell if a gun is loaded from a photo, I have no idea. Why rush to judgement on a fun little gag?

  3. avatar jwm says:

    remove the boys from the picture and you have my dream harem.

  4. avatar Agitator says:

    At least they have trigger discipline

    1. avatar spymyeyes says:

      trigger disipline?

      for how long though?

      Looks to me like the “bride” is gonna catch a round in both legs and her torso as soon as someone sneezes!

      1. avatar Mr. Lion says:

        Maybe the dress is kevlar?

      2. avatar Henry Bowman says:

        Thankfully, even following just one of the 4 safety rules ensures that no one gets hurt.

        1. avatar spymyeyes says:

          Sorry henry,

          but none of them look smart enough to me to look down the barrel to make sure it is not loaded before taking that picture.

        2. avatar Henry Bowman says:

          I meant any one of the rules, not Rule # 1. If any single rule is followed (trigger discipline, in this case), no one will get hurt.

        3. avatar Not Too Eloquent says:

          I see no objective evidence that any of the well-dressed ladies and gentlemen in that photo are not “smart enough” to ensure the weapons are unloaded prior to using as humorous wedding photo props.

        4. avatar legoman0721 says:

          Henry, you are absolutely right.

          Not Too Eloquent, you are also spot on. There’s no need to assume anyone’s level of intelligence from a fun picture on the internet.

  5. avatar Rambeast says:

    Shotgun weddings are soooo 20th century. Welcome to the 21st!

    1. avatar Sanchanim says:

      +10 🙂

  6. avatar Roll says:

    WTF WHY WAZ I NOT INVITED!?

  7. avatar Oddux says:

    I’ve always thought the words “Till death do we part” sounded rather threatening…

    1. avatar Totenglocke says:

      See, I always thought of them as a way to remind your wife not to be a bitch – “Just remember, till death do we part…and I can make that happen a lot sooner…..”

  8. avatar Aaron says:

    Something tells me that if they cancel the reception, they’re getting the entire deposit back.

  9. avatar Ralph says:

    This is what happens when you marry a Remington heiress.

  10. avatar Right! says:

    “Is that an M-1A in your pocket or are you,,,,,OH it IS an M1A!

    1. avatar Sanchanim says:

      LMAO good one!

      1. avatar Jeff O. says:

        Can’t it be both?

        1. avatar Right! says:

          LAMO

  11. avatar Right! says:

    And my all time favorite movie quote:
    “Daddy would have got us Uzies!”~ “Night of the Comet”

    1. avatar Aaron says:

      Ah, one of my favorite 80s movies! And that line was given so much more punch because Catherine Mary Stewart had to work the bolt a few times to cycle through the whole mag….

  12. avatar Mark says:

    Bridesmaid dresses aren’t usually going to get any use after the wedding, but the rifle will last!

  13. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Bouquet, schmouquet, toss ME a fresh magazine!

  14. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Go ahead, I dare you to tell any one of those ladies that their dress makes their butt look big.

  15. avatar Accur81 says:

    Is it me, or does a good looking woman look even hotter when she’s holding a gun?

    1. avatar Not Too Eloquent says:

      Roger that …

  16. avatar jwm says:

    didn’t somebody do a video of girls in bikinis firing machine guns?

    1. avatar rosignol says:

      Yes. I’m pretty sure you can find it on youtube.

      Someone also did a video of girls firing machine guns without the bikinis- that one’s not on youtube.

      1. avatar FourString says:

        lololololol

  17. avatar NWGlocker says:

    Maybe the guys are carrying concealed in the flower bouquets….

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