Hillbilly hand fishing is an affront to evolution. But at least it features enough wet T-shirt action (with attractive women) to justify its existence. This debacle—where a flash mob of water pistoleros led to the death of koi fish at Balboa Park (near the San Diego Natural History Museum) is beyond heinous. “It was a mess,” John Hittner told examiner.com. The Fishy Business employee reported that “There were a few dead koi, empty bottles, squirt guns, balloons, flip-flops…they broke the drain pipe and some of the old planters collapsed.” I blame the NRA. And call for CA to extend its ban on open carry to squirt guns. Meanwhile park officials should stop being coy about the cause of this koi-tastrophe. If one koi is killed by America’s burgeoning gun culture it’s one koi too many.